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Doremus Heller

@doremusheller.bsky.social
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Reporting live from our national delusion. I build stories, and systems.

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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Empire doesn’t want people knowing about this band, because of its blatant Wookism. But Ghetto Wookie will NOT be censored!
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Sympathy for a Wookie
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Tonight’s look: campaign cosplay meets community theater meltdown. When the performance matters more than the facts, just add face paint and call it leadership. Standing ovation from the mirror only. #TrumpsStateOfDelusion
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The most creative band in the universe? That’s not up to the lawyers. You decide.
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Don't Sue Us, Uncle George
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Given that the other fucker is dead…at this point shouldn’t we start calling them the Trump Survivors?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Feel every piece of this.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I made $13.50 for staying the hell home.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If I have it correct…Democratic “leadership” is currently engaged in deep debate about whether to fund…(checking notes)…a mad king’s literal private gestapo. A debate on which they will almost certainly cave. About right?
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a trench coat says it 's just a question on a netflix ad
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Rhonda 🌊 @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If a history book needed the nutshell quote for MAga, here it is. Again.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Great enough?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
No, it is NOT a cult! His words are honeyed erudition! open.spotify.com/track/60c0RM...
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It's Not a Cult
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Sheila O’Flanagan @sheilawriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
As always Marina nails it www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Masked thugs, sneering elites and terrified citizens: a picture of the US today. We used to have a name for this | Marina Hyde
Truly, I am the country’s biggest fan. But in the spirit of free speech its leaders apparently love, here’s a few things the rest of the world needs them to know, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/01/2026
It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Seems like they should give these guys heavy weapons and let them run wild with no accountability. Fuck, let them do meth on the job. 🤷🏼
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
An astute way of framing the challenge from @maddow.bsky.social: How will you say no?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Happening Here.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ICE is responsible for 67 percent of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If you were wondering how the Alex Petri playbook was going to go, it’s on page 46
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Imagine someone saying this one the senate floor.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This center cannot hold.
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Good afternoon from downtown Chicago, where despite heavy snowfall, thousands have gathered for an anti-ICE/CBP demonstration in solidarity with the Twin Cities. More are still streaming in. Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
More of this. American military showing up to protect American citizens from threats.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hmm?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Such a beautiful natural phenomenon.
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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nullifie @nullifie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is the Twin Towers Correctional Facility in Los Angeles, which is operated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. The department regularly collaborates with ICE and assists in screening immigrants for deportation.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Murder. Full stop.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It is happening here. Right. The fuck. Now. a.co/d/8V3GZSg
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Get. The fuck. Out. open.spotify.com/track/3aojoU...
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From the Minneapolis community on Reddit: Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts
Explore this post and more from the Minneapolis community
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Get Out (of Minneapolis)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2026
A photo of Trump at Davos today (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Well in his defense he is senile, demented, crazy and stupid.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
open.spotify.com/album/5RCW8G... Listen in good health and love, fam.
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F**K THAT GUY
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
www.onetrueinfotainment.com/oti/irish-co... The ai media machine I built to mirror ours doesn’t think a certain madman is stopping at Greenland…
onetrueinfotainment.com
Emerald Island: Enemy Outpost?
The White House unveils paper-thin justifications for stabilizing Ireland before it does something suspicious.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is what to do when infotainers who lie for profit try to dominate the national narrative. Well done, young man.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“How dare they disrupt our holy places! What woke monster would do such a thing?!”
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hey, Chicago, were you at? The DHL Agency is proud to present the Second City with the anthem for Sunday’s epic matchup. If you’re here you gotta Beardown suno.com/s/K6IFiDtbW2...
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Bear Down
Listen and make your own on Suno.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is usually about the point where someone with a red hat screams about overreacting and TDS. This only happens because we let it.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Be careful now, maga mommies. Does the new face of domestic terrorism look familiar? That old saying about one wrong turn? That’s literally how far you are from death and total dishonor. She died for turning her steering wheel AWAY from the shooter. Think on it…? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Renee Nicole Good: Who was the woman killed by ICE in Minneapolis?
A mother of three and award-winning poet, Good's sudden death sparks protests across the US.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This story pairs exquisitely with our mad king’s “oil fund controlled by me” legal musings of earlier. We live in a place past satire, out in the swampland where who knows what can bite us.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Woke up today in a world where a madman has already toppled Venezuela and is now drooling over Columbia, Mexico and Greenland. There oughta be a book about this… www.amazon.com/When-Happene...
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When It Happened Here: an American Production
When It Happened Here: an American Production [Heller, Doremus] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. When It Happened Here: an American Production
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A half-bright carnival barker rides America’s appetite for viral outrage to absolute power. What could go wrong? Available now in paperback and digital. Read with caution in 2026… a.co/d/dCyMesj
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Forecastive media ai came up with this idea months ago. According to People Magazine today, Leader copied the idea. Which is fiction? 🤷🏼 www.onetrueinfotainment.com/oti/badgers-...
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This 100 percent AI website has been watching our real media hourly and creating content. It doesn’t think we’re gonna see any revealing files today. www.onetrueinfotainment.com/oti/dogfiles...
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White House Orders Airstrikes After Venezuelan Dog Steals Bad Friend Files
Officials say a foreign canine infiltrated the DOJ, seized the Bad Friend Files, and fled on a smuggling vessel. Grundy responds with bombs.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I feel a certain guilty giggle when I post real chicago life scenes for terrified elderly white men who want Fox News to be real.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It has been suggested that I don’t sufficiently market my new novel, so please let me say this: Many books have been written. This is, without question, one of them. Thank you for your attention to this matter. a.co/d/eKt1ZMb
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Mine actually tried to leave. I had to use staples.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I bet TODAY we’ll get the Epstein files!
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
If they understood the words irony or shame…
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
So…they just declared women officially conquered?
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