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@dragon-ass.bsky.social
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the Kanabo can break swords, crush armor, and *shatter bone*

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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Its important to assume anyone that might vote for you is bigoted. its really the only way to really start a movement.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
using the local emergency services line to ask for wet wipes is fine
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you just gotta say its good before you do it
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
everyday is a great day to get blocked by a liberal that won't lift a pinky for trans rights
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
more than you, yes
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is this a serious question
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they should really learn about healthy boundaries lol
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol ESCACTLY
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
online communists who have zero smoke for the cops are super suspicious to me. seem like the kind of folk who are eager to traffic in confidential information.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NYT: today we remember the victims of that fateful day. its also crazy how 9/11'y Mamdani looks right now.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
to think, we could be legally sharing a joint with them rn.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DSA is poison. also yesterday, in my secret meeting with Jared Kushner we discussed AFFORDABILITY. something he is very obviously concerned with
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
very whiny and off-putting.you gotta level up
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
EXCACTLY
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
EXCACTLY
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
don't know why this is so funny
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i wasn't familiar with your game. we love our functional alcoholics in this home.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
shared purpose of blowing up like 13 different countries, which we never stopped doing.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
god grant you strength on this the finest day for some targeted harassment
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm not the one they'll be killing"
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe it's just that cops and women don't mix.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wondering when our prestigious media might point out that the president is a racist
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
girls run the world
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
he wants a cut of the Qatari pie
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the next 2+ years are gonna be insanely crushing for electoral politics enjoyers
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
why aren't there more visible protest movements against trump's horrific wars and the insane theivery and racism? like how does a guy go about helping mobilize people. the left is really failing us here lately
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I like this tweet, thought I did pretty good. trying to build my para-community one small step at a time.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what the fuck is an ostonox
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
he sucks too
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
is chapman's fat ass going to hold up when postseason comes around in october? still a lot of baseball til then. I identify it as a possible big issue looking ahead. let me know what u think
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
they marketed data centers effectively for you
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hard to predict the future but ice guys are basically considered cops to the opposition party. and they love them some cops + historically squeamish on real reform. also ice could be very useful to any future admin for cracking down on dissent, which they are far less reluctant to do.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
JON OSSOFF 2026: TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I give it two weeks until they shoot him with the respectability gun like they did with walz. he's giving the game away! how are they ever gonna do insider trading while they're all just so damn depressed
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the key to immortality seems to be leveling up to skin that is constantly oozing
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
appropriating peoples debit accounts, I dunno. DHS filling all their concentration camps with white liberals probably wouldn't do it.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the big man's efforts have been hampered. lets see how he contemplates a pivot in strategy.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
wanker
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
imagining a 37 year old police officer on bluesky getting mad at hakeem jeffries
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
he personally cuts the spines off with a machete
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
taming a wild horse for extra credit
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
horses are the friends you left behind in a field
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
that ICE rodent murdered Renee Good with one hand while the other was filming it
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I usually end up feeling somehow duped and thinking "What the hell was the point of any of that" after going on Youtube
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
pretty sure that sunscreen guy was just fucking around. gotta pick your spots more judiciously
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I need to find Meriwether Lewis' lost journals
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
153 days
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
happened to my buddy. rest in peace skinny Tim.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You know he's talking about Matt Taibbi
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Legends of the Hidden Penis
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