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Doremus Heller

@doremusheller.bsky.social
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Reporting live from our national delusion. I build stories, and systems.

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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Empire doesn’t want people knowing about this band, because of its blatant Wookism. But Ghetto Wookie will NOT be censored!
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Sympathy for a Wookie
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi! Long-time viewer, first-time caller. Thanks for having me. Question: why doesn’t the Empire want anyone to know about this band? Blatant Wookism?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’d join it. He doesn’t roll over and play dead for maga.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
He’s a buddy of mine. Brilliant, complex cat.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Tonight’s look: campaign cosplay meets community theater meltdown. When the performance matters more than the facts, just add face paint and call it leadership. Standing ovation from the mirror only. #TrumpsStateOfDelusion
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Well, the mirror and…
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It's Not a Cult Video
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
She’s Christian. The syphilis king is a truth-teller. Wookies are naturally hairless. Etc. am I doing maga right?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The most creative band in the universe? That’s not up to the lawyers. You decide.
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Don't Sue Us, Uncle George
YouTube video by Ghetto Wookie
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Given that the other fucker is dead…at this point shouldn’t we start calling them the Trump Survivors?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Feel every piece of this.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I made $13.50 for staying the hell home.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My bet in #46 - Epstein's Engine! It's SO fast.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Is that a threat or a thank you from Graham?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Neobrownshirt couture is the new thing!
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Mhhmm. Why isn't compliance with the Epstein Files release mandate in any budget demands?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fuck that guy.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If I have it correct…Democratic “leadership” is currently engaged in deep debate about whether to fund…(checking notes)…a mad king’s literal private gestapo. A debate on which they will almost certainly cave. About right?
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Rhonda 🌊 @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
And she stepped to beat his fool ass. Imagine TACO getting spritzed by a crazed brown person. Diaper change time.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
There has never been a fascist movement in history that allowed unfettered gun access its subjects. If magats could spell history that might give them pause in their synchronized jackbooting parades.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It’s #NotACult!
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We’ll always have the trans horde trying to drag our children off for lunchtime gender reassignment. 🤷‍♂️
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I hear him every time I moisturize.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I liked his film work better, honestly.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
MFA. Author. Business gooner. Nazis can fuck forever off.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"We will do this. They will obey or we will send masked men to murder them for your freedom!"
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
They are chasing suspected brown people into--stay with me for this--embassies. Foreign Embassies.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Her main credentials include botched surgery, pancake makeup and a lusty embrace of ignorance.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Pack instinct.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You guys are bad at this. A far more apt headline would be “Trump Blathers Again Like Demented Klan Member at End of Bar”
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Man I loved Spinal Tap.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If a history book needed the nutshell quote for MAga, here it is. Again.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Fuck That Guy
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Great enough?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“No, he’s brilliant! 9th dimensional chess!”
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It's Not a Cult
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Preach. My book is kinda about saying that to Nazi cunts.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
No, it is NOT a cult! His words are honeyed erudition! open.spotify.com/track/60c0RM...
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It's Not a Cult
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Teddy always looks like someone told AI to make phlegm into a person.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
To get that truckstop restroom mop bucket to snivel in this manner...yeah, it must be.
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Sheila O’Flanagan @sheilawriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
As always Marina nails it www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Masked thugs, sneering elites and terrified citizens: a picture of the US today. We used to have a name for this | Marina Hyde
Truly, I am the country’s biggest fan. But in the spirit of free speech its leaders apparently love, here’s a few things the rest of the world needs them to know, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’m thinking about a sandwich for lunch.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Consider another line of work, lads.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/01/2026
It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Seems like they should give these guys heavy weapons and let them run wild with no accountability. Fuck, let them do meth on the job. 🤷🏼
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Based on your profile, may I humbly submit this near real-time scream at the American times? :)
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When It Happened Here: an American Production
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The next few days will be telling. TACO Boy is going to take a beating for taco-inc it up like a good Chicago street food truck. Ketchup, venom and incoherence will fly free tomorrow. Then the tantrums…
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It could have pulled a 180 five years ago and it wouldn't have been fast enough. Rats won't leave until they're certain they need a new ship.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
People have NO idea how much of that was involved in this Happening...
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When It Happened Here: an American Production
When It Happened Here: an American Production - Kindle edition by Heller, Doremus. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading When It Happened Here: an American Production.
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
An astute way of framing the challenge from @maddow.bsky.social: How will you say no?
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Doremus Heller @doremusheller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If an intestinal worm and a tadpole had a hate baby…
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