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@dorks.bsky.social
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“World-renowned” and “everyone’s favorite” online poster; the one with the broken antler and bad film opinions. pfp: uglygirlswag

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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Folks, I have some bad news!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Instead of submitting a ballot to NYT, here's my favorite shows until I change my mind in another half hour when I remember more.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He always finds a way to make me smile, even when forcing the world’s worst animated movie he pulled from the ether moments ago on me. He’s caring and always remembers the little details/joys in life I often forget to cherish. In return, all he asks for is fridge healthily stocked with Diet Coke.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today also marks 1 full year of the love of my life moving in with me, the dude who has changed my world for the better. He’s been there for me through everything, from 3 hour Rosenstock sets to our trips to Tamagotchi Land. I love him so dearly. Thanks for everything Pete!! @koalabear.bsky.social
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got a pic of the set list for those curious, several passages that were just NUTSO
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
3 straight hours of Jeff Rosenstock felt like another planet. Saw the original Worry tour but seeing that album in full a full decade later on a rooftop overlooking the sunset on the Brooklyn Bridge was deeply moving. My body feels like a pile of spaghetti now. Don’t know how they did it!!!!!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My day has come
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
James looked like a saint up there
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still processing the fact that I just saw 45:33 performed live!!!!!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Faves of the year so far, it’s really been an amazing year for genre flicks!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey Guys! I’m at the AMC getting Rhett & Link’s Good Mythical Mix! Yup, can’t call it a Movie Night without a big cup of Mythical Berry-Nilla Blast Sprite to sip on! Love my Rhett & Link soda!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a box of 30 corn dogs is only $10 at your local Sam’s Club. a deal you’ll never beat!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Met and was killed last night by my personal hero Little Death! What an honor!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
would you place an eBay order for him at 1am
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pete went toy crazy last night
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I Will Get A Boating License And Maximize Boat Life
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Shouts out to the sewer grate from IT!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shouts out to the FBI!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
they asked to join
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the 2026 albums featuring: the one and only "SETH" From Deltarune: Chapter 5!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m buying you a couple Arby’s Sliders
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hitting that classic deer in headlights expression you’ve all grown to expect…. truly incredible commission from @wolfgirl420.bsky.social
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
SHE HAS A WIDE VARIETY OF MUSICAL TASTES OK???
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
gets left on a hot dog roller for 12 hours
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
everyone else has a giant binder of every single ticket stub from their last 17+ years of theater going, right?
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#HowIveBeenFeeling
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
incredibly important gif that @cerealmascot.bsky.social made for me in 2021 during a very dark and evil period of my life (we watched The Loud House Movie)
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You'll break your neck on
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
this stupid doodle pete did of Avi from Long Story Short has been in my trunk since thanksgiving and i get so mad everytime i see it, i slam my trunk and forget until i open it again and the process repeats
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Impeccable comment section
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
How it feels to leave a theater after 8 full hours of peering into hell and enduring unending horrific misery
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
At the Satantango screening and one of the heads of the theater just said to me, “I can’t believe it but we are actually about to break even on this showing”.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Planning to see all 7 and a half hours of Satantango in theaters with Pete this weekend. We are making supply and check lists to prepare.
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
whoops, I think I got stoned and completely forgot to post this wonderful Dorks by @repoghost.bsky.social from a few months ago.......unfortunately in character!
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Dorks Walmart @dorks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Listening party last night was so cool, enjoyed standing around and locking eyes with strangers every couple of minutes to look at each other in disbelief and grooving.
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