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@dorks.bsky.social
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“World-renowned” and “everyone’s favorite” online poster; the one with the broken antler and bad film opinions. pfp: uglygirlswag

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jelly @koalabear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if u are in the GOP fandom u seriously have to check out this new movie Digger out now
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you are still taking them, would love to see my guy in a Re-Animator/mad scientist get up! imgur.com/a/oemiQqV
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫑🫑🫑 youtu.be/8FEFClgA37E?...
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Exactly Where I'm At
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saying "He's so over just being Rover" to myself in the mirror every morning as high pitched as I can get.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna start singing this every single morning and see if that like, helps with my life in some way. youtu.be/fQ3s6SxPD64?...
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Teacher's Pet OST Track 02 - I Wanna Be a Boy
YouTube video by ScandalousAshley
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Instead of submitting a ballot to NYT, here's my favorite shows until I change my mind in another half hour when I remember more.
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jelly @koalabear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me as smarties (candy)
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jelly @koalabear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🕸🕷🕸
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
welcome to 28!!!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enjoy your Stiller’s!!!!!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
:engorged: :smiles: means a lot!!! :engorged: :smiles:
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He always finds a way to make me smile, even when forcing the world’s worst animated movie he pulled from the ether moments ago on me. He’s caring and always remembers the little details/joys in life I often forget to cherish. In return, all he asks for is fridge healthily stocked with Diet Coke.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today also marks 1 full year of the love of my life moving in with me, the dude who has changed my world for the better. He’s been there for me through everything, from 3 hour Rosenstock sets to our trips to Tamagotchi Land. I love him so dearly. Thanks for everything Pete!! @koalabear.bsky.social
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got a pic of the set list for those curious, several passages that were just NUTSO
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
3 straight hours of Jeff Rosenstock felt like another planet. Saw the original Worry tour but seeing that album in full a full decade later on a rooftop overlooking the sunset on the Brooklyn Bridge was deeply moving. My body feels like a pile of spaghetti now. Don’t know how they did it!!!!!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i hum this on most days youtu.be/N8pnuMAOE_E?...
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Schenectady
YouTube video by Jon Brion - Topic
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My day has come
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
James looked like a saint up there
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still processing the fact that I just saw 45:33 performed live!!!!!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hey….who is this….
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ren🚗🏝️🌭 @cerealmascot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my friends fursona :)
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
been thinking about this all day, a perfect lamp….
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ren🚗🏝️🌭 @cerealmascot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m 50 years young!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey guys! Listening to the album Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman!
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Saba @kingsabear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You know what they say about leaving pie on the windowsill. Featuring @projectendo.bsky.social @moopleaf.bsky.social and myself
Cartoon jackalope puts a fresh pie on a windowsill as the smell of it carries a hungry squirrel to the pie.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Faves of the year so far, it’s really been an amazing year for genre flicks!
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thanks a million again!!!!
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wolfie 🔜 MFF @wolfgirl420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
some icons @/batstrogen @/dorks @/kate.dog @/legendaryd0gs
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
are you being mean to me?
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🍀John Trickroom🍀 @galinbookshelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
youre telling me an Um Jammed this Lammy?
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who remembers glue?
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hi! hi! Patches my pal what is up
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I challenged myself to find the stupidest thing possible to store my weed in and I think I nailed it.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Big thanks to @rabbitpatches.bsky.social for this impromptu doodle yesterday at ANE. A real top tier Dorks look.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pete is standing near me and radiating an energy that can't be described with words? what is he plotting? something bad? something good? is this because he has made the tough decision to no longer eat sugar (a key part of his personality)? "can you remind everyone that i'm Cute?" - Pete watching me
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
what’s wrong babe? i haven’t heard you listening to MJ Lenderman all day? you’re telling me you DON’T want to listen to Manning Fireworks 4 times today? not even one Wristwatch?
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey Guys! I’m at the AMC getting Rhett & Link’s Good Mythical Mix! Yup, can’t call it a Movie Night without a big cup of Mythical Berry-Nilla Blast Sprite to sip on! Love my Rhett & Link soda!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a box of 30 corn dogs is only $10 at your local Sam’s Club. a deal you’ll never beat!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏 youtu.be/AL9asgAKgNU?...
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Friends
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
happy birthday!!!!!
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Toby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Moments like this are what cinema is all about.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
related to Coyote’s very literal sisyphean identity crisis in Coyote VS ACME more than I thought would be possible!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if you ever find out what happened to me, hold on to that thought youtu.be/Pq6XgA1B5GA?...
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Westside Cowboy - Well Done Kid, You Did It (Visualiser)
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Blue and black tire track torn through a beautiful doe
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Moop @moopleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jelly moop (joop)
My wyrm dragon fursona but he's jelly with little sparkles ( acrylic paint pen and highlighter)
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