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Dave

@dps952.bsky.social
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Seattle patent nerd hockey dad.

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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I stand corrected, the White Sox broadcast did just have a recruiting ad. However, it was a recruiting ad looking to hire bus washers for Windy City Limos.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey, this isn’t the NFL!
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See, this is why I only listen to the White Sox home radio broadcast on the MLB app, where even during the playoffs, the commercials are for Northshore Heavy Duty Adult Diapers and a luxury portable restroom service.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still don’t think anything beats the first year pregame overall, but this video was great.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm. Maybe giving the LLM people the term “super intelligence” means we can keep the terms AI and ML for things that are decent?
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beware of the Cranky-Because-I-Am-Prepping-For-A-Colonoscopy Posting period too!
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmm, Scotland? I assume this has something to do with the Golden Spurtle that NPR was just posting about? bsky.app/profile/npr....
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to a meeting with the Pope and plan to be surprised when the Pope argues for the unique dignity of the human soul. I am a smart person.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, Seattle folks! I will be at the Northgate Barnes & Noble this Friday from 6pm until I'm not! This is a ticketed event, and I will have pins and possibly stickers as a thank you gift for folks who pick up a book and come out to see us! www.eventbrite.com/e/seanan-mcg...
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Seanan McGuire celebrates A DIVIDED DUTY at B&N Northgate
B&N Northgate in welcomes Seanan McGuire to sign and discuss her new book A DIVIDED DUTY on Friday, October 2nd, at 6PM PST!
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, fellow #patent nerds. Anybody else notice that 425 patent applications entitled “SYSTEM” filed by SoftBank were published last week? That’s… weird?
Search results from Patent Public Search, showing 425 results searching for “SoftBank” in the assignee name and a publication date of September 24, 2026.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’d think that would be a conversation you could end in 17 seconds…
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Walking distance from Pinehurst station to Shoreline station: 18 mins. Walking distance from Pinehurst station to Roosevelt station: 29 mins. Walking distance from my house west of Aurora to closest light rail station: still 62 minutes. A great victory for transit access!
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New sovereign citizen fact pattern just dropped.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Snow leopards are really good at hiding, you could probably just post a picture of anything!
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You and @normcharlatan.bsky.social should have a “we’re obviously not that guy but we’ll sign your thing anyway” event.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we point out for one second that the Bears’ third-string QB was out there zipping balls into tight windows and making completions while backpedaling in a way their QB1 has only been capable of a handful of times in the last 50 years???
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know a guy actually spends time with his kids when he says, “I’ll try to watch the game with them tomorrow, but we’ll probably end up watching Bluey.”
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That logo is fire, tho.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m reminded of Dave Chappelle’s joke about fried chicken… I never realized *that’s* why these were my favorite as a kid! I thought I liked them because they’re delicious!
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it just me, or is having a historic year-over-year performance drop-off and then saying, “well, we all did bad” not a great look?
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But asking *why* you can’t patent it is a decent issue spotter.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oooh, you need to do a deeper dive on the Speed scenario: You’re only driving the trolley because the original driver gets shot, and you take the track that the guy who got on the trolley after knowing it’s going to kill people tells you to. Afterwards, is it ethical to make out with him?
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Eddie Murphy & Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places
Alt: Eddie Murphy & Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I find it hard to believe that Larry David, of all people, would make a scene at a dinner party.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Michigan Clock Operator, please report to Discworld.”
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A fascinating story! Please don’t let US patent examiners find out about this one, or that’s the end of our “impractical to perform in the human mind or with pen and paper” responses to mental process rejections.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That “led the league in takeaways” graphic early in the game was the foreshadowing about how this team was only successful last year because they were incredibly lucky. I guess we now get to see what they’re like with no luck.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Important news: Hattie’s Hat in Seattle has finally answered the age-old question: how much for one rib?
Happy hour menu from a restaurant in Seattle. One rib: $3.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Newspaper article: “Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown,” from Parks and Rec.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t care for this latest season of Parks and Rec.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just needed to share that one, since it’s better than any reaction I read on bsky. Middle schoolers remain undefeated in talking smack.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My 12yo was telling me about how they were talking about 9/11 in class yesterday, and a classmate said, “I hear Trump claims he was carried away from Ground Zero by two firefighters. That’s pretty good for him, normally Trump would say he was the one carrying the firefighters.”
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I do believe that nobody wants to play on a mediocre team with no legitimate plan. How do you get out of that, though? Get lucky drafting a generational talent? Trying to negotiate with multiple stars at once to show they wouldn’t be alone? Can you even do that?
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t buy the “it rains during the winter there” as a reason not to go to Seattle. Are you going to tell me the winters are more pleasant in Chicago? Or DC? Or Detroit? And you train and play indoors, anyway.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We finally saw Come From Away this year. It is *so good*.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Come on, it’s not all lies. I mean, it was in Dallas. And it was last night.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everybody knows you shouldn’t buy a boat unless you’re willing to take a $100 bill and let Joe Biden light it on fire.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me, sitting in the basement of my Seattle house watching the Apple Cup at Husky Stadium across town on TV: “wow, it really looks nice out there.”
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Checking back in after logging off immediately after the first time the game ended, I am really sad I don’t get to use my “W Michigan vs. L Michigan” post I had all queued up.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a pretty amazing idea for a thing to use AI for, considering I’ve read before that it’s illegal to make ads for food that show something other than the actual food being sold.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Time to get your union card, @starshiptim.com!
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim has a ring to it.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looking forward to the briefs on the eventual copyright infringement suits here that all cite the Betamax case *against* Sony.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why couldn’t all disgraced politicians who went into media just have ended up as Jerry Springer?
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
NHL ASG is great because hockey is still fun to watch with half-assed defense.
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Serious vibe right now.
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
Alt: Liz Lemon: “What a week, huh?” Jack Donaghy: “Lemon, It's Wednesday.”
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Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If your mental model of the LLM includes that aspect of its operation, then you can reasonably evaluate the outputs for quality, and you can ask it questions appropriate for its capabilities. If your mental model of the LLM is, "it counted the letters," you can't.
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