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Pagemaster

@doomfelter.bsky.social
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I'm a librarian who runs his mouth a lot. Queer as in fuck you. Not a liberal. He/him. Opinions my own. Go 🦅, fuck 🧊, free 🇵🇸

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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UPDATE: went to his other bars. They faded out kneecap immediately. Now they get bloodhound gang and flight of the Conchords
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm up to 32 plays in 2 months. I don't think he's gonna notice
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The works of Ursula K Le Guin, particularly The Dispossessed and The Beginning Place.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I read AG a couple years afte getting my BA in theology and a year or two into being a pastor and the theology was better than half the stuff I learned in school. Between him and Pratchett, it changed how I think about gods and religion.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've considered lying down in front of a steamroller more than I'd care to admit.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Turns out work cataloging meetings are perfect for daydreaming about winning the lottery and bankrolling a PA-Wide digital zine archive.
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Shane Madej's Funny Daydream on Buzzfeed Unsolved
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
19 now!
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Up to 18
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
17 now!
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
16!
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Up to 13 by my count
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We hit double digits!
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#9...#9...
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Count is up to 8. Just doubling up cause it'll be a bit before I'm back
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Seven!
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Played it twice today. Met a friend for dinner then walked her to her car and came back. Count is six?
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Played it yesterday, bartender loved the beat.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also, go fucking listen to KNEECAP.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
To be clear, there are no English cuss words in this song. I just wonder how long I can play it before he figures out who KNEECAP is.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Four as of today
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today in quiet social experiments: The owner of my local bar keeps explicit songs off his Touchtunes. I discovered one week ago that there's a @kneecapceol.bsky.social song he missed. Playing it every day I'm in until it's gone. Song is Smugglers and Scholars. It's been played three times.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Well, I'm restricted on Facebook for saying cocaine, so I'll just hang out here. Enjoy Sadie.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me: "You know, been a minute since I checked Bluesky..." *opens app, finds this* Me: "Okay, good enough, I'll check back in a month."
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wheeeee east coast thunderstorms!
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is how I plan to greet you should our paths cross.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
All these ALA posts giving me hella FOMO. Y'all have fun!
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If the menu at your restaurant is AI-generated, I'm going to assume your food tastes like your chef has no tattoos.
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"AI is quickly becoming the first stop for research. Make sure your library content is part of those answers." Uh This is a weird approach to "solving" the problem isn't it? 📚
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hang it in the Louvre
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don't gripe enough here, so here we go: Started the week with a nasty stomach bug. Discovered today that someone tried to steal my car and in the process rendered it not drivable and it may empty my already low savings. Fuck this.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 27/09/2023
Hiring Manager: And do you know what "Scrum" is? Me: ... Hiring Manager: ... Me: [points at picture on desk] Hiring Manager: Are you pointing to a picture of my son? Me: Little Scrum?
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I recently found out that the genre for soundtracks on CD-ROMs like Encarta and stuff has a name: Utopian Scholastic. I definitely remember some feeling of optimism growing up, but that got dashed pretty quick, especially after Sept 11. If we were happy, it was for a split second.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
After four months of waiting to hear, I received word today that I have been reclassed as a Librarian I with the State Library of Pennsylvania.
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a group of men are standing in front of a wall with numbers on it .
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Gawdalmighty...
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Always did.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down
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👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
There are 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every flock camera
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a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, to stop and say,' If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We made an entire Palestinian dinner out of the Gaza Kitchen cookbook to raise funds for a local org. Dishes include falafel, hummus, farmer's salad, butternut squash dip, flatbread (not pictured) stuffed grape leaves, chard and lamb stew, and chicken qidra. ##FreePalestine🇵🇸
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Today:
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
An important thing to remember on Opening Day is that however your team did today, that is how they will do all year.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That I will not dispute. It's seriously like they don't care.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It does not appear so, and i would consider that a point in Sheetz' favor.
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Wawa doesn't have 2 for 1 hot dogs, right?
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hus is correct. It's okay to feel like shite. Get 'em next time. 🙏
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
When you head to your bar for dinner and there's a buffet set up and you look around to see who you need to befriend.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding his jacket
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just Irish-goodbyed a St. Patrick's Day party.
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a man wearing a gray champion sweatshirt stands in front of a ceiling fan
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Pagemaster @doomfelter.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When you realize that you dress for concerts the same way you do every day.
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