ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Its important to assume anyone that might vote for you is bigoted. its really the only way to really start a movement. 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026using the local emergency services line to ask for wet wipes is fine 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026everyday is a great day to get blocked by a liberal that won't lift a pinky for trans rights 010
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026they should really learn about healthy boundaries lol 020
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026online communists who have zero smoke for the cops are super suspicious to me. seem like the kind of folk who are eager to traffic in confidential information. 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026NYT: today we remember the victims of that fateful day. its also crazy how 9/11'y Mamdani looks right now. 010
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026to think, we could be legally sharing a joint with them rn. 010
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026DSA is poison. also yesterday, in my secret meeting with Jared Kushner we discussed AFFORDABILITY. something he is very obviously concerned with 030
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026very whiny and off-putting.you gotta level up 010
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i wasn't familiar with your game. we love our functional alcoholics in this home. 010
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026shared purpose of blowing up like 13 different countries, which we never stopped doing. 020
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026god grant you strength on this the finest day for some targeted harassment 011
Reposted by ephemeralfriendThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Maybe it's just that cops and women don't mix. 021
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026wondering when our prestigious media might point out that the president is a racist 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the next 2+ years are gonna be insanely crushing for electoral politics enjoyers 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026why aren't there more visible protest movements against trump's horrific wars and the insane theivery and racism? like how does a guy go about helping mobilize people. the left is really failing us here lately 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I like this tweet, thought I did pretty good. trying to build my para-community one small step at a time. 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026is chapman's fat ass going to hold up when postseason comes around in october? still a lot of baseball til then. I identify it as a possible big issue looking ahead. let me know what u think 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026they marketed data centers effectively for you 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026hard to predict the future but ice guys are basically considered cops to the opposition party. and they love them some cops + historically squeamish on real reform. also ice could be very useful to any future admin for cracking down on dissent, which they are far less reluctant to do. 150
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026JON OSSOFF 2026: TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING. 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I give it two weeks until they shoot him with the respectability gun like they did with walz. he's giving the game away! how are they ever gonna do insider trading while they're all just so damn depressed 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the key to immortality seems to be leveling up to skin that is constantly oozing 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026appropriating peoples debit accounts, I dunno. DHS filling all their concentration camps with white liberals probably wouldn't do it. 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026the big man's efforts have been hampered. lets see how he contemplates a pivot in strategy. 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026imagining a 37 year old police officer on bluesky getting mad at hakeem jeffries 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026he personally cuts the spines off with a machete 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026horses are the friends you left behind in a field 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026that ICE rodent murdered Renee Good with one hand while the other was filming it 110
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I usually end up feeling somehow duped and thinking "What the hell was the point of any of that" after going on Youtube 030
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/08/2026pretty sure that sunscreen guy was just fucking around. gotta pick your spots more judiciously 000
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I need to find Meriwether Lewis' lost journals 050
ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 18/07/2026happened to my buddy. rest in peace skinny Tim. 070