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Writer, reader, multi-shipper...but mostly #Reylo 🦋 | 30s

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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Truly this thread is the best absurdist thriller novel I have read this year
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OOH 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's so weirdly political for a Narnia novel BUT I could endlessly re-read the Boy Hangs With His Horse bits. Also will be re-reading to find Edmund/Susan 👀
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Magician's Nephew is so uncanny and I absolutely adore it! I also love The Last Battle for its wild lore expansion, but the overall story of Magician's Nephew is way better.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn't even follow the end of Str*nger Th*ngs, but my brain has stuttered to an absolute halt 🥵
Sadie Sink for the newest Calvin Klein campaign, looking like an absolute goddess
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026
Alright 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice here we go.
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grace @echofarandfaint.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fanfiction was where I first learned to read attentively, write un-self-consciously, and to take seriously the complex relationship between text and reader, author and interpreter, canon and “fanon.” I was conducting close linguistic analysis simply to capture the cadence of a particular character: After all, you didn’t want to get comments from invested readers complaining “this is too OOT” (Out Of Character). I would rearrange the narrative structure of my own fics because I had loved the pacing of someone else’s. I would self-edit to feedback from readers according to what was landing well. All of it felt like play. But it was also an education. When I later sat in university lectures learning about focalization, diegesis, and narrative tension, I felt a quiet recognition. I had been doing this sort of work for years; I simply had not known its name.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Agree 100% about ETL, I love when you have dual POV and they don't even notice the other person's physicality because they're too busy hating each other. Even Crown does a good job of holding them at arm's length from each other even though we KNOW there's no way that'll last.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love Jasad Heir! It's actual slow burn ETL and the payoff moments are so so good. I didn't like the sequel as much as the first book but I'm v interested in what you think!
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Kukumomo 🔞 @kukumomoart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now onto the next project. This will be a fundraiser for our local queer film festival.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly passing in the same week, rough time in particular for homosexuals of a certain age.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry. I first met him as Long John Silver. Not everyone can pull of playing the human star of a Muppets movie but he was absolutely perfect.
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
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vasoula @frazzledfishnun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
like I’m not okay first dolly now tim curry
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Iconic Tom Jung art for Ralph Bakshi’s The Lord of the Rings movie poster (1978)
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Afterblossom @afterblossom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Adam Driver as Mr. Sinister
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Marshall @artbymarsh.neocities.org · 14/08/2026
Watercolour portrait referencing one of @trueref.bsky.social's photos 🗡️ #watercolour #watercolor #painting #art
watercolour painting of a red headed woman in a white flowy dress. her back is to the viewer and she is glancing over her shoulder, in her hand is a dagger pointing up
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh my god I LOVE this monstrous take on the green fairy
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 08/08/2026
Absinthe dream 🦇
illustration depicting a green-hued gothic bedroom scene. A vampire and his wife are entwined in a passionate embrace. The vampire's bat-like wings stretch upward.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Poor Hux
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*have said
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Haha I should have sugar, but SOME recipes tell you to add a lil' salt to your lemonade if you want to make it more like a g*torade
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Along with all the other TRoS flaws, there was no fucking way Kylo Ren was running the First Order. He has the energy of someone who played the lemonade stand game and spent all his money on salt and no cups.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
-is a little jarring, because she has some Harry-esque lines that work for *him* bc it's kind of the point that he's a chauvinistic fck-up (if you play him that way), but come across strangely coming from her. That's just per a couple reviews I read, though; TBD what it's like in practice!
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know, it's such a labor of love across the art, writing, music, etc., like they really built a complete world for all your senses. My husband has started casually listening to the soundtrack and it stops me in my tracks every time 😂 I'll try ZP at some point, but I've heard the female protagonist-
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Kim approval is so valid; I wish I could recreate the dopamine rush I got when I learned that Kim *really* trusts me during the shootout. It's such a haunting game, I love how unapologetically weird and deep it is.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you haven't played DE you should give it a go! It's such a fun/smart/political game and I just about fell in love with Kim in real time.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yess, I take that as a high compliment!
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is so stupid but I love it/them ("You" are Ben)
The inspiration for the snippet: screenshot from Disco Elysium where you talk to a cryptozoologist who calls you sweetie while your partner Kim could not care less
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just hear me out (in the alt text)!
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I am no artist, I just want what I want #discoelysium #reyloau
Aleksander Rostov's character art for the (amazing) game Disco Elysium. Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi is on the left in the sick orange jacket, Detective _____ __ ____ is on the right in the sickly green blazer.GUYS. JUST IMAGINE. There's Rey as the totally cool and competent Kitsuragi who has a secret weakness for fixing up cars, and then Kylo/Ben who can't remember which person he is most days or if he's supposed to be a fascist or not. Kylo/Ben can't figure out why his morale takes a hit whenever he's mean to Rey and Rey doesn't know why she's stuck with this loser who likes to run everywhere, but by god they'll sit together on the swing set and he'll get her to dance and she'll nurse him back to health when a shootout goes wrong. It would work so well, my heart can't handle ittttt
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That is also true and you should say it
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biscooti🍪 @adamdriverss.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
💚 #reylo #THFBS
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
See, I started out using spend! It feels very appropriate, but as soon as I put it in a character's mouth (the word, not the jizz ha) it felt really off. I've settled on using it for in-text descriptions and less active dirty talk.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Haha I appreciate that particular double meaning! You can get pretty far with just physically describing it (mess, slick, etc) but we've entered dirty talk territory and one of them isn't a virgin, so I can't just call it "your surprising geyser" (much as I'd like to)
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Here I stand at the crossroads of accuracy and sexiness, knowing full well that "come" works but no one thinks it does 😔
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There comes a time in every historical smut writer's life when they have to decide what they're going to call cum.
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
his ass is NOT working
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Apparently people going hungry isn't a viable problem to solve!
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Absolutely spot on 😂
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sometimes I like to zoom out and remind everyone that Kylo is a very exasperated 30-something year old in command of a bunch of teenage idiots
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Havin' fun with it #bird&bayonet
"Holden!"
"Yes, sir!"
"Do you enjoy singlehandedly disgracing the Union?"
"No, sir!"
"No what!"
"I do not enjoy singlehandedly disgracing the Union! Sir!"
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Plug-in solar panels are coming to the UK from August 27th! It's been in the pipeline for a while & it's already common in Germany. But it's BRILLIANT because it opens up these technologies to renters & ppl w/o their own roof. Plugs into a normal socket & supplies ~ 10-20% of household needs. ☀️🎉
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UK households free to install plug-in balcony solar panels from end of August
Law change means renters and flat owners may be able to cut bills as energy costs soar amid Iran war
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Josh Crews @joshcrewsreally.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Julian Totino Tedesco. #comics #art
Beautiful color cover art for a variant cover of The Department of Truth. Lovely lady in red pops against a muted black and white background showing a motorcade.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I read Repairer of Fences for the first time this year and was just like "was this fic MADE for me??" Amazing late 1800s details, rugged Rey, emotional constipation & catharsis...so good. The scene where Ben follows Rey room to room & we find out she's been silently crying is burned into my brain.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They're such a wonderful writer, I know I'm in for some ~literature~ when I read their fics
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Posted as I was listening to Streetlight Manifesto for the first time in years 😂 On a related note, Ben is thrilled that Rey is into ska too...until she says she loves Keasbey Nights but has never heard of Catch-22. Pure outrage leads Ben to burn her a copy of the *real* version.
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Doorkeeper9 @doorkeeper9.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Some things are so obvious they need to be canon istg
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