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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i know you want it, baby you can have it oh i've never done it, let's make it cinematic like that diner scene that's in mulholland drive i want to be jumpscared by the guy behind winkie's

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

we should give the eraserhead baby a vape

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

well no more philly sports for me. what should i get really into between now and... yellowjackets s4 i guess?

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

well, i saw bryce hit for the cycle in the same game that kyle hit 2 home runs in one inning and then also hit a 3rd home run later, which is the only good thing i saw all season, but man it was really fucking cool to be there for that

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i've only ever left two sports games before they were actually over: when the phillies lost 17-7 to the brewers in 2025, and tonight's flyers game. i like to try to stay until the final out or whatever but wow.

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/10/2026

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the flyers died so the fightins could live one more day we thank them for their sacrifice.

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hm. the flyers. don't like that.

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

andrew painter is the greatest pitcher of all time actually

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why didn't we fix the bullpen situation at any time before today tho

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

barely squeezed our way into the playoffs but i'm going to choose to believe again.

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

breaking my fast with SHRIMP that's right baby it's treif time

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[gold two voice] the birds. they've gone!

The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

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CAT TIME is when it's time for cat. this happens about 3-4 times a day. it is currently CAT TIME

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i was feeling anxiety i couldn't place and then i saw we got chase shugart going for the save in extra innings against the braves

robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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9/11? The day They Might Be Giants released their eighth studio album "Mink Car?"

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

oh so the phillies can win when i'm not there

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

kyle fucking schwarber 🫡🫡🫡

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

so should i buy tickets to one last phillies game this season in the hopes that they win in front of my face?

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

they only won 6 of the 14 games i went to this year (my 2025 record was 11/15 and 2025 was 7/8) i guess i am getting worse at picking random games to go to

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

LESBIANS FOR MARSH!!!!! (it's me i'm lesbians)

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

time to ponder my schwarb for the last time this season (unless...)

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 06/11/2025

Talked to my dad, Eraserhead (from ERASERHEAD) on the phone today. He's doing good. Told him how things were going in the city. He says he misses it, but Abington has been good for him. He's trying, though. I see that. He finally sees me as a person, and not a screaming lizard baby, which is growth.

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 05/10/2025

I had a rough childhood, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I was the Eraserhead baby. That happened to me. With the scissors and all that. I mean it's fine now, but it was tough for sure. I work in Admin now. We moved out to Abington. It's good now. Go Phils.

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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

with all due respect to the customs and traditions of baseball, i will stretch during any inning i want

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Finally got to draft my Khans of Tarkir cube and i regret to inform you all that magic the gathering can still be SO fun actually

jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

why is the pitchers mound in my country of philadelphia advertising virginia. literally what the fuck

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Attention Philadelphia! We're hosting a rally to demand that Drexel University maintain The Academy of Natural Sciences Museum open to the public. Join us on Tuesday morning at 10am in front of the academy. Please spread the word, we need all hands on deck! RSVP here: luma.com/1qwnrqz2

A dinosaur on a white background with the text SAve the academy of Natural sciences museum rally Tuesday Sept 8 10am in front of the academy 1900 ben Franklin Parkway. "Tell Drexel University "Keep the museum open!" with the logos for Philly Science Action, Skype a Scientist, and Green Philly

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

just saw Dreams in Nightmares and extremely fucked with that movie!!! queer black women on a road trip! with normalized queerness and polyamory! and a hilarious white woman jump scare! didn't love every editing choice but overall REALLY liked it! recommend!!!!

A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot

A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

alkaline trio (it rained so bad the streets flooded and i couldn't get there) jeff mangum (nobody told me he was playing a solo show in philly on my birthday. im still upset about this actually) death cab for cutie (the air quality was really fucking bad but the outdoor venue did not cancel)