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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You are all missing a significant deficit reduction opportunity: Charter flight in chains followed by PPV trial with full international observation corps.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is there a qualifying job to be had? What if you're a bartender in Vegas and all of the casinos are laying off staff because tourism is down?

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Speaking of which, I completely missed season 2 of Fallout when it was released....

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We can't trust people to self-regulate the poop content of their lettuce, and we're supposed to trust the killer-robot industry?

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In other words, "We told the syphilitic moron we would use a different word in a language he doesn't understand, and in exchange we got billions in trade concessions and blocked all Taiwan aid."

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They have already dismissed the House until after the elections to prevent the impeachment of Kegsbreath and the passage of the next Epstein Transparency Act. Next time someone complains "The Democrats aren't doing anything", ask them how you impeach somebody when Congress never meets?

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would say "local police would have to arrest them", but I assume that will be the grounds to declare a national state of emergency and roll in full force.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's not like that's what'll kill him these days. It'll be the shards of glass in the Pillsbury rolls.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The whole mega-event economy is a scam. Any country that bids for the Olympics, the World Cup, or any city offering a stadium should be asking the organizers for $$$, not vice versa.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When Kevin Sorbo's and Kirk Cameron's agents talk them out of appearing...

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

90% sure we could replace James Comer with AI and get better governance. Then again, we could improve it even further with a coin flip or the octopus that predicts World Cup games.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Of course not! You're paying 2 grand to RENT a phone for two years, so you can trade it in for the next model at $2500.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

He slammed his face, nose first, into a bread mold! He's melting.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You know what? If I were Iran, I'd actually apply for that name change with the International Hydrographic Organization. Make that sucker official. Let every shipping company paying Iranian tolls write down "Straight of Trump."

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You obviously haven't learned the proper lessons from Æthelstan in AD 925.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm worried she's going to replace Nutlick.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How is it on mass transit? Buses, metro, etc.? Here WeGo, OsmAnd, and Magic Earth can't get me from one side of Porto to the other.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

An apprenticeship that's not tied to a job at the end.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The option has always been there, but they have always voted against until now. I believe they are concerned that joining will make them lose sovereignty over their fishing grounds.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Same for Portugal. Not sure why they decided to 💩on the German version. 😠

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*Cough* underfunded school lunch programs *cough*.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m not willing to regard Trump slaughtering wild horses at the same time he’s offering Americans cheap “ground beef” as simply a coincidence . . .

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Where the T-bones at? Where are the chuck steaks? Why exactly is it ALL going to be ground "beef"?

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yeah, I'm gonna say this in public. If Donald Trump says he's giving American consumers 300,000 metric tons of "ground beef" at below market prices, and refuses to say which country it's coming from, while announcing a slaughter of wild horses... #SoylentGreenIsHorses

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common. It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If he wants it, he could have a future as "tarento" on a Japanese game show.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The Russians decided to modernize the battlecruiser Admiral Nakhimov. 28 years and 2 billion dollars later, it's just now undergoing sea trials. Two of her sister ships were scrapped in the meantime, and it is considered too risky to sail her near Ukraine. So there's that...

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

They say that a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. He got mugged by his body, and now he lives in fear, like all conservatives. It's sad, but we cannot allow that to stand in the way of the better angels of our nature.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I think the narrative is overly convenient and wrong. You can't expect democrats in rural Idaho to get behind the need for municipal grocery stores. Meanwhile Susan Collins remains "concerned" that the new AG has already perjured himself re: the 1776 fund?

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Only in Trump's America could a lawyer tell a court "The reason my clients should be released is because the law says they shouldn´t."

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Not sure of the actual ballot, but NBC "News" is reporting her candidacy as both "Darlene Graham" and "Incumbent"!

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

How does he get to avoid his financial disclosures? If his actual and reputational damages equal $10B, but his reputational damages (minus actual) are still $10B, shouldn't he now have to prove he has a zero net worth?

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

No, but it is an aggravating factor during sentencing if they arrest you for being a registered Democrat.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You're thinking of Agent Zed from the Men in Black movie.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

How about you just tell us what Iranian news is saying, instead? Some of us are actually interested in the truth, not stock tips.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

We said that after he got a million people killed in 2020.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

That is SO unfair to say. He pumps the market on Friday, and dumps on Sunday. He never shorts the market on Saturdays.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

...except you won't have jobs either because of AI. They are still cheering on 300,000 Fed job cuts as the means to prosperity. As far as I can tell, the future is: 1. No retirement 2. No jobs to retire from 3. Infinite wealth from orbital data centers that is passed down to us... by who?

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

AI will ensure a green future. Soylent Green.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Meanwhile, here in Portugal, we have at least seven political parties to the left of American "Democrats", and the only two parties to the right are considered right wing/fascist.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Technically the answer to your question is "Yes, because Georgia." There is a law there that treats 13-17 defendants differently in any death penalty or life imprisonment crime.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

No kidding. I got shot in the street three times by masked government agents while Biden was in office. One time I even woke up in Uganda.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Establishing that irrational fear in the illiterate middle that "if Republicans are rounding up everyone and shooting people in the streets, the Democrats will, too."

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Well, with Ukraine striking Iran, it looks like American media is finally aware of the fact that WW3 has been going on since at least 2022, if not 2014.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ya know, it's funny. I've been living in Europe for a full year now, and I can't remember hearing about a single epidemic of explosive diahrreah here.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

They're threatening to mobilize the army against the Democratic Party. Dear Gods, what if they get serious? 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Generally not. But the UN headquarters building is located there, so heads of state are pretty much forced to use NY area airports and roads.

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