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Drakeon

@drakeon.bsky.social
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From Twitter, animal and Pokemon lover, comedian and hopeless romantic, Pronouns are He/Him/They/Them you know the drill. Oh also fuck the Muskrat and Palworld (in a bad way!)

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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yourself, but as a cartoon (I am well aware that it is the exact same shut up)
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Holy nostalgia, that style brings back memories.
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
They’re so close! If you have some bucks to share, help out the best trans newsroom there is.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite bird (and animal)
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
That's what every artist thinks before their big break.
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Ausarchosaur @ausarchosaur.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Car issues again today, I think the snow storm and cold weather really messed up my battery. Always preferred dinosaurs over cars by an enormous margin, even as a kid. This just gives me another reason.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Dromeasaurs could generally get around this issue by being small and light but even so I think the current consensus is that they used their toe claws (including the dewclaw) just for prey restraint.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yeah but they still reach forward with their hind legs so they can be used more like a combination of felid forelimbs and jaws while a Ceratosaur would have to use it legs for standing and running since it's bipedal but can't fly so it couldn't reach forward and grab with them.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Say that again
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Feel like he tops.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Is that a joke? Eh, it's joke adjacent.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So how deep in the white, hard liquid will we get?
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
And that's why Percy has always been my favorite train, we're both psychos!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Nice!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You to Gav, my family's also hunkering down for the ice.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What movie and where?
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh yeah. Just give it mantis shrimp colors and it's perfect.
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Scribelord (Xenolhu Devotee) @scribelord.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Putting the Horror in the Horror of the Deep No longer will he be fodder but a ruthless extinction machine (it caused several Ocean Extinction Events) @kelina1080.bsky.social @drakeon.bsky.social Am I cooking?
EbirahPistol Shrimp capabilities (imagine that scaled up to Kaiju size & strength)Mantis Shrimp design aesthetics and maybe abilities after losing its claws (they’ll eventually regenerate)
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Yeah I'm good lol.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If none of the reviews say toxic dinosaur yuri we riot.
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🦖Gavin Hayes (DinoFang127)🦖 @dinofang127.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fuck cybertrucks. This vehicle is the way to do it.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Good. Until I was RUDELY AWOKEN BY MY ALARM FOR CLASSES THAT IS!!!!!!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Flip a coin.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
(Ik Saurophaganax isn't as dramatic cause at least it's still a saurischian but still)
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Woah I just got a weird sense of deja vu.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Thanks for reminding me of that nightmare fuel jesus.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"Damn lizard keeps scaring my cattle! I swear in the almighty Lord's name if someone doesn't get its reptile ass off of my God-given property Ima be having Iguana-whatsit soup for dinner tonight!" -some Texan farmer in the JW universe probably.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Dw this one isn't true but it was common. That's why it'd be funny.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
@krust.bsky.social DRAGON DAY
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Based
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Also W E T N E S S
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Well let me try to get another book idea stuck in your head that frankly I'm shocked doesn't already exist: Everything is Fish. The book would be about the evolution of land based animal life forms and how we're technically fish to!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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🦕Isaiah Cole Torre🦖 (Commissions OPEN) @isaiahctorre.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Noice
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Has anyone ever made the whole Triceratops is a juvenile Torosaurus theory into a copypasta? I feel like it would be a good one.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW HIM!!!!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Unfortunately you're probably right...
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Taco Bell's founder probably:
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
People will lose interest in AI and it'll get the fuck out of our lives and stop being forced onto everyone and into everything.
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Like a lot can be said of how JP has affected the public perception of dinosaurs but holy fuck this isn't even its fault. GOOGLE EXISTS IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT A DINOSAUR IS CALLED JUST LOOK IT UP!!!!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
AND THEY EVEN CALL IT A DILO IN THE MOVIES HOW WOULD SOMEONE NOT AT LEAST KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Yeah I didn't see that until after I replied ☠️
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Holy boobage!
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Frfr
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Drakeon @drakeon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I'd kill you /j (but in all seriousness tho please don't stop drawing your art is amazing)
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