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daresaypj @daresaypj.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂‍↕️
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Turkey Day
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
When you walk away, you don't hear me say "Please, oh baby, don't go" Simple and clean Is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Happy Friday
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What’s your sign?
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
THANK GOD. Facebook grandmas found him
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
How do you answer the phone?
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
❤️❤️❤️
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Sharing this meme for no particular reason
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Happy Hump Day! Bring out the melons, fellas.
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
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ΩBZ (Not-So) Sober Sister @kcscreamkween.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
When the boss asks you to do something well within your job description.
A screenshots of a man saying “would you do that?” And Mariah Carey wearing sunglasses answers “I think I’ve done enough.”
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Stuart Ross @gayhorrorclub.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I have a few hats left to sell! Buy before I run out!
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Well @gayhorrorpod.bsky.social what do we think 😛
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen? I had far too many
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Post a picture YOU took, just a pic. No description.
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Sat Vibes
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
How yard work began vs how yard work ended
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Vibe
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
✊🏻
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is who runs this account Leisure suits for children…yes
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
What’s your sign?
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@dgrmsp.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Happy National Day Of Prayer 🙏🏼 Light a candle for our Patron Saint Of Faggotry & Shenanigans Mother Kylie Minogue Of The Down Under
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Repost your skircle.me and describe with only emojis ❤️💦🍑
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Headed to BlueSky on a Friday #FCF
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It’s Friday bitches #FCF
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Watch me watching The Brady Bunch on OnlyJans
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Post a GIF you can hear
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a cartoon character is wearing a santa hat and says howdy ho !
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a santa hat and says howdy ho !
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Back from vacay. Saw Kylie in Austin. She’s amazing ❤️
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Patrick Kablamo @patrickkablamo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
New apex twink just dropped
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Janet Ghoulcia (on Vacation 🇯🇵) @gameonysus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Community meme. Britta saying, "I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at delaying the Switch 2 preorder." With Shirley replying, "You can excuse racism?"
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Honey Labubu @thepugfather.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Iktr
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Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Get me to God’s country
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Yardwork Saturday
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Ok I lied
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It’s so hot here today
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kenny 🙋🏻‍♂️ @itskenny.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Reba will return as Colonel Sanders in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Yall can have #FCF because I am all about this humpday ass 🍑 😍
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
HAPPY #FCF TO THOSE THAT CELEBRATE
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Live Laugh Let Me Be Your Underwear
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Post you from a different era 1998 - first duplex with the ex - donated 80s couch - CDs in the back - cigarettes in hand The things I would love to warn this kid about 😂 *picture didn’t attach last time lol*
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Happy Saturgay.
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Thank YOU for being a fiend
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Drop a performance that deserved an Oscar but didn’t get one.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
6 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection 
Son: Hug

Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug

Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER

Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
People hated the album but here we are 🧐
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XMESS ANGLE @dpb0101.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
February, what is this!
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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“Hi I’m Bearface McArmpit. I have 30k followers because all I do workout, post selfies, and act like a cunt toward anybody I don’t wanna fuck. Friend Of Dorothy sent me supplements that made my loads crazy thick. Use code WOOF10 for 10% off some zinc you could buy for 1/4 the price everywhere else!”
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