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They rode down into the town with the blood yet upon their hands and wiped upon their breaches and in the town there was one place to eat and they came into it with a hunger upon them from the death they had visited in the land and they said they would have gorditas and quesaritos hot and quickly

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Might have a quesadilla to celebrate

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Got my rejection yesterday, felt great honestly!

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If that's true, that number in Company is pretty on the nose

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I also think there should be some kind of incentive to draft and develop players from your team's geographical area, because it's fun as hell when it happens

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Players with qualifying service time at ANY level (majors or minors) get a pension upon retiring. This removes the "have to make a fortune by 35 because your career is so short" panic from the equation. Also it's how businesses should work in general

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You might be thinking "this cuts out the owners!" Yes, that is correct, and intentional

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

ALL profits from player-branded merch goes to that player, as well

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

...to be awarded based on statistical metrics, playoff milestones, etc, as well as seniority with a club, to incentivize long careers with a single team

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Here's how I would fix Major League Baseball (I'm aware no one follows me here, that's what makes it an ideal place to shout this into the void): Screw salary floors and ceilings. Every major-leaguer makes the same base salary All MLB profits go into a profit pool which is used for bonuses...

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

As long as we have Troy "Tarik Skubal" Melton we'll be ok

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Happy for Jake Rogers, who is about to hit 28 home runs down the stretch for a playoff team. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

SHE WOULDN'T STOP FOR HIM SO HE STOPPED HIS CARRIAGE FOR HER HER NAME WAS EMILY. HIS NAME WAS DEATH THE SUMMER'S HOTTEST ROM-COM (I do actually want this to be a movie now)

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This is literally why I briefly became an insurance agent when I was 19

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Veggies and outside are both bad for you, incredible time to be my 12 year old

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hey @jasonbeck.bsky.social can you find out who had hand foot and mouth?

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm talking about novels here btw. Short stories could mostly be longer

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I'm not saying I would go out of my way to hang out with Dalton Rushing, but I do think he's become a handy scapegoat for everyone's Dodger hate, since all their superstars are so inconveniently likable

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Sweeping the Yankees > having a good team

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We're gonna be so good next year

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Now that a very important literary review follows me here, you can expect the quality of my tweets to skyrocket

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I wrote literally a whole sentence of it this morning, so the Oracle is working

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Daniel Southwell @dpsouthwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, @tacobellquarterly.org?? I don't even use substack

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