Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 1hWould you consider a True Crime documentary under the Horror genre? 000
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I left my number under the hot new co worker's windshield wiper and chat... we've been tExTiiiiiNggg. and he said he's going to come early to work tomorrow so we can chat before he clocks in 💅 0141
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Without insurance it would have cost me $3,507 to get a numbing shot, 4 stitches, and one extra strength tylenol 1160
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Introduced myself to hot new coworker by asking why he hadn’t introduced himself to me yet. Ok let’s go? 090
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026New work crush just dropped (aka: Neck Tattoo). I was asking someone in his department what his story was and they told me to just come by tomorrow morning to strike up a conversation. Why is it so much easier to approach people on the internet opposed to in person?! 🙉 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anyone else.... not sober while watching the VODS on twitch and almost start typing in chat because you forget you aren't watching live? 1190
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well, I finally get to unveil the fallout from the Finger vs. Hedge trimmers incident 2 months ago. I still can't move it much and the feeling is just starting to come back in the tip. Hopefully I can fix that, but in the mean time she's been dubbed my "Spooky finger". 0130
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My favorite part of these mass celebrity hate trains is when people start calling them ugly. 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My friend said if I could fix his old Cricut machine then I could keep it. So guess who got a Cricut for $25 in replacement parts 🏆…Ignore the “eater” sticker..thats the only bit of him I’ll leave on the machine to pay homage 0120
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today I turned 36. I woke up naturally at 8, posted thirst traps, went to the world’s largest arcade, drank margaritas, and am about to pick up sushi and cake, and maybe get some birthday “smooches”. It been a pretty good one this year. 22570
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 09/09/20267 more hours until I'm on vacation! (from my full time job.. still have 2 shoots this weekend.) 0100
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Crying? Over a man? That you’re not even in a relationship with? What IS that? 1150
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"What websites are there?" - the 96 (95?) year old owner of the company I work for. 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My ex owes me about $12k and blocked my phone number so now I sign him up for Scientology newsletters every month. 0170
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Eye drop recall? They’re coming for the daylight functioning stoners now! 030
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/08/20262 decades of searching vintage/thrift shops and I finally found it.. Visions cookware.. 0200
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There is no such thing as a bedtime when a hot guy wants to stay up late doing crafts with you on a work night.... right?static.klipy.comBart Simpson Tired in BedAlt: Bart Simpson Tired in Bed 0170
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My first screen printed shirt and this one is for fans of the simpsons! Aside from the accidental paint spill-i’m so happy with how this turned out!! 070
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hot Guy (nickname) left allllll of his crafting supplies with me while he’s in the process of moving. Chat, she’s been screen printing and making stickers and getting her money’s worth out of that Photoshop subscription. 270
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Not the manic low hitting when I'm bored, lonely, and my closest support systems are unavailable. Girl, I'm scared. 270
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The 94 year old owner of the company I work for is lucky to have me. Everyone has a to shout for him to be able to hear, but I just have to use my default volume. 140
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026JUST got over a bit of a low self esteem day yesterday and a guy I used to work with that has a huge crush (NOT mutual) on me just sent me a meme out of the blue that said "Chubby girls are the shit"... It's literally illegal for a man to say that to me. 080
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Made fun of a a guy at the gas station who was kind of being an asshole and got $4 off of my purchase. 0170
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Right before I do my morning Bluesky check, I think: "Alright, let's see what these little fuckers are up to." (respectfully) (affectionately) 0160
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 26/07/20262 weeks healed and I still think an uncensored picture would be considered NSFW. But im getting a bit of mobility back. Still no feeling in the tip. I really fucked myself up in a literal blink of an eye 060
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me: I’m worried my finger is going to gross people out 😰🤢 Also me: Wanna see my finger? 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I had a Dr. appointment for one final finger check up before releasing me bandage free into the wild. As soon as I pull into the parking lot it strikes me-diarrhea cramps. So I'm like "okay, it's just a check up, it'll be a quick appointment". As I was checking in, it was made apparent that 1120
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Man... my algorithm really wants to spoil the new season of King of the Hill for me, doesn't it?.. 010
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Remember when Joe and chat had SO much fun playing Fortnite? 😏 180
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The scraping noise of Italian ice fresh from the freezer is giving me the chills. Im just out here with hard nipples enjoying a frozen treat. 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The sicko in me being ignited when people say they want to see my finger wound. 040
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Should I call off tomorrow because I got stitches on Saturday? 🤔 or is that pushing it 170
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Turned my finger to hamburger meat with the hedge trimmers. Got 4 stitches, and parts of my finger are “missing”. First time getting stitches and i sobbed the whole time and apologized for not being funny. 1260
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A friend asked me if I could pick some stuff up at the store while I was there. He sent his list and on it it said “cheese 1 and cheese 2”. I want to hate straight men, but it’s hard to in moments like this. 060
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Sometimes you just have to lay in the dark, running a Panasonic wet/dry electric shaver and trimmer along your legs while having some unrelated tears. 170
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My favorite things to call full grown straight cis men: Diva Girlie Superstar Little champion Slugger Cowboy 0110
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The owner of the company I work for is 96. He’s asked one of my coworkers “what should I do?” 4 times in the last 10 minutes and I wish her answer was “go home.” Because there is nothing for a 96 year old man to do at work. 040
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Is anyone else just letting their phone ring because they like their ringtone so much? 080
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You know that one Ariana Grande song that goes: DontwannawaitonittonightIwannagetnastyyyyyyy 030
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Randi Savage is 10 today! It’s a big ol age for a big dog with a heart murmur. She had steak cooked in bacon fat for her birthday meal. 0180
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026A full year of having my very own home office and all I do is come in here and spill all over the place. 060
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026“Just so you know, I’d never do that to you” - someone who is about to do that to you 0100
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Wish ya'll could have seen the athleticism I displayed when I climbed through one of my windows after locking keys in the house this morning. 0160
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Inviting straight men over to my house just so I can make fun of them the entire time that they are there. 070
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hands down my favorite sticker of all time by serendipity.draws 2240
