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Critical Skeeting

@dragoncmdr.bsky.social
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🌈(he/they) neurodiverse elder millennial technologist. Awkward is my power move.

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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Landed safely in beautiful Denver! Now for the journey into downtown.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not tired, you're tired
A selfie of Kenny with short brown hair, blue eyes, and a prominent brown mustache looking directly into the camera. They wear round tortoiseshell-rimmed glasses, a dark grey undershirt, and an open light-blue textured button-down shirt. They are seated in an airplane with overhead panels and headrests visible in the soft background.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it's growing on me
A close-up selfie of Kenny smiling softly, wearing round horn-rimmed eyeglasses, a full mustache, and a dark brown henley shirt against a dark background.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Submission for your kind perusal
Close-up selfie of Kenny smiling with short brown hair, a full mustache, and round tortoiseshell glasses, seated in a restaurant booth.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the few things to get me through Houston traffic jams. Horniest house music ever!
Album art for DJ Irene's Phonosynthesis, featuring a high-contrast, warm yellow-and-orange toned close-up portrait of DJ Irene smiling in wraparound sunglasses and short spiky hair.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back from Resident Evil! Refreshing take on the content. 10/10 would mutate again
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cozy dad vibes while waiting for a table at the breakfast spot.
Selfie in front of a sunlit brick storefront, wearing a light blue knit sweater, pink tee, and round glasses while squinting into the mid-morning sun.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quickly registers spautomation ™️
A modern building exterior featuring dark, vertical corrugated metal siding and a small rectangular plaque with the address number 1326, with an overlay text bar across the bottom reading: "First of its kind automated spa opens in Seattle".
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Transit graffiti says good morning love
A minimalist orange dry-erase marker doodle of a caterpillar or centipede alongside a small outlined heart on a light blue-green surface.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This face is ready to say, "Today I'm here to talk about the importance of Data Security and Privacy Policy..."
A close-up selfie of Kenny sitting inside a car with brown leather seats visible behind him. They have short dark hair, a trimmed salt-and-pepper beard and mustache, and wear round, tortoiseshell-rimmed glasses with a clear bridge. They look directly at the camera with wide, light-colored eyes and a gentle smile, dressed in a burnt-orange collared shirt beneath an unbuttoned light grey textured overshirt.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Woman feeds cat in the middle of the TSA security line... I guess that's a good time to do it.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I sometimes miss the sense of urgency people move with in NYC. It's difficult to pull off in Seattle. Though if I could, I'd have gams of steel that could take your breath away.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Full day 2 in NYC complete. Decided to take a bus rather than doing my impression of canned ham with the herd of other subway riders. 😅
A close-up selfie of Kenny sitting by the window inside a city bus, looking toward the camera with wide eyes and a neutral expression. He has short brown hair, a trimmed salt-and-pepper beard, and is wearing round tortoiseshell glasses, an earbud, and a teal crewneck T-shirt. Outside the bus window, pedestrians walk past storefronts along the sidewalk.
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"dems are up across the board" hey that's great i love that we're doing a temperature check but filling out a two-minute survey on your phone is very different from actually showing up to vote and i seem to recall a recent election when the latter of those two things truly fucked us all
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The taxi to Manhattan from JFK was a mistake. Should have jumped on the subway 🫪
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning 🌄
A close-up selfie of Kenny resting against an airplane window, wearing round glasses and a grey travel neck pillow with bright sunlight casting across his face.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Showered, shaved, and (mostly) sane waiting for boarding in 75 mins. 😳
Close-up selfie of Kenny wearing round tortoiseshell glasses, a trimmed salt-and-pepper beard, a patterned collared shirt, and an unzipped maroon jacket, seated in a black chair against a neutral off-white wall with grey paneling.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Feeling scruffy and unprepared for the red-eye flight I booked for myself tonight. 🫪
A selfie of Kenny looking directly into the camera with wide, expressive eyes and a slight smile. They have short brown hair, a trimmed salt-and-pepper beard, and wear round tortoiseshell-framed glasses. They're wearing a dark jacket with black backpack straps over his shoulders, standing in front of a large glass window showing soft indoor reflections.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Should I get my septum re-pierced?
Close up selfie of Kenny, a masc presenting person having trimmed brown and gray facial hair, blue eyes, and wearing tortoise shell print glasses, gray earbuds, and a blue flannel print shirt.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fam, how do we feel about Milk punch?
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[ian malcolm dot gif]
A banner showing a blurred kitchen counter with bowls and an appliance in the background, overlaid with large white text on a dark background reading: "Anyone Can Make Cheese. The World’s First Smart Home Cheesemaker. Welcome to the future of cheese."
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
working up to being a Broadway gay in the next decade
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For The Gaze
YouTube video by Megan Hilty - Topic
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm craving chunky sweater season.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Beep beep
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
1 of 3 picked up at Third Place Books while visiting @vulpinetaproom.bsky.social I listened to half the audio book, but couldn't handle the aural despair. Commuters were worried. I'm hoping a physical read will help me finish. It's giving a lot of angst. Portishead, Mazzy Star, and Radiohead
Front cover of the novel Coup de Grâce by Bram Stoker Award-winning author Sofia Ajram. The cover is framed by black-and-white optical illusion staircases flanking the left and right sides. At the top, the tagline reads "No Hope. No Exit." above the title COUP de GRÂCE in bold red lettering. The center art depicts three recessed doorways lit with a reddish-pink glow, showing ladders and stairwells, with a dark silhouette of a person standing in the central threshold. At the bottom, flanked by two small wall sconces, the author's name SOFIA AJRAM appears in red, followed by an Esquire blurb: "Equal parts fun and frantic desolation ... unfolds like cursed origami."
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Get a look at this hot bear
share.google
Colorado firefighters say bear broke into home and started fire
A kitchen fire was started by a bear after the animal broke into a home in Crested Butte.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I did the Google AI search bsky post as me thing. It definitely found my public presence, but thinks I'm a microservices dev... 😂
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good morning
A concrete utility box on a city sidewalk marked with black handwritten graffiti reading "STOP the ShiT." In the background is a large wall with bold horizontal white, yellow, and blue stripes divided by black framing, with a tree trunk visible on the far right.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I like to torture my carbs before consuming them. Husband is amused.
A close-up view of a rustic wooden restaurant table featuring a giant, salted soft pretzel hanging vertically from a metal stand mounted on a horn base, accompanied by various dipping sauces. In the background, Kelrick—a bald man wearing glasses, a goatee, and a black "PLAYER 2" graphic t-shirt—smiles as he raises a small glass to take a sip.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2026
you perverts like staring at wisconsin, huh? you like looking at maps with all of our stupid little counties? you can't help yourselves but whisper "fond du lac" and "shawano" while reading about ballot drops. you want to taste a cheese curd? huh?
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Do you like (tap heart) on posts for support of the poster?
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
At a brewpub absorbing the conversations going on around me. It's taking a lot of willpower to wallflower and not join in uninvited.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Current events, but also excited to play.
Photo of ICARUS a storytelling game about how great civilizations fall -- a game by Spenser Starke
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm inert!
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
These aren't just a few strawberry fruit roll ups in a trench coat?
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dear Seattle: It'd be a real shame if this happened to, say, streets around Fremont and Ballard
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bleeding edge Cruelty free Stimming Metadata Hot key
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pocket square, don't care Hotel mirror is mirroring
Mirror selfie of Kenny with short brown hair, glasses, and a short beard, wearing a dark textured blazer, a light striped shirt, and a colorful pattern-edged pocket square
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The storm that's blowing through is the slowest moving thunderstorm. It's bringing severe weather like it has nowhere else to be! Rude.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Reporting live from a taxi. NYC is moist. More at 10!
A selfie of Kenny sitting inside a taxi, looking directly into the camera with wide eyes. They have short brown hair, a trimmed beard, and are wearing round tortoiseshell glasses and a light blue button-up shirt with thin vertical stripes.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Rebooked into small plane to get to a different big plane arriving in NYC ~3hrs later. If a direct flight was cancelled due to severe weather at the destination... I'm happy work is paying for my time shuttling from one airport to another. 😂
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Confused Man with Math Equations Meme
ALT: Confused Man with Math Equations Meme
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How you find me at the airport as I get notification about my flight being cancelled. Buckle up.
A close-up selfie of Kenny looking directly at the camera with an eyebrow raised and lips pursed to the side. Kenny has short brown hair, glasses with tortoiseshell frames, and a trimmed beard and mustache with graying hairs. Kenny is wearing a light blue and white striped collared shirt, set against a background of an exposed red brick wall.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
At the Cozy Nut Tavern drinking Old Speckled Hen ale from the draft.
A close-up selfie of Kenny, a person with short dark hair, a trimmed beard, and round tortoiseshell glasses, looking directly into the camera with a neutral expression. They are wearing a textured, striped knit polo shirt set against a warm, dimly lit wooden wall background.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gonna smoke some cukes later
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Opened the fence gate to the wide eyes of this beautiful fella. My first feeling was embarrassment, like I interrupted a private moment. 😅
Side profile of a small brown cottontail rabbit crouching in a grassy lawn interspersed with clover patches. The rabbit has mottled brown and specked grey fur, alert dark eyes, erect ears with pinkish interiors, and a distinct small white fluffy tail visible on the right. Bright sunlight illuminates parts of the grass and clover around it.
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Anyone else melted into their mattress this morning?
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Eating asparagus for lunch should fall under creating a hostile work environment. 😖
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Critical Skeeting @dragoncmdr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
youtu.be
björk : earth intruders (HD)
YouTube video by björk
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