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Christopher Helton

@dorkland.itch.io
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Nonbinary tabletop RPG designer, publisher, editor and fan of comics and music. Hire me for your projects! ENnie nominated blogger, one time ENnie winner. I used to write about gaming/pop culture at the Bleeding Cool & EN World websites. (they/them)

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Graphic Policy @graphicpolicy.com · 36m
Altered States: Warlords #4 preview. Will Vampirella join John Carter and Dejah Thoris and save Barsoom... or destroy it? #comics #comicbooks graphicpolicy.com/2026/10/06/previe…
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Preview: Altered States: Warlords #4
Will Vampirella join John Carter and Dejah Thoris and save Barsoom... or destroy it?
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14h
Bumping for the start-of-the-week crowd! 😀
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Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ @eliseswords.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Trans Authors, For Trans Awareness Month (exact dates Nov 1st-15th), I'm putting together a Trans SciFi & Fantasy Bundle. (Note: its best to submit a book you won't be using for my Trantasy & Queer Fantasy bundle, running Dec 20th -Jan something 😉) Sign up form: is on my discord or I can DM it!
Trans Fantasy & SciFi 
Itch Bundle
Nov 1-15th

Eligibility & Genre: 
The author is trans -including nonbinary- and the book is some form of Fantasy or Scifi.
Plot-central trans (and LGBTQIA+) themes are welcome, but not required.

Genre NOTE: I am hosting a Trantasy Bundle in Dec (20th-Jan 10th) for fantasy, so if you wish to participate in that too, please enter a different book in each bundle, if possible.

Preorders: Pre-orders are welcome, if your book releases within 5 weeks of the bundle's end date. Please state the release date in your Itch book description, so readers know when they can download your book.

Categories: YA and Adult Fiction, novellas and full length novels.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 46m
They could even bring in a hero with no face.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 54m
Maybe even let them travel. Like hard traveling heroes...or something.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 57m
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Pictures Or It Didnt Happen Felicia Day
Alt: Pictures Or It Didnt Happen Felicia Day
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Phillip Iscove @pmiscove.bsky.social · 1h
If you want to “Babylon” Digger, go for it. It didn’t work for me but you do you, but it’s irresponsible to spend $180 million dollars on this movie and ultimately the price tag is what’s going to hurt auteur filmmaking moving forward. Birdman cost $18 million FWIW.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
Also, when and if Skydance crumbles, DC will be one of the last things to be sold off. Why? They own too much recognizable and cheap to exploit (from the viewpoint of movie production) IP that can keep a company afloat for as long as DC has existed.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
I don't know that he really thinks about empathy, or else he wouldn't insist on photo ops of him personally destroying personal belongings in homeless encampments he has ordered to be torn down. Of course, he could just mean something else by empathy.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
"my leftist era" is doing a lot of work here.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 3h
These are the layups. All these actions are crimes. All the perjuries are crimes. Find one vicious bastard prosecutor and have them chew through these ICE/DHS cases starting Day One. Just enforce the law! The lowest bar possible!
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
He also thinks that he's liked.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
I've been on Blogger since before Google bought it, and there used to be all sorts of analytics that were part of the back end of the site. Google took them out a couple of years ago.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
He buckled because Newsom leaned on him.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
I mean, sure, there are still options in places like NYC or LA, and other big cities, but these are becoming few and far between. The path to classic taken by movies like Blade Runner or 2001 just aren't there anymore. And Hollywood took all that for granted and destroyed it.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
had cheaper paths to being exposed to movies are dying off. Video stores are gone. The late night movie shows on TV stations and basic cable are gone. Hell, basic cable and movie channels are dying out. Our cable system charges ridiculous amounts to get channels like TCM, TNT or TBS.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 1h
The days of the "cult classic" movie that develops an audience and understanding after an official release is the past, and it was Hollywood itself who destroyed the process of creating movies having a success outside of its life cycle. Second run and drive in theaters that...
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 5h
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 3h
I was looking at his website recently, thinking about ordering some stuff, when I saw he offered digital comics.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 9h
Just found out that Matt Howarth died. One of the purest examples of the explosion of creativity that happened in American comics in the 1980s, his weird take on genre tropes was totally individual and uncommercial. RIP.
Cover of an issue of SAVAGE HENRY by Matt Howarth
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 9h
TODAY: @zachrabiroff.com in conversation with the artist Dave McKean on the current and coming horrors of AI in art. "We’re entering a world of insanity. And I mean that quite literally. We’re not going to be able to discern what is real and what is not real." flaminghydra.com/issue-662/#a...
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Culture warrior
Dave McKean and Zach Rabiroff on the gathering storm in AI, art, and ethics
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 8h
Unfortunately, there are a lot of nerds who think that this is the approach to properties, too.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 8h
And honestly, that's good enough for me.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 8h
I think that overall Gunn is better about that, but yeah. I've read the comics. I can read the comics again, if I want to. I don't really need to see a comic story again as a movie. I'm not a big fan of the comic either honestly. The comics have addressed it as "Kara was working through some shit."
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HBO MaXXXinoparsnip @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social · 9h
Random question because I really have no concept of how to do this anymore, but are any movie sites looking for content for National Coming Out Day? Worked on kind of a thing i wouldn't mind putting somewhere.
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 9h
The ad market monopsony has been a disaster for news, and civic life. And now with shitty AI summaries killing web traffic, it's gotten worse. My company's web traffic has dropped by 75%. And I sell things directly; it's even worse for advertising supported media.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 9h
I think that you meant to link to something Black Kiss related and didn't?
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Mike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 11h
A little late, but here it is: in which I talk about some naughty comics, with a cameo by @amythunderjam.bsky.social! www.progressiveruin.com/2026/10/05/n...
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Not being prurient in the slightest. – Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin
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Amy "Thunderjam" Chase @amythunderjam.bsky.social · 11h
To be clear, my cameo is not ON a naughty cover. 😉 I love talking shop (and at the shop) with Mike! He has a wealth of information, especially for someone like me who is nostalgic for her behind-the-counter days. Seeing naughty Bug Wars and Gastronomique covers piqued my curiosity on this trend.
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Simon Bowland @simonbowland.bsky.social · 11h
I still need to find 7-8 regular/monthly lettering gigs to enable me to continue paying my mortgage! My experience includes: • 23 years as a full-time letterer for Marvel, DC, Image, etc • 30 years handling print/pre-press/production tasks • 20 years hitting non-stop weekly deadlines for 2000AD
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 11h
Although I don't remember paying for signatures this year at Tampa Bay Comic Con. I only had one book that I wanted to get signed, but I never saw him. Last year at the con was much more expensive for signatures for me.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 11h
I honestly don't mind creators charging for signatures at a convention. Those tables are ridiculously expensive, and if I'm not buying anything from them, I get it. I'm much more bothered by the guy at the front of a line with 50 things to get signed wasting my time. That's a bigger concern.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 11h
Can I also add that if we're going to get super-hero movies, there should be more original stories and fewer adaptations of comics. Like, Supergirl would have been so much better if it hadn't had the drag of weird choices of things to change in the adaptation. Just make cool stories.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 15h
If you haven’t already registered to vote, today is your last chance! You can still register to vote until 11:59 PM tonight so if you haven't already done so, get on it y'all!  Visit AngieNixon.com/vote to learn more about registering to vote!  Let’s win this, Florida! #AngieForFlorida
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Alberto_ @pencilinpain.bsky.social · 14h
For a long time, we've been predicting Disney would begin outsourcing Marvel and licensing their business to third parties. Well, it's already happening.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 14h
I know so many of you who need this.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. - Version with ALT text! Thank you @virginiaopossum.bsky.social for the help!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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LANana #🟦 Punk Bitch @lanana421.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@anita1956.bsky.social, this is the coolest gift ever!!! Thank you so much 💓 Of course, I had to immediately fill it with my sewing gear 🧵🪡 😄 🙌 🫶
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Christopher Chiu-Tabet @cctabet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My report on the Dan Boultwood case. I would like to apologise to @mad-swilliams.bsky.social for not getting this story out in a more timely fashion; and I would also like to thank the staff of Snaresbrook Crown Court for sharing a copy of the judge's sentencing remarks.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 01/10/2026
She is absolutely right about the lack of coverage this whole thing. If it hadn't been for this piece, I never would have known any of this had happened. Guys, stay the fuck away from teenagers.
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Dan Boultwood pleaded guilty to sexual offenses involving a minor
The British artist was given a suspended three-year sentence earlier this year for grooming a 15-year old fan in 2010.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 30/09/2026
I bet that was an interesting thesis.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 28/09/2026
We're coming into the holiday shopping season. Mail services everywhere are crap, and if you want to get print copies of #RPG stuff for friends and family (or even yourself) you'll want to think about ordering soon! Check out my wares on DriveThruRPG and plan your holiday shopping soon!
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 30/09/2026
I've seen videos about what MAHA wellness influencers are doing with their pee, and it is horrible. And don't forget that they age their pee as part of the process. So, like months old pee.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Immediately bought one. I don't even care if I don't wear it outside of a sleep shirt.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Japanese Convenience Stores: Inside Konbini Culture – Bokksu Snack Box
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Japanese Convenience Stores: Inside Konbini Culture
Japanese convenience stores, known locally as konbini, are a cornerstone of daily life and culture in Japan. Far more than just places to grab a quick snack, these stores are renowned for their high s...
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 30/09/2026
If I remember correctly, Miller wasn't who started the whole divorce process, anyway.
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O @omagus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not understanding the why of crate digging really encapsulates the disconnect between those pushing AI and the people they have never convinced to embrace it.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Thank you for your time on this character, despite all the fandoms involved. Your run, and Robinson's, have been my favorites on Wanda and have made up for so much crap that has accumulated around the character.
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