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Drake Womack

@drake33.bsky.social
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I’m Easy…..like Lionel

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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember today marks the 25th Anniversary of the last time you could say “that Lee Greenwood song is a piece of shit”. Never forget.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Perfect
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Ok. This may be your greatest joke. Well played sir
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Loved that show so much
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
He was a crooner at heart
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Saw it last night. Thrilled to see you in it man. Congratulations
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Good time to test out if we need FEMA or not. Let the people who voted for this psycho fend for themselves for a bit and see if they like it or not
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Hey @danagould.bsky.social
bsky.app
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
What was the percentage of women who voted for Kamala again ??
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Happening somewhere inside Mar-a-Lago right now
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a man and a woman are dancing in an office while a man says chicken .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in an office while a man says chicken .
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I find myself wanting to say this to people all the time “You have a lot of cranial accessories”
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Johnny Bluejeans still has game
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
21. New School Blues 22. Anal Nurses Volume 8 23. Anal Nurses Volume 4 24. Live at Red Rocks 25. Skyfall
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
16. Honey, I Jamesed the Bond 17. Anal Nurses Volume 6 18. Die Another Freaky Friday 19. It’s Raining Men With Golden Guns 20. The Spy Who Fucked My Wife
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
11. Booty Modicum 12. Quick, Shove This Necklace Up Your Ass 13. 2 James 2 Bond 14. Revenge of Giuseppe 15. JANE Bond?! Okay Whatever
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
6. Don’t Always Never 7. The Living Shit 8. Goldpenis / On Her Satanic Majesty's Secret Service (tie) 9. The Mystery of the Creepy Campground 10. Why Kenosha
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Bond movies 1. Dr. Schlepowicz 2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow 3. Vaginapussy 4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed 5. Space Jam 2
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I would talk about it but Rosie O’Donnell spoiled the ending yet again
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
RHCP
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
What about the ones who wanted to fight but their bone spurs got in way ?
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Stephen Miller is the leading cause of vaginal dryness
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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a man is reading a newspaper next to a woman who is reading a newspaper and the caption says i 'll alert the media
ALT: a man is reading a newspaper next to a woman who is reading a newspaper and the caption says i 'll alert the media
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Bro. You’re crushing life right now. Well played. 🤘🏻
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Here’s a picture of Pope Francis who is praised for his focus on the poor, selling one of the many jewel encrusted hats collecting dust in the Vatican so he can feed the hungry.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Morgan Wallen is the Kid Rock of Billy Ray Cyrus’s
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 04/04/2025
"It’s bad enough being a failing empire. Let’s not also be a delusional failing empire. Let’s at least have some dignity about our situation." Here's a start:
thebulwark.com
The American Age Is Over
Emergency Triad: The United States commits imperial suicide.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
That’s a hell of a lot of funny at one table.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
We definitely shouldn’t live in……..Fear. 😏
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Almost like this country has Suicidal Tendencies
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Oh yeah well what are your favorite Steven Seagal inspired Self Defense/ Sex moves? He is after all a god of both
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It’s 40 years in the making. They’ve allowed conservatives to lie and control the narrative on trickle down economics, erosion of unions and claim little baby Jesus. I despise the GOP but Dems have dropped the ball over and over again
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DavisDemocraticClub @davisdemocraticclub.org · 09/03/2025
sipthebidet.bsky.social @sipthebidet.bsky.social Thank you for the post and for following us. We are stronger together. #RESIST
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Thanks for being fucking awesome. 🤘🏻
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I think I’ll go grab a pizza at Fellini’s in ATL and get 3 Coke refills in your honor April.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
What the fuck are YOU doing man? 🤷‍♂️. This is why you guys always lose to these idiots.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Dude are you gonna shred i ATL this Friday with Bill ? 🤞
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“Sssshhhhh.. that’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do” -Democratic Party
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When you get the answer you want…shut the fuck up
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’ve always been partial to Agolf Twitler
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
You’re correct. Unfortunately if the Dems were even half way competent in their messaging to begin with we wouldn’t be in this position.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
After a couple of beers together I had my musical hero Mike Patton say to me after that he and I were “oil and water”. ( because of Lakers / Celtics disagreement ). It was heart breaking 😂😂
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
In the spirit of renaming the Gulf Of Mexico the Gulf Of America, I would like to propose that inserting your finger into a woman’s v*gina against her will officially be called, “a Trumping.”
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
No. No there hasn’t been. 😣
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
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Drake Womack @drake33.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
You may be right. We are also a nation of people who just re-elected an insane game show host/ rapist / convict / insurrectionist to be president. We have bigger problems. I want my tik tok distraction. 😂
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