DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 7hMe: The fuck you mean you target my player because you hate tabaxi? Dm: no, I said the goblin swings at you because you where closest 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 7hThe fact a player can go infinite in magic the gathering is bullshit 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 7hPeople always seem to call me to hang out as I'm Masturbating to porn 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 7hIt's not my fault you don't understand my posts, maybe smoke some weed first 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 7hCalling to make a reservation to someplace just so I can talk about my day over the phone 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 7h*someone starts telling me there problems* "I don't care about any of that, I'm off to go shit in a toilet" 000
Reposted by DrapPepAndrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 15hNo matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island. 1560798
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 9hGot so excited to eat that I bit the waiters hand as they where putting my food on the table 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 9h"Son, how dose my phone work" *nervously looks at phone* "Maybe we can find a YouTube tutorial" 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 9h*runs into the forest to play hide and seek* "This game would feel a lot more fun if I had other people playing with me" 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 10h*points gun at everyone* "hand me your phones, and no one will get hurt!" *Deletes the AI apps off everyone's phones before handing them back* 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 10h"I don't like the cold, I prefer the heat" Then go outside into your hellscape that you enjoy so much and fucking melt 000
Reposted by DrapPepAutistisk Skogsalv @autisticwoodelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can't drive, never had a job, never been to college, yet I still deserve to exist 052
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026how i looked as a child asking my parents permission to have snacks before bed 010
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How I look right now while I get ready to make ramen noodlesstatic.klipy.comIm Dead InsideALT: Im Dead Inside 010
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The downside of having 1000 posts, is now I can't tell how many posts I've made, and I'm forced to guesstimate how many posts I've made so far 😣 000
Reposted by DrapPepm @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i hope i never get [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] [12] 2454
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Laying down to rest but then accidentally falling asleep is the best plot twist ever 010
Reposted by DrapPepm @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if a man ever rage baits me again and then says "sorry lol i was just trying to get a reaction out of u" i am going to kill him. 3461
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you catch Your Big Break, but you've booked your concerts in the back rooms. 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When I go peepee it has the same color as monster energy drink. 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Friend: *opens my Blue Sky account* Me: "I wouldn't recommend that" 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The little fella definitely knows the other two pandas are imposters 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Having an entity greet you when you come home must be nice 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't worry😁 they will put out the fire right after their lunch break👍 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My red flag 🚩 is i sleep around. The park, the beach, near the pool, in a bed or even on the ground. I will fall asleep anywhere. 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026he just wanted a tastestatic.klipy.comGrown man orange catALT: Grown man orange cat 000
DrapPep @drappep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't you love it when your spicy sweat goes into your eyes 👀 000