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Dr. Chili

@drchilimd.bsky.social
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I tried to do them in order of discovery too. Dang. This brought me through my whole ass life.
My 9 albums that shaped who I am: Britney Spears "Oops I did it again". Alanis Morissette "Jagged little pill" Alkaline Trio "Maybe I'll catch fire" Good Charlotte the "young and the hopeless." Green Day "American Idiop" Fall out Boy "Under the cork tree" Less than jake "hello rockview" Streetlight Manifesto "Everything goes numb" and Aesop Rock "None Shall Pass"
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you don't mind, I would like to share one of my best friends with you. Remember when Ice Spice was seen hitting Tobey Macguire's vape at that party in July? For whatever reason, we were shipping that affair HARD. You have to hold on to the good straight ones.
Some text exchanges about Tobey Macguire and his wife getting a divorce and the two of us pondering if Ice Spice had anything to do with it. On July 4th he texted me "do you think Toby and Ice Spice are watching the fireworks together? and on august 15th: DO you think ice spice and toby are still dating?" and a bonus 2025 text thread saying "I'ma keep it a buck: I'm listening to ice spice rn. let me circle back on this one. cause' i woke up with ice spice in my head and i've been on one all day since. have you tried listening to ice spice to help your mood?"
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot guy came over and we got my holographic paper to run through the Cricut after some prior issues. Here is my bounty
Three stickers. One says i have a crush on every boy in death metal font. A heart that says “bug butt sluts” and a little one that says “paging Dr Chili” in retro arcade font
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Without insurance it would have cost me $3,507 to get a numbing shot, 4 stitches, and one extra strength tylenol
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lady Gaga asking what's fortnight
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, I finally get to unveil the fallout from the Finger vs. Hedge trimmers incident 2 months ago. I still can't move it much and the feeling is just starting to come back in the tip. Hopefully I can fix that, but in the mean time she's been dubbed my "Spooky finger".
scar from my accident. kind of looks like a stick figure horse
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My friend said if I could fix his old Cricut machine then I could keep it. So guess who got a Cricut for $25 in replacement parts 🏆…Ignore the “eater” sticker..thats the only bit of him I’ll leave on the machine to pay homage
Cricut cutting machine successfully fixed by me complete with new stickers reptiles, cats, ramen, a moth, and a sticker that says “eater” left by some nasty boy that I still let touch me sometimes
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today I turned 36. I woke up naturally at 8, posted thirst traps, went to the world’s largest arcade, drank margaritas, and am about to pick up sushi and cake, and maybe get some birthday “smooches”. It been a pretty good one this year.
Squatting down in my mirror showing off those glittery pastel doc martens
Galloping Ghost! The world’s largest arcade with over 800 retro arcade cabinets
Medival Madness, one of my favorite pinball machinesHalf priced margarita
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Never beating the cutie patootie allegations
Me! In my office with my headset on.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
2 decades of searching vintage/thrift shops and I finally found it.. Visions cookware..
Small glass Visions frying panMakers mark Vision corning France
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My first screen printed shirt and this one is for fans of the simpsons! Aside from the accidental paint spill-i’m so happy with how this turned out!!
Bonestorm logo on front of shirt..Buy my bonestorm or ho to hell
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
2 weeks healed and I still think an uncensored picture would be considered NSFW. But im getting a bit of mobility back. Still no feeling in the tip. I really fucked myself up in a literal blink of an eye
Self censoring my finger wound.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Who is this?
Made my finger bandage into a little friend
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Turned my finger to hamburger meat with the hedge trimmers. Got 4 stitches, and parts of my finger are “missing”. First time getting stitches and i sobbed the whole time and apologized for not being funny.
Big fat bandaged index finger
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Is anyone else just letting their phone ring because they like their ringtone so much?
My ringtone is Route 1 from Pokemon. I also have the Bubble Bobble, Halloween, Tetris, and Fuschia City. Those are my tops guys.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Randi Savage is 10 today! It’s a big ol age for a big dog with a heart murmur. She had steak cooked in bacon fat for her birthday meal.
Showing my dog her steak dinner and she just can’t believe it
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hands down my favorite sticker of all time by serendipity.draws
Krobus with a rainbow above him and it says “And they were roommates”. With little sparklesss
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Medicated bath for the itchy gal
My dog, randi savage, eyes closed in the bath being a brave girl
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Stinky’s angels
Orange bad boy cat, tito. And good sweet baby angel pitbull randi having a vibey relax on the bed
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I think Magikarp in Pokopia just called me a flop.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
So it’s come to this…
Email from Planet Fitness telling me about available perks. A FREE KNIFE is available with a Hello Fresh subscription. Underneath that is their, motto?, which is “WE’RE ALL STRONG ON THIS PLANET”. Very menacing morning for this big dog.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Struggling through this month in a mentally exhausting way, so I treated myself to a local bakery stop and they had kolaczki! #treatcheck
Cheese kolaczki with a bite mark out of it
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This year was the first time I spent a holiday completely alone. Wednesday, I went to my favorite arcade for about 5 hours then brought some chinese food home and played more video games. Yesterday I ate leftover Chinese food and played more video games. Anyway, here’s the gift that my parents sent
Baby pink heart shaped dutch oven
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Oh.
Ring notification that says “This person come by my house and trow me hotdogs all over my driveway”
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Thinking I’d ever have an entire bed to myself was such wishful thinking
Randi is all snuggled up on top of MY blankey and taking up half of the bed
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
We’re all good over here. Her right upper canine tooth had to be removed. They gave me the tooth.. it was… LONG (and gruesome). She’s been a trooper.
Randi, my dog, snuggled up against my legs. She’s very brave.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The tooth for reference
The tooth
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
We’re here. We’re long. We’re off till’ Monday
A very leggy cat. (A very bad boy)
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ive never been punched in the face but i did just get head butted by my big ass head havin’ dog and it folded me in half. Straight to the ground with me.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I dont know. Just some beebos for your feed.
Pitbull with her ears sticking straight upDog and and kitty laying on the couch and almost touching feeties and while staring longingly into each other’s eyesCat curled up on a stack of cushions
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Sure. I’ll add this donkenheimer to the bunch
Orange cat face down ass up on the couch. Pretty much he’s just a broken cat but i’ve learned to co exist
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
🎃
Sexy Michael meyers in cowboy boots squatting down serving over the shoulder
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bill Foster posting on Bush's Beans Facebook page letting them know that he's "thinking about thos Beans"
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The conductor was a babe and I dont know why I have this picture of my friend and I’s legs. I cried for the first half of the show.
Chicago theater marquee for Stardew Valley Symphony of SeasonsLegs
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Tito Teento (Very) Bad boy Naughty boy Dewey Cheeseburger
Orange cat upside down, and he's a very bad boy.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Look at this fuck boy 🖕
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I have a #1 perpetrator of that shit too.
Orange cat with it's butt in the air but making eye contact.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Blessed and/or haunted in this home.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Switched around the bedroom furniture and set up the projector.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Thats just the entrance 💁‍♀️
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
God DAMN!
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Walter thinks I have a sweet wagon. Did I just fall in love?
Tilde from Tiny Bookshop saying “I heard our dear Walter was quite impressed with your wagon”.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
damn.
Grey dog with her big ol’ tongue licking unless from her big dumb head. She’s about to get some ice cream and she can’t wait.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The SD card in my Miyoo corrupted. I lost thousands of roms because I never backed up the card (wow). However, I used the opportunity to alter a Hello Kitty theme to my liking.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Got a surprise (very) early birthday present from my mom and dad. She’e beatiful.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Made myself a nice little breakfast with some homemade bread from last night. Good start to some long needed post major depressive episode cleaning day.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
That’s the first time Tito has ever head butted Randi.. I think it went well.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The cat on question
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