Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey, fellow #patent nerds. Anybody else notice that 425 patent applications entitled “SYSTEM” filed by SoftBank were published last week? That’s… weird? 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Important news: Hattie’s Hat in Seattle has finally answered the age-old question: how much for one rib? 001
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Let’s take a moment to acknowledge the true winner of the World Cup: Hidden Valley Ranch. Spotted at Sea-Tac Airport: 090
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You guys, I found a logo FIFA didn’t tape over! At “Seattle Stadium” for BEL-SEN. 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I wonder if there’ll be an estimate of attendance at the downtown watch parties. There were people EVERYWHERE. 110
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Me in the car for school pickup: *radio talking about Gov. Ferguson pushing “no phones in schools”* Me: “oh, cool, just like at E’s middle school.” E, getting in car: “so, the governor was at our school today…” 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 28/05/2026At my first Storm game. I’ve seen less inspired performances, but to be fair, I was a Northwestern season ticket holder. 100
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I am hereby announcing the new “Handful of Spaghetti MLB Challenge.” 130
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Oh! Relevant to this: I went to Canadian Brewhouse last weekend and ordered a steak sandwich. This is what I got. 110
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I don’t think I ever appreciated how many strip club jokes they used. 010
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I already like this output way better than any actual GenAI patent drawing tool I have used. 021
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The line for merch pregame for the Torrent literally wraps half way around the stadium. This makes me so angry. Just put this gear at the store in KCI and it will sell! Grrrr! Tag @circlingseasports.bsky.social 142
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Post a game that you remember playing that nobody else remembers 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Today I hear she is urging “unity.” Are we sure selling one ticket isn’t just itself viral marketing for the concept of unity? 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I see Mamdani's being sworn in on New Year's, in an abandoned NYC subway station. What does it say about me that I think you all are silly for talking about Lex Luthor showing up, instead of being worried about Vigo the Carpathian? 010
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Year 2 stat comparison. Caleb’s got a better record, fewer picks, and more passing yards; but worse pass y/a, worse completion percentage, practically the same rating, and isn’t the same running threat. 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 29/11/2025From our seats. You can figure out for yourself whether the back of your head is in this photo! 110
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Truth, but for many of the other names too. I got to meet Carol Marin once as a kid. And Bill Kurtis is a national (public radio) treasure! 030
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Hey, depending on how obnoxious I want to be, I could be watching Blackhawks practice at Climate Pledge from the plaza! I wonder how long it would take for security to come out if I went across the landscaping to get next to the window. 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Wait… by ZIP DRIVE? Does the judge really mean that?? I mean, I have a Zip drive in the box of crap I refuse to throw out, but I don’t think I’ve had a computer with an interface it will plug into for 15 years. 110
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Someone please tell me what the Rule of Three has to say about *this* news coming out today. 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 02/07/20251900 calories? That's unbelievable! Who could possibly eat all of that? Unless, like, you're someone who eats regular menu items at Burger King. 110
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I knew the tariffs kicking in was going to raise the price of clothing, but that seems like a *lot* for shoes. 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Spotted on FB. Tag your next vacation destination, mine’s Rom, Spain. 000
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 14/04/2025In case you missed it: after the “delete all IP” post, Coke Morgan Stewart (acting director of the USPTO) posted on LinkedIn about how the Trump Hotels mark is one of the most valuable trademarks in the world, and how the sharks on Shark Tank always ask about patents. 240
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Look, I know that not everybody has to cover all the doom all the time, but it seems like there are better things to be talking about than this, CNN. 030
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I love this exact moment of the tournament, where I feel like the smartest guy on earth for this pick I made in 30 seconds over breakfast that might not even play out. 110
Dave @dps952.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Our 12U and 14U girls got the chance to hear Brock’s talk, and it was amazing. Major thanks to the @seattlekraken.com for hosting this for the kids! 000
