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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

This game just keeps going, and no one scores. I thought the law was you need to score.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

What in the hell is happening here? Is this Baseball?

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Hear that, Americans? Armed federal agents are on your streets, and you’re not allowed to know what they’re doing, who they are, or even where they are, or you’ll answer to LibsOfTikTok. ICE Wrongly Suggests Lawmaker Doxxed Agents, and Racist Threats Follow www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/n...

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

We really don’t talk enough about how fucking stupid this all is. The United States is suffering the soft bigotry of low expectations.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

we live in a country where it's legit good news that the woman who's been in a gestapo prison for six weeks for writing an op-ed is being released on bail

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

If Democrats were smart (a phrase I find myself using quite often), they would make it clear today that the next time a Democrat is in the White House, El Salvador is fucked. Like, the heaviest sanctions and penalties imaginable. Too much short-term thinking going on.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

It would be nice, just once, to have a republican president and not have a fucking recession. Is that even possible?

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I’m getting tired of saying this, but it sure would be nice to have a Congress that isn’t full of weak, thoughtless cowards who get re-elected by voters 98% of the time.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I don’t know if I’ve ever been as embarrassed to be an American as I am today. We are all covered in shame because our president is fully owned by a foreign power, and isn’t even subtle about it. This is worse than Chamberlain.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

So where’s all those 2A “we need guns to protect our liberties” guys? Your representative Congress has just been pushed aside by a South African that no one elected. The Tree of Liberty is begging for some water, and where are you? Being fucking useless, as we all knew you would be.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Just realized that meme coins are just GoFundMe for rich people.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

(Song plays) Friend: oh is that Hozier? Me: Just wait. That’s not even the Hoziest part!

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

When you vote for bread and circuses, all you’re really guaranteed is the circuses.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

It’s weird feeling like I’m the only one who thinks we handled inflation exactly correctly. It started to spike, we raised interest rates, and it reduced back to a tolerable level, all within a couple of years. My expectations must be just very different than everyone else’s.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Democrats: if you want to play the game right, start calling Elon President Musk. Not in a sarcastic or off-handed way, but directly. Nothing will drive a wedge between Trump and Elon faster than ignoring Trump and giving Elon credit for everything.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Man, the Niners suck worse than I hoped they did.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

He didn’t let “no” from women stop him, he’s darn sure not going to take it from a few senators.

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Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I’m not gonna lie, the fact that every healthcare company CEO is lying in bed right now thinking, “Is this what people will say about me if I die?” is an compelling thought.

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