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@dougzone22.bsky.social
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Sarcastically creative writer, craft beer enthusiast, and proud Canadian.

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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 27m
Get a load of this! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/10/10/j...
Stinker is the moscot for the Ig Nobel prize.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's play a little Bingo with dougzone! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/l...
A bingo card
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One might think, "What a unique alignment of fortune-cookie fortunes!"; however, I was met with a 100% rejection of the sentiment from a local Chapter of Certified Accountants.
Fortune-cookie fortunes
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night's Words of Wisdom #2: Looks like I need to be fitted for a skin-tight body suit with a Canadian flag cape! #CaptElbowsUp
Fortune cookie fortune.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night's Words of Wisdom: I will be forwarding this one to my Neurologist and Cardiologist, STAT!
Fortune cookie fortune.
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Dawnbirdsong @dawnfronk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
O Canada, 🇨🇦 !! Bravo!!
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Foreign Affairs Committee @afet.europarl.europa.eu · 17/09/2026
🇪🇺 🇨🇦 Canadian PM @mark-carney.bsky.social called for an "alliance for the future" between the EU and Canada, in an address to the @europarl.europa.eu on Thursday. 📜 Full press release: tinyurl.com/yc3e4cp6 👇
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Mark Carney calls for an “alliance for the future” between the EU and Canada | News | European Parliament
“Our response to the current geopolitical disruption should take on a new dimension,” Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney said, addressing the European Parliament on Thursday.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paleontologists galore! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/15/3...
Dinosaurs at a nest
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Steve 🇨🇦 @littlesteevo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look at that Shitler, everybody can do it…just better.
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Black Panther🍁💪🦫🇨🇦 @blackpanther25.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Former Canadian🇨🇦 PM Jean Chrétien comments on u.s. trade attack on Canada. #TrueNorth🍁 #Strong&Free💪🇨🇦 www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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Chrétien offers blunt assessment of Canada-U.S. trade war
Former prime minister Jean Chrétien tells CBC News chief correspondent Adrienne Arsenault that Canada made the right move with counter-tariffs and expanding them shouldn’t be off the table.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sugar in space! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/09/01/s...
molecule of erythrulose.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta... 🇨🇦
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Peter Cullen, Canadian voice of Eeyore, Optimus Prime, dead at 85 | CBC News
Peter Cullen, the Canadian voice actor behind Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh and Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 85.
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Dawnbirdsong @dawnfronk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just the newest reason I'm still boycotting Target.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How do you negotiate with someone who only knows how to retaliate? 🇨🇦 #AskingForAFriend
A view of Earth with Canada highlighted with a Canadian flag.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Problem Solvers 'R' Us! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/08/22/y...
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Yet another world issue resolved (#280)
Mayne Island, BC – You are about to witness the resolution of an issue that has paired typically peaceful individuals against one another around the world. Is it Ariana Grande and her mass? A…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As yet another deadline approaches, will the TACO-in-Chief fold again? #CUSMA
#47 dressed as a chicken
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Someone has gone and done something stupid, in the minds of Canadians! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/08/09/m...
Photo-op at G7 in Kananaskis in 2025.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The inaugural Milk Bag Award is here: dougzone22.wordpress.com
A 1.33 L bag of milk
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spidey is here! Why? Have a read: dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/07/20/s...
Spiderman
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is a spinoff in the making: Channel-ed Rivalry! Fittingly at the Hard Rock Stadium. #FuckFIFA
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@mindbodysoulnrg.bsky.social, is this true? #EnquiringCanadianMindsNeedToKnow
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Caught on camera: US Ambassador to Canada displays his recollection of #DJT's "brain", then seeks asylum!
Hoekstra gesturing the size of DJT's "brain".
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day!
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gracie: the articulated reticulated! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/g... #LeakeyTX
Gracie the giraffe
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Pope decries self-dousing this week as a means of quick entry into His "club"! #Vaticant #HeatwaveCanada
A pair of people dunk their heads in a Montreal fountain.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
dougzone22 has The News in Review II. dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/24/t...
Ancient skeletons in mass grave
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Dr Sho Jacobs 🍁 @shoshanahjacobs.ca · 24/06/2026
Wow. #Science www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/n...
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New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease
Daniel Cressy, 23, underwent gene therapy at Manning Family Children’s Hospital.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Switzerland announces starting line-up to face Canada at World Cup! #WorldCup2026
Swiss Army Guard
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Dawnbirdsong @dawnfronk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Only 90 pairs in the ENTIRE Great Lakes basin, Canada and the US.
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Dawnbirdsong @dawnfronk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That's our Piping Plover pair Pippin and Blaze!! Pippin is missing a foot but can still goose-step to woo his female. It was doubtful he could balance on the back of Blaze long enough to complete a copulation, but he proved them all wrong. That's what a REAL alpha male looks like. 😍
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
PP is upset his IPO didn't make him a  trillionaire. His IPO stands for "I pee outside".
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh, PP! #CDNpoli #ABpoli
PP fed up with staid maple leaf, is offering a new look leaf in hopes of appeasing separatist Albertans
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Only in Bathurst, NSW, AU! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/08/a...
Map of Bathurst, NSW, AU
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ontario legislature takes 21-week break!
mikee says he will need a lot of sun screen this year at unca duggy's caught edge!
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
More bloody dinosaurs found! Time for them to cut this shit out! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/06/02/b...
One of two new finds
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Walmart repurposing that shitty child carrier they sold last summer. #ElbowsUp #ShopCanadian
A Walmart ad ridiculed as a child carrier.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
PP is fed up being called a Billionaire Bootlicker when he isn't a billionaire.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Prince Edward Island to be invaded! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/05/14/p...
Aerial images of PEI before and after Hurricane Fiona.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Dinosaurs lived it up! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/05/06/d...
Monster attacks unsuspecting camper
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Breaking news in Canadaa: PP vs. Innuendo #CDNpoli
PP is concerned about rumours his "caucus" won't hold up in Parliament.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The premier of Ontario picks up an honorary degree from a 3rd-rate America college and his nepo-nephew has an idea! #ONpoli
The premier of Ontario picks up an honorary degree from a 3rd-rate America college and his nepo-nephew has an idea!
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hey, Trump get your exports to Canada under fucking control, before we negotiate a new CUSMA. #CanaadaStrong #ElbowsUP www.cbc.ca/news/science...
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A destructive, invasive insect has turned up in Ontario. In the U.S., people are told to stomp it | CBC News
A recent spotted lanternfly discovery in St. Catharines, Ont., is renewing concern about the destructive insect reaching Canada from the United States. Experts say the invasive insect poses a serious ...
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Shitters are closed! dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/04/24/e...
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Even Winners are losers! (#270)
(Ed. After researching the mental archive of publications under this banner, it has been determined this is the inaugural, back-to-back, crapper/cludgy/restroom/bog/can/restroom/WC/potty/shitter ar…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#ONpoli
mikee wants to defend unca duggy, but doesn't know what scrutinised means.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#ONpoli
mikee will buy unca dougee's plane and fly him around.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#ONpoli
Mikee can't wait to fly to work.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#CDNpoli
PP is tired of punching up and missing.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The J stands for Jesus.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Orion was bunged up. dougzone22.wordpress.com/2026/04/10/t...
Koch shows the toilet
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A decade later, it is obvious the master weather controllers at Environment Canada take vacation in April.
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