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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

The absolute disrespect from Kennedy Fuller to meg Calzada like that and immediately score a banger. You love to see it happening to the Thorns #bayfc #nwsl

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Bay turning around and scoring less than a minute after they weren't awarded a very obvious penalty is very fun fast karma #bayfc #nwsl

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

que golazo de estados unidos! mallory swanson takes a great touch on the penalty spot to receive the pass from michelle cooper and puts it away to bring the uswnt even with Spain! #uswnt

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

gol de estado unidos! ashley sanchez is in the middle of a 20 goal season in nwsl and makes it clear she intends to be scoring in Brazil next year with a great run and a great goal in the 49th minute in a friendly against Spain to put the uswnt on the board 2-1. #uswnt

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

Well, I guess the time has come to follow @til instead now? It was a good bot while it lasted.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Athenea clearly didn't watch the clip of Soph getting a red card vs Boston. That's how we're calling hair pulls

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Is that Ashley Sanchez's music I hear? She's been in the kinda mood where she might could score a hattie #uswnt

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Pippa🏒💙🤍❤️ @pippa.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

wheezing someone called the #PWHL #Hamilton jersey look “artisanal hot dogs” and now i cant unsee it 😭 #hnom

one of the hottest hockey players in the PWHL, Zoe Boyd, standing on the ice in her hockey kit for the new Hamilton team. It’s gold (yeah, kinda mustardy) with burnt orange and deep burgundy red accents.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Personally I think it would have been more fun if Sanchez had scored the Courage goal and Fishlock had scored a brace and the Reign had won 2-1 but it's always fun to be at Lumen and I finally got a Reign bobblehead to complete the Seattle women's sports triumvirate #ReignFC

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Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As a cyclical swiftie please here’s my PSA, live laugh love how you wish and don’t let me stop you, but you DO NOT have to buy everything she puts out!! If you like her music like I do just stream the songs you like, buy a nice vinyl if that’s your jam, call it a day! I hate manufactured scarcity 😭

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

RE: dair-community.social/@emilymbender… My theory on why there is so much mansplanation here is that there aren't people you can safely explain to. If you're an explainer on mastodon, your options are eight phds and six authors; if you explain, it's inevitably a […]

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

RE: mastodon.energy/@AndrewHenry/117294… Even if it turns out poutine is the orange chicken of canadian cuisine, la belle patate will always be on my list of places I have to visit every time I'm in Vancouver because poutine is amazing

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

RE: dair-community.social/@emilymbender… This is why the quote toot is the best way to discuss someone else’s post, imo

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

I didn't see the contact with her arm, but Kelyn Rowe saying Gorden got very similar contact on Fishlock's shot is enough confirmation for my bias.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

I don't think it's unreasonable to award a pk for a handball by Curry, by I do think it's a pk that is disproportionately likely to be awarded to teams playing against the Reign, and I am definitely 100% unbiased in saying that. #ReignFC

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

RE: twitter.com/FIFAWWC/status/21003142… I get what they're trying to say, but posting a "what pressure" post with zero fans visible is tough

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

It is a special kind of hell to talk to someone who wants you to just listen to them vent and not try to solve their problems, but their problems are trying and failing to get an llm to do something you personally know how to do pretty well.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

Brittany Ratcliffe scores an extremely "I'm wearing a bright orange ribbon so you can always see where I am" kinda goal to put the Reign up 2-0 in the 93rd. You love to see it #ReignFC

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Hell yeah Alex Buck puts one away immediately after Japan draws level to put the US back up 2-1. If you get into good spots consistently, one of them will go in eventually, and this one couldn’t have been better timed. #u20wwc

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Obviously, this is a U20 World Cup and so my expectations are different than for the full national team, but boy would this game be very different if Alex Buck had made some different decisions.

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 05/09/2026

Fun Friday Fact 👀 Goalkeepers have FOUR assists this season. There were only three in all of NWSL regular-season history entering 2026.

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 25/08/2026

A new piece on the board.

An image showcasing a Rave Green chess piece on a black backdrop. The piece is casting a long black shadow with a Coat of Arms in it. In the center of the image reads "8.25.26" in white text.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026

@anakin78z i dunno but that purple color makes me think that it would go great with some blueberries in a hot sauce or jelly

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Chris @ 🦣 @tenzochris.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

Your periodic reminder that lower league soccer is pretty great. #MADvCLT #MastodonFC #FediFC

The Flock End, singing “Team of Carmichaels” and brandishing cardboard cutouts with the faces of the various Carmichaels who are on the team.

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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 04/08/2026

A Champion, A Legend, A Reign from the very start. 👑

parody poster for Tobin Heath's retirement; shows her in OL Reign kit the year she scored the game-winning goal to clinch the NWSL Shield for OL Reign by one point over Portland. Legend.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

Ugh I made the mistake of clicking on a username today to try to find who a zombie post was addressing and found that the instance had been abandoned and the domain squatter redirected me through 600 pages to one of those "you have 12 billion viruses" pages. That seems like something that […]

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

We're watching the Fast and Furious movies in order, and it was a nice change of pace to watch the new Spiderman. The Odyssey was a rewatch to see it in 70mm IMAX, and somehow I liked it less than on the normal movie screen. #letterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

I’m watching the Angel City-Spirit match on delay and you can really tell Disney owns ESPN. The puns and references to Disney princesses from the commentators are very fun, but I think I prefer it when the pitch is always in view when the ball is in play, personally. #nwsl

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026

Hey, uh... the Sounders are like, real bad #Sounders

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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 17/08/2026

Honestly it's a small coup that we made it through one half without giving up a goal

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026

Over the years my attention has naturally drifted from the Sounders to the Reign, and lemme tell you after attending the Reign's Pride night on Friday, I was completely unprepared for how incredibly straight the Sounders' Pride match is tonight. #Sounders

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

MLS needs to shift the league schedule to "alternate timeline where we jail big oil execs and get serious about addressing global warming in the 1990s."

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 15/08/2026

Tic-Tac-Mercado Maddie Mercado notches her 6th goal of the season 👏

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026

Pride night at the Reign was very fun. Mercado as player of the match was well-deserved, and being in Lumen on a warm summer evening remains one of the best ways to catch a soccer game. #ReignFC #NWSL

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Leander Lindahl @leanderlindahl.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

I don't get the argument that public institutions "have to be where people are". Why? Pornhub has about the same amount of monthly active users as X. No one thinks our EU commissioners or the Swedish parliament must be on Pornhub. In the pre-socials era no one expected the prime minister to […]

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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Do not yell at me simply because I am in front of you and the people responsible for the problems are not. It is extremely unpleasant.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

They said they had the floodlights on for Algeria-Malawi because of the solar eclipse onfthe broadcast, and I think I might have had a hard time concentrating on the game if I were playing (which is why I suppose is part of why I'm not a professional soccer player). #wafcon

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Listening to this bein commentator say "of course we know Tabitha plays for Lyonnes but did you know Temwa plays for the Current" and however, while I was aware that Temwa has a sister, I thought it was a "her sister also plays" situation and it wasn't until this wafcon I found out it's an "oh […]

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

It was never going to work, but Kadzere running off after the ref waved off the yellow and before she showed red was extremely funny.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

@JessTheUnstill you've been marked safe from toxoplasma gondii

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026

RE: flipboard.com/@theoregonian/portlan… You hate to see this for Mormon Messi. She’s been such a delight in the Thorns’ attack and I was hoping to see her playing in Brazil next summer.

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

Reign Wars: The Fishel Awakens is one of the best in the franchise

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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 10/08/2026

Cannot wait to watch Laura Harvey's post-game I'm sure it'll be uneventful

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

astonishing that wasn't a penalty, let alone being called as a foul on Mercado for ??? dangerously allowing herself to be blindsided ??? I guess ???

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Doug Wade @dougwade.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

As a completely unbiased observer, that's a pk for Mercado not a foul against... and it looks like Harvey is trying to start something after a too strong handshake with a member of the Angel City coaching staff??? #ReignFC #nwsl

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