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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 2h

Granted this photo is from 2010 but I really wore the hell out of those black Lightning sunglasses for a few years. Also shoutout to 24 year old me for being really fucking cool. I miss this Jeep so much!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 4h

Wayyyyyy behind on my fall 2026 playlist. There will be house bangers in there as usual, but there’s also going to be a heavy helping of David’s indie sleaze phase from 2008-2012, so I hope you’re ready for it!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 4h

Ted Lasso is my number one comfort show and I love it so much, even season three and… whatever this fourth season is… but this season-long bit with Beard having some kind of midlife crisis is really testing my patience

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 10h

My store captain asked me how I was doing and I managed to talk to him without crying so I’d call today a win!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 13h

The other night while clearing out and rearranging the spare room/office/glorified closet in my house, I found two relics from 2006 and 2008, respectively. The black Lightning sunglasses have made their way back into the rotation. However, the Dolce & Gabbanas will stay in their case lol

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All clocked in for my shift at the sadboy factory!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was slacking this month, but with good reason. I think getting back to my regular workout schedule will only help my brain process everything going on in my life, so here we go! Also, yadda yadda here’s my official Biceptember submission

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just went to DXL to exchange a tie I bought last week and I noticed a table of sweaters and perked up a little

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t think many people can end a nine year relationship, agree to live together for another 21 months, and remain friends when all is said and done. An enormous chapter of my life ended today and I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. Christopher is off to Seattle and I’m officially on my own.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh yay, the iced coffee at an interview discourse has jumped from TikTok to secondary social media and I have to sit through yet another round of opinions on it yay

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would just like Justin Rose to know that I’m single and happy to sign any NDA he wants #RHOSLC

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who said a large gay bald man can’t pair his fuchsia work shirt with his olive green cargo pants and white/gray Jordan 1s with the holographic color shifting backing that pulls the two aforementioned colors together?

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Christopher shoves off for Seattle in five days and it’s really starting to hit me. We’ve been in each others’ lives for over ten years and have lived together for most of it. I’m excited for our next chapters to begin but I’m also happy listening to him snore from the other room while I still can.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The new Friendly Fires single has me listening to their discography again and it is just

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Chefs Kiss French Chef

ALT: Chefs Kiss French Chef

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There’s a post making the rounds that Carly Rae Jepsen is a master of horny sadness, or “hornnui”, as it were… I think Tove Lo would like a word…

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I love when chuds who don’t know me try to get sassy in my replies because bitch who the fuck are you??? I was in therapy for 6.5 years, your manipulation tactics don’t fucking work on me LMAO. Argue with the wall or your mom, I don’t care! BLOCKED!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Upon second listen, this time in one fell swoop, Day And Night is absolute perfection. Pop music with tangible substance. It’s wild to me that Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t more famous.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Leg Day, innit? Thanks to the power of Megan Thee Stallion I eeked out an extra two reps on the Leg Extension machine (3 x 10 @ 240 lbs) and PR’d on the Calf Extension machine (3 x 12 @ 320 lbs)

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Skipped the gym Wednesday and skipping the gym tomorrow night so I had to fit in a workout tonight! Pump was decent enough!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This woman knows what the hell she’s doing.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got the first half down, and then the second half starts with this??? OKAY MS. JEPSEN

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

On my lunch at work with my face buried in my phone and wondering why the break room started to smell the same way Jackhammer did the one time I went to Belly Up during Market Days… Turns out a coworker was heating up chicken noodle soup 🤷🏼‍♂️

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carly Rae Jepsen giving us a 24 track album 6 months after having a baby

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New albums from Tove Lo, Carly Rae, Miley, AND Boy Harsher all on the same day???? An embarrassment of riches! Can’t wait to dive in tomorrow morning!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Diva? It’s Diva. Art thou living deliciously today?

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Coworker found that sticker on the floor and put it on my sleeve as he walked past me. Clocked lmao

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you are feeling at all emotional I highly suggest you do NOT listen to Above & Beyond’s 2011 album “Group Therapy”. — With Christopher’s imminent departure for Seattle coming up in two weeks, I am especially unstable right now lmao 🤣😭

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dude this Reacher season 4 finale is kicking MY ass

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Revisited an album I had on repeat back in 2015, when I was HEAVY on the alt/indie/synth/rock train. Forgot how much this album FUCKS. If you’re a fan of St. Lucia, Joywave, and The 1975, you’ll probably enjoy Strange Names! open.spotify.com/album/4TrOoO...

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Use Your Time Wisely - Album by Strange Names | Spotify

Strange Names · album · 2015 · 12 songs

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today was the opposite of locking in… time to go home!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nooooooo not the hot mullet rugby mover guy in KC doing the 80s AI trend noooooo

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Half-assed leg day today but hey, going 3 x 10 @ 300lbs on the calf raise machine wasn’t so bad

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 12/09/2026

BAGA BYGA

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wednesday marked my 100th workout since picking up my routine back in December 2025. I think that’s pretty neat and I’m pretty proud of myself. Here’s to 100 more!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What the fuck is it about Labor Day that makes everybody lose their fucking minds???? If you were thinking of going to the grocery store, don’t. Just stay home. Don’t subject us working class folk to your full moon insanity today, I beg

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Alyssa Edwards Libby Creates

ALT: Alyssa Edwards Libby Creates

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The ultimate comfort show is BACK BABYYYYY

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hoohhhyeahhhh you wanna get puuuuuumped????

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Can confirm: Adela’s “KGB” will cause you to do 85 in a 55

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I know this probably isn’t a unique experience to any gay man outside of the states but I just spent two hours fawning over Kylie’s entire discography with a fellow fan and didn’t have to provide context or history to a single thing mentioned. He just knew everything I was talking about. 10/10.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It wasn’t until *after* I’d cooked my lunch in the break room at work that I’d noticed a very dead cockroach sharing the microwave with my butternut squash mac and cheese. It’s been A DAY.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I need to see if Plastique can do for Trixie what she’s done for Crystal Methyd, Katya, and BIANCA DEL RIO???? That woman is a witch!!!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Love being spoiled for choice on new music Friday but have grown incredibly tired of albums full of sub-three-minute songs. Songs need bridges goddammit!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Officially too dark outside to wear sunglasses on my 6:30am drive to work

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Exposing my friends to The Great Minnesota Get-Together makes me, Amber Atkins, proud to be a Minnesotan

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