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@dracofangxxx.bsky.social
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s/he ⚨ autistic chef, mycologist, gambler 500 cleanup crew, wrench turner, workaholic, unswayable romantic

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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
love this moody pic my wife took of me
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
angwy
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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me
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
got promotion 💅
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
eating spaghetti in public with a runny nose is a humiliation ritual
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/10/2026
LOGGING ON
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DESIRE
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
come tf on. if it aint one thing its anotha
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My treasure 🌟
Watercolour painting of a couple of bunnies by a pink blossoming tree and a pond. One of them is fishing fallen stars out of the water with a net to put into a glass jar, as more stalls fall in the dark sky behind them and the other bunny looks at them in awe
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Limón de Beauvoir @ottomanvampire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Researchers Say Aging Cheese Exposed To A Tribe Called Quest Tastes Better
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Researchers Say Aging Cheese Exposed To A Tribe Called Quest Tastes Better
The Swiss know a thing or two about cheese, and here’s their latest conclusion: It tastes better under the influence of rap music. Specifically, longterm exposure to A Tribe Called Quest results in im...
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weretober2026 Day 3 - Boar 🐗
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
local mayor enjoys a fremont slice; tormented by paparazzi wife
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
corned beeves
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
had an interview and wife keeps calling me the Mayor
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the fact it costs 114$ once a week to fill up my wj is insane. ur lucky i love u big blue 🚙💨💨💨
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 02/09/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Behold, Woku
Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, Woku" 

And Woku replies "wealth inequality contributes to crime, batman"
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
saffron ice cream w honey
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
weve been sick all week so i keep making Soups
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Eri!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICE T
@FINALLEVEL
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still me always me
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Badass Sicko @curlylarryand.moe · 27/11/2024
Omorashi When They Cry
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
making ghee
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'Silent Hill 2' was released on the PlayStation 2 25 years ago today in the US.
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thank god my wife is so good at décor i just laid in here in the steam listening to the rain fall and sadé for two hours
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
soo sick but ive got a babey buddy
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nachooos homemade cheaze sauce
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my best friend, my soulmate, my beloved!
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
small trip- didnt get much as we were a little early for the area, but was great to take my wj back out now that she's fixed...
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 23/09/2026
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌖🌕🌕🌕🌗🌘🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌑🌒🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌔🌖🌑🌑🌑🌖🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's like
A fucked up CRT bleed half image of Robocop and the word "Fuck"
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Consumption Digital painting
of a brick barn covered in ivy and bindweed with nettles and ferns
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
polenta corn and pork
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
blegggh tgif
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my wife takes some hilarious photos of my babey nova
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lunch
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sommyboy.bsky.social @sommyboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@ruleo.bsky.social
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sucked my wife off n then she showed me the various guitars of judas priest. i would die for her
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bulgogi
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wifeguy @dracofangxxx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fit 2 day
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