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Doosie

@doosie.bsky.social
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I think Dutton personally helped his party lose, considering he himself lost his seat.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Actually he edited 2024 into 2025 but the rest is unedited.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Have a reaction where if a chatter says something real dumb you turn on your Gollum face.
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a man with gray hair and a vest making a funny face
ALT: a man with gray hair and a vest making a funny face
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
So what was the dream about then?
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I store my followers in my tummy. Yum yum yum.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
They should call it the Assassination Squad, and they should be able to ask the Parliamentarian to please tell the president that it's against the rules to do unconstitutional things.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Trump will surely have to resign after this epic takedown!
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Won't somebody think of the buffalo shrimp connoisseurs?
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Kendipendent Journpenstein
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I eat Jean. It's what I do.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Let's hear some more opinions from people that grew up before the civil rights movement.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
get rotated idiot
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Needs to be updated with post-
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
"You seeing this shit?"
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
it me
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Baited.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
This is what happens in the marketplace of "Ideas"
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
youtu.be/EAybf3yVyQw?...
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Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d city - good kid
I do not own this song, all rights go to Top Dog, Aftermath & Interscope recordsTracklist1. Sherane a.k.a Master Splinter's Daughter (Prod. By Tha Bizness)2....
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
There's no one in my personal life that I hate that much. I hate a lot of billionaires enough for this experiment. $100k is a rounding error for them while $50k could change my life.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Blue checkmarks on new twitter really changed my perspective on blocking people.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Love her youtu.be/62P230uNbA0?...
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Natalie Holmes - Floating TV (Official Video)
My debut album 'Vitamin Be' is out now 💜 Listen/download everywhere: https://linktr.ee/natalieholmes___I love to dance!! My dream for a while now has been t...
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
The shark is dead... Died in a car accident.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I heard he got bullied off here. Good riddance
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
lol, lmao even
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
I think this is Pascal's Wager.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Santa Claus? More like Santa Closeted.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Natalie Holmes - Floating TV youtu.be/krpeXgJmJTY?...
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Somebody stop them!
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Water we doin ear
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
My new favourite song recently: youtu.be/62P230uNbA0?...
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Jackbox: Try Not to Cum Edition
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 29/10/2023
I hate to victim blame but seeing a piñata halloween costume is the first time I’ve ever wondered if someone really is asking for it
guy in a piñata costume
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
I can comprehend the line without context, but somehow the context breaks my mind.
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Why don't you Pokemon GO fuck yourself!
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Why does decking Marjorie Taylor-Greene require a "boardwipe", whatever that means?
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
14/15, I guess Buddhism is my blind spot
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2023
The Onion examines the pros and cons of keeping senile politicians in office.
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Pros And Cons Of Keeping Senile Politicians In Office
The recent death of Sen. Dianne Feinstein following a prolonged period of evident cognitive decline has put the spotlight on other public officials who may face similar issues, including Senate Majori...
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
He's just like me frfr
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
It's great that the feature where it randomly refreshes the timeline when you're trying to read a tweet still exists.
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 05/10/2023
Record exec: You finish airbrushing that Kitty Kallen cover yet? Retoucher: Sure did boss, real fuckin scary just like you asked. Record exec: what
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
my cats when anyone who doesn't live here comes over
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Ryan Castellucci 🜬 @rya.nc · 04/10/2023
Four weeks to court. I have a strong case to be the first person legally recognized as neither male or female in the UK. Then it'll be easier for the next person, and harder for other countries to keep forcing binary gender onto people it doesn't fit. But my lawyers can't work this case for free.
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Gender Recognition for Non-Binary People in the UK
I'm a non-binary cybersecurity expert from California. I want a Gender Recognition Certificate to match my birth certificate, but the UK has refused to issue one. I'm taking them to court for it.
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
A drawing of Bandit from the Bluey television show running for his life in an Antarctic snowscape. He is being pursued by a helicopter.
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 03/10/2023
her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting? me:
kevin james looking cheeky in the norman rockwell painting with the guy standing up to bravely say something
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Lmao oh hell yes
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2023
looking good over on twitter
screenshot of a twitter search for "bluesky" where one of the top results is a dipshit flat earth account talking about how you can't see all of the moon therefore the earth is flat or something else brain dead i don't know
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
He's a spoiler for Trump not Biden
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Doosie @doosie.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
All my bones, they are gone, gone, gone
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Mike Flanagan @mikeflanaganfilm.com · 25/09/2023
It's apparently been two years since MIDNIGHT MASS was released... that one will always be very special to me.
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