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DouglasBaldwin

@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social
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God called me. It was an assdial.

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I want his sack to be yea big and jigglin’
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“no mater” Motherless bastards
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reitwoman.bsky.social @reitwoman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Thanks!
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
They hung Mussolini from a meathook.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yes Bowman, we do not take you or your eyeliner seriously.
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🌺HippiesRule🌺 @teresa555.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you only watch one thing on sm today, let it be this! Do not give up hope. "Fight and believe"
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Benign numb benign
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What the fuck makes you think you got a handle on what the average American is far less what their thoughts are. You’re a tar sucking bloviator whose cliché schtick is blown out. Shopworn gasbag.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Here’s Billy Paul belching out the old standard “Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Cyber Trucks Paintball
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
TOAST
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I got your Waldo right here
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Blow me.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Who Bibi? Child mass murderer.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
See, the Nazi tactic is to accuse your adversary of what you are guilty of. There is, however a much less ham handed way of doing it.
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fetterman and Maher were nyucking it up over how funny it was to say "Quiet Piggy" to female reporters who ask about him raping children at Epstein's? Are you fucking kidding me? Also, FUCK BILL MAHER. If you're still going on his show, you're part of the problem, as well.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nee how brown cow?
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Yes it’s true. It’s all about the education. That’s it. The education.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’m quite enjoying no-fucks-given Senator Tina Smith.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Free horse near the dangerous Colorado border. Please party sensibly,
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Alan (who me) Dishoshitz tries the antisemitism angle. That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fry
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Patent lies swallowed by idiots and promulgated by foreign agitators.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The performers remain unmolested.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Anybody can smell McDonalds
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NotCIAreally @stoplossmaxwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And a junkie
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
They are now seizing people’s homes in Georgia via eminent domain to build power lines for a $17 billion data center.🤬🤬🤬 It is time for all of us to come together to stop these mass surveillance centers. It is the fight that will determine whether humanity has a future at all.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Cornholer extraordinaire
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Actually if you cross your legs when you swim in shit you still don’t get away clean.
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Phil Hendrie @philhendrie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
🤌
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ball room?
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Asparagus urine. Preferred.
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This one is a bit more accurate
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That’s one of them infa red jobs innit ? Just needs a new transducer probably.
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🦋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊® @thorchrs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Roberty Flea has the look of the turtle.
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Penguin2026™️ @penguin20212.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@cmr2.bsky.social who knew that @thekevina.bsky.social was all you can eat?
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LorriefromCanada @lorriefmp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
🙏
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Honey pot You are making me crazy I’m in love but I’m lazy Bring that honey pot home.
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