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nina doornenstroom

@doornenstroom.bsky.social
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30s, fey with veins filled with thorns, choir girl (annoying), and woman of chemical experience 🎺⚡🎤🥀⚗️

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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Van Gogh and Gaugin deserve to have yaoi written about them
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tree creature
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The unexpected tragedy of learning that a man you thought was at least 3 years older than you is actually 3 years younger than you
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shoutout to poser metal bands for keeping the scene alive
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think metal musicians should get some makeup tips from drag queens so their corpse paint doesn't run all the way down their face halfway through their set
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love foraging chestnuts, they taste like autumn walks through the forest with my family when I was 6
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The bouldering gym is a dangerous place for me, because what if I see a hot butch with a mullet and a wiegedood shirt with cut off sleeves
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im on my phone a lot for someone who is this bad at replying
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look who survived the first year of her 30s
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Character portrait of Harrier Dubois from the game Disco Elysium. A crudely drawn textballoon is drawn on the image to imply he is saying the quoted post.
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
eating a high fibre diet is so wacky cause you just take 2-3 shits every morning and then you're just done for the rest of the day
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
sleeping bag - 1lb sleeping pad - 0.1lb tent - 5lb food - 3lb weighted blankets - 90lb clothes - 2lb misc - 3lb can someone please help me figure out my backpacking kit? my feet and shoulders are dying.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
stop telling me about how you top and bottom for your vampire boyfriend, we get it, youre a dead man's switch
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cutting up your expensive band shirts is fun if you ignore the mental breakdown you have halfway through because you are sure you actually ruined it this time
Mirror selfie of me wearing a halter top I cut from a The Callous Daoboys band teeMirror selfie of me showing off my back in the halter top
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*sexy gardener roleplay voice* "hey babe, let me inspect that bush of yours"
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cutting up your expensive band shirts is fun if you ignore the mental breakdown you have halfway through because you are sure you actually ruined it this time
Mirror selfie of me wearing a halter top I cut from a The Callous Daoboys band teeMirror selfie of me showing off my back in the halter top
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Eating pussy might not be considered a meal, but it sure can be second breakfast
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How many subs would a substack stack if a substak could stack subs?
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't believe anything straight can ever come from a horse's mouth
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Singing in a choir really has made me go from "I must sing the highest tenor parts because that is gender affirming to me somehow" to "I am a woman with a lower bass than many men because fuck you"
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am the cursed offspring of a morning person and an evening person
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*sexy gardener roleplay voice* "hey babe, let me inspect that bush of yours"
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*sitting in my underwear in my small shared rent apartment, eating avocado toast I just made*: "oh no"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Or maybe a distasteful amount of sideboob
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Or maybe a distasteful amount of sideboob
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Learning more about the erasure of women in history, modern and otherwise, makes me so upset. I understand why people erroneously believe women havent achieved anything because any achievements/potential are erased, appropriated or suppressed.
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My friend made me paint a sign of a meme from a game that Ive never played
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Love it when an outfit directly shows the change in temperature
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bitten by so many things during my trip, but only one time by someone I actually wanted to bite me
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Whenever I meet a man completely lacking in spatial awareness I wonder how he has survived in the world for so long
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Successfully transitioning means going from wearing a hat (lame and cringe) to wearing a hat (cool and hot)
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My eyes are down here
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Queers love it when you mcgyver something
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Doing my part to further the gay agenda (loudly yelling "ha, gay!" whenever my 'straight passing' queer friends make out)
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My body is wildly inefficient
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mawile is short for Middle Aged Woman In Lycra (Evil)
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Skin irritation on an agender baddie's scrotum, call that it/she balls
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Vicki Meanieheart 👿 @violence.gay · 22/07/2026
edward twilight if he was a looksmaxxer: this is a chin full of filler bella
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every week I learn about a new way I could possibly die and my brain convinces me that it is already too late
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Halfway through shaving my legs I always lose hope
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dating when you're already in a secure poly relationship is great cause it makes you realise your standards always should've been higher
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not being stylish is a choice, so anytime you see a man wearing jeans and a t-shirt, that man is being a coward
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The real lesbian bed death is having to stop in the middle of sex because her cat puked on the carpet
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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"oh so we're just calling the hyper-military culture with mandatory increased testosterone for the most heavily funded army in the world under a regime which breaks its own sovereign laws every day including murdering and kidnapping its own citizens in broad daylight fascist now?"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/07/2026
id go by she/they but only if i knew for certain that the vibe it gave off was "perfectly cis woman who added the 'they' to signal shes woke" rather than "trans woman who lacks the confidence to force the she/her"
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
even if jkr had not been a hateful bigot, hp would (and should) still be considered millennial cringe today
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Turns out there's one thing men are good for (encouragingly shouting "come on! You got this!" when I'm climbing a difficult boulder)
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nina doornenstroom @doornenstroom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
you have meeped your last moop
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