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David Perlowski

@dperlowski.bsky.social
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Cook, gamer, world-traveller, but still a hobbit at heart. Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.

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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just admit you're a paid Putin troll and open up a new profile. It'll be less embarassing in the long run.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
To quote "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"...
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Wait for it...
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
First holidays in a new home, new country, new continent. But the tree is lit, so Lister will finally make peace with it.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
366 days ago, I woke up to "President Trump". 365 days ago, I had already made up my mind to move to Portugal and was already starting language lessons.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Did someone ask for Rice Christies?
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Finally rebuilt my spice rack here in Portugal to the point I can make curry powder. Yes, you can buy it, but what else are you using mace for? It goes stale.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Today's adventure in Portuguese food is hot dogs in a jar. I was prepared to be grossed out because they look like medical samples. Nope. Utterly bland, like turkey dogs. Stick with their native bratwurst like sausages.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Obligatory
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Nothing to see here. Just your daily chicken.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My windowboxes arrived a week ago. My basil is already sprouting. (I need to find out where to buy pine nuts) I have until 4 September to take my Portuguese language placement test, and cram as much duolingo as possible in advance.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Tomorrow, I might finally head to the beach and get photos of the ocean. It's only 74F/23C tomorrow. Sounds like perfect beach weather. I'd mention that it'll be sunny, tomorrow, but this is Portugal.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Slow day here in Porto, so I took a tour of the Chamber of Commerce. This is the ballroom of the. Chamber. Of. Commerce.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Greetings from sunny (but mild) Portugal. Finally made good my escape yesterday evening, and I'm settling in. This was the view from my plane arriving in Lisbon this morning. There's always another dawn coming.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I AM old! I even have the t shirt to prove it!
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is threatening to mobilize the US Marines against the citizens of Los Angeles for protesting the armed removal of US persons without warrant or due process. This is a violation of Posse Comitatus, and a violation of the US Constitution.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I'll do you one better. WHY is Trump?
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I get extremely uncomfortable whenever Trump refers to "beautiful 15 year old babies".
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
It's been a while since my last commencement, but I don't remember ever seeing a dedicated "blonde sorority girl" section in the past....
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
X-Files image of Mulder telling Scully "Nobody likes a math geek, Scully."
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Farewell, Val Kilmer. The inspiration and guiding star behind my eleven years of undergraduate study.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Spot check. Gas: up 8 cents Eggs: up $1.28 Dow: down exactly 1900 Tesla: down 164.52 NASDAQ: down 2443.85 Trump Media (DJT): down 51% at 19.63
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I assume we'll see her registering a guilty plea first thing in the morning...
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Current headcanon: Thomas Kinkade was actually a serial arsonist who would only paint houses after he set fire to their interiors.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The next Senator for New York
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yep. Let's "fix" it so they have to knock on every one of these doors, instead.
Huge block of apartment mailboxes
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you're a Maryland citizen and you have the time, please get in your state reps' ears to support the following bills. Lets make sure MD remains a bastion against the Trump administration's agenda.
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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David Perlowski @dperlowski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I admit I'm decades behind in my Canadian pop literacy, but I googled "Tegan and Sara" and came up with this.
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