alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of the famed bad dreams followed by a solo opening. Joyous. 020
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Getting such a good grade in girlfriend today :3 000
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Telling people I got my clothes from a treasure chest in a fish tank 021
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A concerning amount of my diet is breakfast sandwiches 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s lovely to hear a train whistle off in the distance and not directly outside my window <3 moving is awesome <3 030
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Why does nowhere sell just like. Circular glasses. Big ol rounds. What’s up with that 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Things are good in such a weird way lately that I can’t wrap my head around it 000
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s tough to be a plans maker and also a short notice girl 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Naruto Home Movies Rock Lee is Brendan and Might Guy is Coach McGuirk. 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There has been a Magic The Gathering booster pack in my boot for like. Two weeks. 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I was endeared to Jace when he was doing cool sleuthing on innistrad. I know him as a scooby doo cast member. 120
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What if I never came back from break. What then. Hm. Hmmmm. 010
Reposted by alucardaFaaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026theres nothing hotter in the world then a fat woman with a penis 6564151
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today is unrelenting with be mean to Winnie-isms 000
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Nothing brings you lower than a smaller than expected paycheck -_- 110
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hey. Why doesn’t the imaginal disk box set come with a cd. Why is it a vinyl. What the hell. 130
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I say it every year but I’m feeling this is truly the year I go for a fire lookout tower or lighthouse keeper job. I cannot deal with this type of employment anymore 040
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m trying to have a precious little life and the forces that be are throwing harpoons at me. 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Down so horrendously bad it’s not even funny. Damn. Damn. 030
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bro this JOB I go to the bathroom and suddenly I’ve got to supply eyewitness testimonials 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’m attempting to pull of the biggest rally of my career. 110
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The “we’re so back it’s so over” is oscillating at a rate that makes me feel ill 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Every time I have had (or even tried to have) a gin and tonic something terrible has happened to me or someone I care about. Evil nefarious drink. 120
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What do we mean twin peaks original ends like that. Man 120
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sometimes you have to try things just to confirm that you still hate them. Even if when you do it you find out you really truly detest it. 110
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My hackles are like. Freaking tf out lately. They’re three apples tall just by themselves 010
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sometimes I am not equipped to be a beautiful woman I am not prepared for the rammies ;3; 020
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026reading about geology and listening to ween I’m a lesbian dreamboat 030
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Serving futch realness (wearing a t-shirt and jeans (does t- shirt have an emdash or just one word? Two??? This is a separate post)) 020
alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 01/08/202612 hours. 12 hours. I don’t care my future financial standing I’m hiring movers FUCK this bunk 020