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@dragon-ass.bsky.social
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the Kanabo can break swords, crush armor, and *shatter bone*

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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
using the local emergency services line to ask for wet wipes is fine
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
online communists who have zero smoke for the cops are super suspicious to me. seem like the kind of folk who are eager to traffic in confidential information.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NYT: today we remember the victims of that fateful day. its also crazy how 9/11'y Mamdani looks right now.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
shared purpose of blowing up like 13 different countries, which we never stopped doing.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm not the one they'll be killing"
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe it's just that cops and women don't mix.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wondering when our prestigious media might point out that the president is a racist
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
why aren't there more visible protest movements against trump's horrific wars and the insane theivery and racism? like how does a guy go about helping mobilize people. the left is really failing us here lately
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what the fuck is an ostonox
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
is chapman's fat ass going to hold up when postseason comes around in october? still a lot of baseball til then. I identify it as a possible big issue looking ahead. let me know what u think
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the key to immortality seems to be leveling up to skin that is constantly oozing
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the big man's efforts have been hampered. lets see how he contemplates a pivot in strategy.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
imagining a 37 year old police officer on bluesky getting mad at hakeem jeffries
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
taming a wild horse for extra credit
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
horses are the friends you left behind in a field
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
that ICE rodent murdered Renee Good with one hand while the other was filming it
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
pretty sure that sunscreen guy was just fucking around. gotta pick your spots more judiciously
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
153 days
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You know he's talking about Matt Taibbi
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Legends of the Hidden Penis
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
134 days
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
131 days
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
when a poster surreptitiously stops posting, its worse than finding out they died
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
my favorite emoji is Operation Iraqi Freedom the REBound 🔳
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
what
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm simply choosing not to hinge my future sanity on the belief that once in power, democrats will act with urgency and the requisite ruthlessness towards the right.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
wtf is a rallying cry for centrists. you don't believe in anything. "we are the hole in the donut, not the donut."
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I got COPD from smoking that Herman Cain pack in 2020
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I love the people of Minnesota so much. Also, Kanabos.
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
rasmus andersson will be signed by the end of the month
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
GOOD NIGHT, OTTO
NANCY SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO HER PET TURTLE OTTO
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ephemeralfriend @dragon-ass.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Kanabo
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