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David Quainton

@dqstuff.bsky.social
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Writer, relentless witterer, the only me I know. Exuberance, LFC, cycling, and the surprisingly bearable lightness of being.

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have £1 and have 100% growth you have £2. If I have £10 and 0% growth I still have five times more than you. Hope that helps.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Radiohead predicted the findings of the 115 charges in 1997?
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuinely Hansen-like 🥹
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, but I love the idea that there are people who will genuinely think that, I dunno, Kazuo Ishiguro will watch this and think ‘could I have made Never Let Me Go more sad’? Or Cormac McCarthy will burn all his copies of The Road and throw his laptop into the sea.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man City? Scott, it’s not the nightclub you think it is.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, for sure it is, he’s dreadfully and transparently one-eyed on this subject and has been since the start.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Given he’s been the mouthpiece of the City PR, one could read Samuel writing this highlights a pivot from ‘we done nuffin wrong’ to ‘the rules were bad in the first place’. It’s a better argument from a comms point of view. Would also suggest City have little confidence in winning the appeal.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of the single panels are outstanding on their own
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Nick Harris @sportingintel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City’s top lawyer mounting a robust defence and providing a full explanation to each of the charges from the Premier League. #ManCity #PremierLeague
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/dqst...
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At this stage Labour should just reply with this to every post:
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think head-to-head, incident-free, Pidcock wins that race tbh. To chase back on and still attack as much as he did - that’s harder than Jorg’s day IMHO. All speculation obvs, not saying you’re wrong. 😊
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Perhaps rank each for how they rate for a hard workout or a zone two sesh. Or Insta/aTikTok reviews to that effect. Needless to say, Bob Dylan’s Christmas album will be rock bottom of both. The Menzingers latest album - Everything I Ever Saw - is the best new one from this year.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I do a turbo session I try and listen to a different album (a few exceptions over the years). Have just downloaded the Strava data and we’re sunny side of 400 now. Don’t know what I will do with this info when I’ve catalogued them 🤔
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What fantastic news
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a really well-written post, too. Something everyone should read.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the plus side, he will now have a nice rest during the tank season and come back when all the cap space and the number one pick are in the house. Plus Gordon and Wright can show whether they are worth keeping.
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Eric Idle Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright Side
ALT: Eric Idle Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright Side
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here it’s simply to avoid using direct/director in the same sentence, no? I don’t hate it - l think the vast majority of people will understand its meaning contextually. See also ‘pilot’. That said, my old PR Week editor would’ve despised it too, so you’re not on an island!
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Martin Samuel in preternaturally wrong shock. He has become to football what Liz Truss is to economics
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, for sure - not saying she isn’t - but what are we looking for here then, because everyone is hot in the correct place, right? I merely count them as a list folks - rightly or wrongly - might not consider traditional beauties, but are also awesome actresses.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see there is a reply in similar lines on F McD as well. Clearly I’m not saying any of those mentioned don’t have beauty - but they aren’t trad Hollywood beauties, and certainly not now, as wonderfully as they have all aged. And to be super clear, none of the above is sarcasm.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, and Sally Hawkins
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Olivia Colman Frances McDormand Kathy Burke (although also incredible comics)
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rodri absolutely furious with that penalty being given because, as we know, he doesn’t believe in retrospective punishment for clear wrongdoing.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Diana and Harry scoring, James Hewitt will be chuffed to bits.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Koumas has been capped maybe a dozen times!
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Man Utd have expressed an intention to sue Man City (and fair enough) surely they will also need to sack their current CEO given he was COO of City previously?
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, agree, was my first thought when I read the reports.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Iago Aspas. And Jordon Ibe.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Deserved
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Iago Aspas Premier League winner! Also wee Joe Allen.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stephen Graham, without a shadow of a doubt
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely, without question, yes
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big in Japan
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That they have - in part deliberately - perhaps the worst roster in NFL history?
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tony Anderson has 1.3m monthly Spotify listeners and a lot of melow, lovely, tunes. He also has by some distance the best profile write-up. Enjoy.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
£45 per head
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes to the soundtrack and yes to the movie. I love them both so much with all my heart and arms. Even the upbeat track - Zenzenzense - is such a banger it’s on my workout playlist.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TRUMP: He’s a great reporter, asks tough questions. Usually on Tuesday. Pancakes. Great American maple syrup. We used to import from Canada but they have a nasty leader. A nasty man. It could’ve been so great. But the fake news. Next question. BBC: Trump bans CNN from White House.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Indiana Jones Smiling in Jungle Adventure
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Amazing! Please tell me there’s a copy of Lord of the Rings without the unnecessary poems.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You’re right by the hinges, Ellie, you’re doing nothing to help hold the door shut. You’re a scientist, surely you know this? Just get up and grab the gun, save us all the drama.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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