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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The new Raffi album is going to be so hardcore
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Imagine having Bezos' money and not having Mark Hamill do the ceremony in Joker voice
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
@dasharez0ne.bsky.social just tell me where to point the seed box
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
We need these specialists so people living with the most severe cases of addiction and their families have at least 1 professional that they don't have to endure takes like this from.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Just read a headline that Pope Leo knows what it's like to have a MAGA family member. Unfortunately relatable.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social the ratio of quotes to likes has me wheezing
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The year is 2032: I accidentally pronounce the word chipotle correctly while talking to someone on the phone and the entire restaurant goes quiet knowing that I only have minutes left before ICE hauls me away to a black site
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If you could name 1 single normal and good religion then this wouldn't be a hot take
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Painting by Dan Reeder 1991 "I defend the stupid pope against the stupid humanists"
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It's not yet justice until everyone that took her away is dragged away
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Why limit my art like that? It can be both
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Someone should've turned that one guy's tv off and put on marketplace a long time ago.
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Let's get one thing clear: I stand with the Trans community. Bigots cannot erase the existence of Trans folks with an executive order any more than they can change the color of the sky or stop the sun from rising. We all need to stand up and speak out - and fast!
sonic the hedgehog runs towards the camera looking determined with the northern lights and a dark, abstract, winter landscape behind him
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It's not about safety though that's the excuse they'll claim. It's about policing minorities. Woof woof! You can't eat out of my bowl, Other!
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Really well said. I think all humans do this. It's easiest to detect when you watch a child do it. We just want to be right for its own sake. Considering opposing views without strawmanning is peak intellect.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
ME: *eating a quarter inch slice of rosemary gouda and a mound of kimchi right before bed* this is great. Im listening to my body. it must have needed this
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Shouldn't Slotkin just be yes anding? Like if the goal is to help and Slotkin doesn't like the term oligarchy wouldn't it be cooler to suggest an alternative? Maybe "sabbotage" or "treason"
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You dont have to be mobilized into direct action in order to feel the shift of increased class consciousness that's all around us right now
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Hannah sounds like a real American hero to me
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Y'all know this is the funniest shit ever right?
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"It's just heritage" -racists who refuse to admit that their heritage contains a lot of ingrained racism. "I guess this is just the human condition to fear different people and..." -racist apologists It's okay to love your racist grandma y'all, but you don't have to make excuses for them.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Mommy and Daddy are just working through some things right now sweetie...
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
We laugh but it is a technical challenge to backup data. Cloud storage providers have engaged in a ton of anti-consumer behavior to ensnare the bulk of consumers into doing the opposite of this advice.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
But when will they release his long-form criminal history?
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Now do you see why we so very badly need this tech making high level decisions Ed? @edzitron.com
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is all exceedingly petty and stupid if the IRS complies they have one less reason not to revoke it for churches too but we all know this regime is not afraid of hypocrisy. Welcome to Gilead I guess.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
"I venture the challenging statement that if American democracy ceases to move forward as a living force, seeking day and night by peaceful means to better the lot of our citizens, fascism will grow in strength in our land." -Franklin Roosevelt November 4, 1938
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What leaks? I thought they were clear on opsec
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WUNC News @wunc.org · 15/04/2025
The National Center for Environmental Health was hollowed out in the cuts of 10,000 federal health workers on April 1. That's the same day an assessment of people hurt in floods was set to begin. www.wunc.org/2025-04-15/d...
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DOGE cut a CDC team as it was about to start a project to help N.C. flood victims
The National Center for Environmental Health was hollowed out in the cuts of 10,000 federal health workers on April 1. That's the same day an assessment of people hurt in floods was set to begin.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Documents include a photo of known nihilists quoted as saying "We believe in nussink Lebowski"
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Palantir marketing guy came up with this format after playing Cards Against Humanity
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If he was really from NC he would take his shirt off and spin like a helicopter @guyfiery.bsky.social
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
HELP ME, ICE! BEFORE I COMMIT A THOUGHTCRIME AGAIN!
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"Living the dream!"
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Finally found the answer to "hows it going?"
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Maybe it's not all brands. Adobe has a really consistent track record of anticonsumer behavior. They are deserving of feral hostility.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Im going to take this opportunity to come out of the closet as BIG gay for consensual PIV intercourse. Lisa, if you're reading this put the kids in front of the TV and meet me in the guest bedroom!
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
"do we, or don’t we want large corporations to face any sort of oversight and accountability for abusing consolidated market power. The government’s answer, in telecom and media’s case, was a resounding no." Very well written @karlbode.com!
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Cowboys never apologize. @bobbylewis.bsky.social Now me? I'm a blunt and sling guy and I will apologize to any of your new followers with a pet, baby, or glass object within range of my chronic and projectiles.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Parenting is like having an open-flame cooking something that'll take about 30 years to be ready. You don't HAVE to watch it every second, but the danger increases with each minute you look away and you'll want to have some help making sure it doesn't burn the house down while you go poop
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William SRD @williamsrd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Bank run? Nah, it's still there
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I was at a protest today. Where do I go to get my check from George Soros?
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Did you crash the economy?
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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Salad up, son: Tuna. Nut. No spud, alas. #palindrome
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's almost like there's some kind incentive to tell the richest guy in the world what he wants to hear even when there's overwhelming evidence to the contrary. If only we had all heard a parable about exactly this type of thing.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points. And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is what husbands are for.
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Waluigi's Insurance Call-Center @double-ues.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Mark Cuban likes to speak in 3rd person
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