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dougzone22

@dougzone22.bsky.social
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Sarcastically creative writer, craft beer enthusiast, and proud Canadian.

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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 2h
Get a load of this! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/10/10/j...
Stinker is the moscot for the Ig Nobel prize.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will do almost whatever it takes to keep my readers happy!
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Baby Speed Reader
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What with the offices being closed currently (05:12 hours EDT) and even if they weren't, I am unable to compensate you for the time lost due to your picayune colour preferences.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After a quick Googling and a screenshot, the colour swatch you seek has been acquired. While the dougzone offices are currently closed, I will manually prepare your replacement card forthwith... Tada!
Handmade Bingo card
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's play a little Bingo with dougzone! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/l...
A bingo card
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am aware of this guy but you have inspired me to perform a deeper dive.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One might think, "What a unique alignment of fortune-cookie fortunes!"; however, I was met with a 100% rejection of the sentiment from a local Chapter of Certified Accountants.
Fortune-cookie fortunes
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night's Words of Wisdom #2: Looks like I need to be fitted for a skin-tight body suit with a Canadian flag cape! #CaptElbowsUp
Fortune cookie fortune.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night's Words of Wisdom: I will be forwarding this one to my Neurologist and Cardiologist, STAT!
Fortune cookie fortune.
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Dawnbirdsong @dawnfronk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
O Canada, 🇨🇦 !! Bravo!!
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Foreign Affairs Committee @afet.europarl.europa.eu · 17/09/2026
🇪🇺 🇨🇦 Canadian PM @mark-carney.bsky.social called for an "alliance for the future" between the EU and Canada, in an address to the @europarl.europa.eu on Thursday. 📜 Full press release: tinyurl.com/yc3e4cp6 👇
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Mark Carney calls for an “alliance for the future” between the EU and Canada | News | European Parliament
“Our response to the current geopolitical disruption should take on a new dimension,” Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney said, addressing the European Parliament on Thursday.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, to be the future paleontologist who digs up Barney's felty remains and sets the world of felt-finders on its way to finding the leftovers of Big Bird, Emu, The Grouch, Bert & Ernie, Elmo, and Kermit. What a world they will unfold and launder!
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Iron Man Ironing
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paleontologists galore! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/15/3...
Dinosaurs at a nest
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Steve 🇨🇦 @littlesteevo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look at that Shitler, everybody can do it…just better.
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Black Panther🍁💪🦫🇨🇦 @blackpanther25.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Former Canadian🇨🇦 PM Jean Chrétien comments on u.s. trade attack on Canada. #TrueNorth🍁 #Strong&Free💪🇨🇦 www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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Chrétien offers blunt assessment of Canada-U.S. trade war
Former prime minister Jean Chrétien tells CBC News chief correspondent Adrienne Arsenault that Canada made the right move with counter-tariffs and expanding them shouldn’t be off the table.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Made for awkward treats, one had to be careful!
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Will Ferrell in Daddy's Home 2: Treats for Tonight?
ALT: Will Ferrell in Daddy's Home 2: Treats for Tonight?
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah, Splenda®! The humanmade L-Erythrulose, if you will.
chemical symbols for D-Eythrulose and L-Erythrulose
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah, Splenda®! The humanmade L-Erythrulose, if you will.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Welcome to Karolyn Grimes' Official Zuzu Site share.google/JNaTWI2EePQF...
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Welcome to Karolyn Grimes' Official Zuzu Site
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings." Click on Image to see clip.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You were warned not to say "sweet". 200 000 light years from now, a molecule will lose an electron. Like Karolyn Grimes, only in reverse and a lot less immediate, by my calculation.
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Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel Gets Its Wings
ALT: Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel Gets Its Wings
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sugar in space! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/01/s...
molecule of erythrulose.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Google, as a US company, has no choice to adjust maps or face the wrath of that con, #47. Canadian companies have the option to confirm their region as Canada, to overpower this inhumanity to geography! 🇨🇦
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta... 🇨🇦
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Peter Cullen, Canadian voice of Eeyore, Optimus Prime, dead at 85 | CBC News
Peter Cullen, the Canadian voice actor behind Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh and Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 85.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, that song is a real toe tapper! I wish it weren't sung to the AI video though. Thanks, @dawnfronk.bsky.social for drawing this to my field of view. 🇨🇦 🤗
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Dawnbirdsong @dawnfronk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just the newest reason I'm still boycotting Target.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How do you negotiate with someone who only knows how to retaliate? 🇨🇦 #AskingForAFriend
A view of Earth with Canada highlighted with a Canadian flag.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cheers, mate!
Elbows up!
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Problem Solvers 'R' Us! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/08/22/y...
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Yet another world issue resolved (#280)
Mayne Island, BC – You are about to witness the resolution of an issue that has paired typically peaceful individuals against one another around the world. Is it Ariana Grande and her mass? A…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As yet another deadline approaches, will the TACO-in-Chief fold again? #CUSMA
#47 dressed as a chicken
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We have twist-offs and spouts, but they are affixed to as much as 2 L. Bags are sold in 3 x1.33 L quantities that's 4 L in one go! They are a bargain! 🇨🇦
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh, we have wine in a bladder* here too. *that term sounds like you might as well deposit said fluid directly into a porcelain receptacle, and do not pass go. That technology has not been applied to the dispensing of milk, although it would make sense. I trust you have that tech applied to milk?
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It is their sole purpose to assess deflect any potentially distractful messages from the editorial staff.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yes, Elbows Up became quite popular as the International Tariffer-in-Charge, Idiot-in-Chief layered on the verbal abuse toward usa. My sincere apologies for not offering a broader Triggering Alert. Please, DM your complete list of sensitivities, I will pass them along to the Bin It or Not Dept.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow! Thank, Dawn! Much appreciated, although with the exchange rate and tariffs this won't be worth much.
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Canadian Flag Waving Proudly
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Someone has gone and done something stupid, in the minds of Canadians! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/08/09/m...
Photo-op at G7 in Kananaskis in 2025.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Encouraging to see your support staff are close at hand to assist you when you are so pleased. 😷
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am yet to hear from the embassy as to whether the message was received there too. As for your state, you can rest assured it is unlikely you would be so honoured.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The inaugural Milk Bag Award is here: dougzone22.wordpress.com
A 1.33 L bag of milk
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fixed it! Looks lovely, eh?
It's Sho!
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spidey is here! Why? Have a read: dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/07/20/s...
Spiderman
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@dawnfronk.bsky.social
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is a spinoff in the making: Channel-ed Rivalry! Fittingly at the Hard Rock Stadium. #FuckFIFA
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Is this approach to politicians new there? Is it unusual for comedians to have at their representatives? I accept that the potential disrespect of a bride was questionable. An apology removes the questionabaility. Hopefully this storm subsides.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Has Jody told everyone how she took it or do we assume his apology is evident of her stand?
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When offered a conditional situation and you acknowledge the conditionality of the offering and your recent marriage, how can people take offence on behalf of his wife? That reeks of the over-entitlement that exists these times.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He acknowledged he was newly married and opted to meet the challenge from Bushy. I can imagine the backlash if he refused to answer too. How tenuous is this government's grip on Parliament.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It was clear it was in the Lodge. I thought it was good on him to take that chance. For years here, Canada has had one troupe, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, sitting down with PMs. Always taken as expected to happen. Bushy appears to have breached that barrier in Australia. Reaction is to me ironic.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I watched the Nikki Osbourne segment and knew there would be some who wouldn't like it. I thought he was guarded with his answers to her always loaded questions.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@mindbodysoulnrg.bsky.social, is this true? #EnquiringCanadianMindsNeedToKnow
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Caught on camera: US Ambassador to Canada displays his recollection of #DJT's "brain", then seeks asylum!
Hoekstra gesturing the size of DJT's "brain".
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