Sign in

dougzone22

@dougzone22.bsky.social
22 followers 22 following 364 posts

Sarcastically creative writer, craft beer enthusiast, and proud Canadian.

PostsRepliesMedia
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump's tie caught under a barrel of diesel he is rolling away from Putin.
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would happily be the fuck buddy of this sexy version of @LibertyMutual's Liberty Biberty! #LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver
Liberty Biberty cartoon
191 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get a load of this! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/10/10/j...
Stinker is the moscot for the Ig Nobel prize.
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After a quick Googling and a screenshot, the colour swatch you seek has been acquired. While the dougzone offices are currently closed, I will manually prepare your replacement card forthwith... Tada!
Handmade Bingo card
210 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's play a little Bingo with dougzone! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/l...
A bingo card
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One might think, "What a unique alignment of fortune-cookie fortunes!"; however, I was met with a 100% rejection of the sentiment from a local Chapter of Certified Accountants.
Fortune-cookie fortunes
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night's Words of Wisdom #2: Looks like I need to be fitted for a skin-tight body suit with a Canadian flag cape! #CaptElbowsUp
Fortune cookie fortune.
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night's Words of Wisdom: I will be forwarding this one to my Neurologist and Cardiologist, STAT!
Fortune cookie fortune.
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paleontologists galore! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/15/3...
Dinosaurs at a nest
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah, Splenda®! The humanmade L-Erythrulose, if you will.
chemical symbols for D-Eythrulose and L-Erythrulose
100 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sugar in space! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/01/s...
molecule of erythrulose.
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How do you negotiate with someone who only knows how to retaliate? 🇨🇦 #AskingForAFriend
A view of Earth with Canada highlighted with a Canadian flag.
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cheers, mate!
Elbows up!
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As yet another deadline approaches, will the TACO-in-Chief fold again? #CUSMA
#47 dressed as a chicken
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Someone has gone and done something stupid, in the minds of Canadians! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/08/09/m...
Photo-op at G7 in Kananaskis in 2025.
230 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The inaugural Milk Bag Award is here: dougzone22.wordpress.com
A 1.33 L bag of milk
110 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fixed it! Looks lovely, eh?
It's Sho!
131 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spidey is here! Why? Have a read: dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/07/20/s...
Spiderman
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is a spinoff in the making: Channel-ed Rivalry! Fittingly at the Hard Rock Stadium. #FuckFIFA
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@mindbodysoulnrg.bsky.social, is this true? #EnquiringCanadianMindsNeedToKnow
110 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Caught on camera: US Ambassador to Canada displays his recollection of #DJT's "brain", then seeks asylum!
Hoekstra gesturing the size of DJT's "brain".
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day!
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gracie: the articulated reticulated! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/g... #LeakeyTX
Gracie the giraffe
110 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Pope decries self-dousing this week as a means of quick entry into His "club"! #Vaticant #HeatwaveCanada
A pair of people dunk their heads in a Montreal fountain.
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
dougzone22 has The News in Review II. dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/24/t...
Ancient skeletons in mass grave
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Switzerland announces starting line-up to face Canada at World Cup! #WorldCup2026
Swiss Army Guard
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
PP is upset his IPO didn't make him a  trillionaire. His IPO stands for "I pee outside".
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh, PP! #CDNpoli #ABpoli
PP fed up with staid maple leaf, is offering a new look leaf in hopes of appeasing separatist Albertans
022 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I did want to mention the completely overlooked, yet mandatory, 90° angle between South and West Bathurst. I can't wait for the impending backlash from mathematicians everywhere now that this contradiction has been revealed in this obscure Canadian post. What say you, Penrithian?
Map showing West, South Bathurst relative to Bathurst, NSW, Au.
110 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Only in Bathurst, NSW, AU! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/08/a...
Map of Bathurst, NSW, AU
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ontario legislature takes 21-week break!
mikee says he will need a lot of sun screen this year at unca duggy's caught edge!
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
More bloody dinosaurs found! Time for them to cut this shit out! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/02/b...
One of two new finds
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Walmart repurposing that shitty child carrier they sold last summer. #ElbowsUp #ShopCanadian
A Walmart ad ridiculed as a child carrier.
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
PP is fed up being called a Billionaire Bootlicker when he isn't a billionaire.
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Prince Edward Island to be invaded! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/05/14/p...
Aerial images of PEI before and after Hurricane Fiona.
230 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Dinosaurs lived it up! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/05/06/d...
Monster attacks unsuspecting camper
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Breaking news in Canadaa: PP vs. Innuendo #CDNpoli
PP is concerned about rumours his "caucus" won't hold up in Parliament.
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The premier of Ontario picks up an honorary degree from a 3rd-rate America college and his nepo-nephew has an idea! #ONpoli
The premier of Ontario picks up an honorary degree from a 3rd-rate America college and his nepo-nephew has an idea!
021 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#ONpoli
mikee wants to defend unca duggy, but doesn't know what scrutinised means.
011 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#ONpoli
mikee will buy unca dougee's plane and fly him around.
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#ONpoli
Mikee can't wait to fly to work.
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#CDNpoli
PP is tired of punching up and missing.
021 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The J stands for Jesus.
110 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Orion was bunged up. dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/04/10/t...
Koch shows the toilet
120 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A decade later, it is obvious the master weather controllers at Environment Canada take vacation in April.
010 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
PP loses another MP to Liberals #CDNpoli
PP is fed up again after losing another MP
021 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#CDNpoli
Poilievre fed up with people bhind him knowing what he is going to say.
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A male G-spot! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/04/02/g...
Banana labelled ventral side
111 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
#CDNpoli
PP cannot tolerate high-speed rail anymore.
000 0
dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#CDNpoli
PP didn't get invited to Juno Awards.
011 0