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alucarda

@draculadracula.bsky.social
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Itssssssss Your Friend and Mine: Winona bottom with no game im in my twenties and im normal though okay? yay U^ﻌ^U she/her pronouns. yuuuuuuuuuuuup

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lady who usually loudly misgenders me in front of store instead says nice tits (in not so few words) today. So. That’s. Honestly Also Bad. ☝️😐
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Buying glasses is such a harrowing process nobody sells any that like. Look Good.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I had too much caffeine and have no snacks >~<
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The quencies…. The rammies……..
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Their sizing Pisses Me Off it’s laughable
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
La apparel suck my fat tranny ass 🖕😐🖕
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today has such a weird spin to it
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Little miss sucks at scheduling
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My bags look concerning lately -3-
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the famed bad dreams followed by a solo opening. Joyous.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ate too much burger -_-
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One drink and I am Amorous
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting such a good grade in girlfriend today :3
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Telling people I got my clothes from a treasure chest in a fish tank
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A concerning amount of my diet is breakfast sandwiches
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Arlo 🔞 @luckymuttz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
look at my mechanic bro
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
are you going….?
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s lovely to hear a train whistle off in the distance and not directly outside my window <3 moving is awesome <3
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why does nowhere sell just like. Circular glasses. Big ol rounds. What’s up with that
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In a real mood today -_-
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everyone get fatter Now so help me god
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Things are good in such a weird way lately that I can’t wrap my head around it
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s tough to be a plans maker and also a short notice girl
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Feeling like my man Gregor rn
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Naruto Home Movies Rock Lee is Brendan and Might Guy is Coach McGuirk.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There has been a Magic The Gathering booster pack in my boot for like. Two weeks.
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tómi 🐇 @bluebellgay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that time of year
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was endeared to Jace when he was doing cool sleuthing on innistrad. I know him as a scooby doo cast member.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not be a week late on your shot challenge
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What if I never came back from break. What then. Hm. Hmmmm.
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Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
theres nothing hotter in the world then a fat woman with a penis
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today is unrelenting with be mean to Winnie-isms
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Immediately after posting did I get an email from the government about the money I owe them. Man. Maan.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing brings you lower than a smaller than expected paycheck -_-
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love seals :)
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Ansis Puriņš @ansispurins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#VAPEDOG returns
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And 160 dollars??????? Girl……
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey. Why doesn’t the imaginal disk box set come with a cd. Why is it a vinyl. What the hell.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I say it every year but I’m feeling this is truly the year I go for a fire lookout tower or lighthouse keeper job. I cannot deal with this type of employment anymore
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m trying to have a precious little life and the forces that be are throwing harpoons at me.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Down so horrendously bad it’s not even funny. Damn. Damn.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m lovin in the summertime rn gorgeous day
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bro this JOB I go to the bathroom and suddenly I’ve got to supply eyewitness testimonials
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
a bug bit my ass. a BUG bit my ASS.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m attempting to pull of the biggest rally of my career.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This job
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The “we’re so back it’s so over” is oscillating at a rate that makes me feel ill
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Every time I have had (or even tried to have) a gin and tonic something terrible has happened to me or someone I care about. Evil nefarious drink.
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What do we mean twin peaks original ends like that. Man
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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sometimes you have to try things just to confirm that you still hate them. Even if when you do it you find out you really truly detest it.
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