Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Perhaps creating a news program was never the intent. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I agree, and I’m also tired of having no resources to provide for people in severe crisis other than police. People in crisis act in unpredictable and often unsafe ways. Police are not equipped to deal with this. If we want better outcomes, we need to invest in better crisis intervention. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And what would you say IS the purpose of the republican party?static.klipy.comOffice Space Bobs InterviewALT: Office Space Bobs Interview 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026To be honest, police officers are probably the main reason I never visit the south. The culture there seems to glorify government abuse and cruelty. Accountability for police is unheard of there, and yet their crime rates always suck. 080
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Great choice! I’d call it second place to the Princess Bride, but great choice otherwise. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026According to the EIA, 96% of diesel sold in the USA is made in the USA. The 4% that is imported comes primarily from Canada. There are zero Russian refineries providing diesel to the US. The input to diesel - crude oil - has skyrocketed after the attack on Iran in Feb 2026. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What a worthless piece of shit. Accomplishes nothing, worth nothing. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If they paid their own way, they probably wouldn’t be billionaires. If they only spent money they earned, they wouldn’t spend very much money. Welcome to the life of many billionaires and the vast store of completely unearned wealth that exists. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That was the plot of Superman II. The older Christopher Reeves version. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why not just show it per 100k like we’re used to seeing crime statistics? Doing it this way looks like it’s trying to obscure something through clever statistics. I don’t doubt that Seattle is safer, so just show that in the manner people are accustomed to. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Make it a goal, yes, but also recognize that politicians have no incentive whatsoever to minimize trauma. Their political fortunes usually improve by inflicting it. People gotta be on guard better than we are. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There’s always some dumb asshole who thinks they’re smarter than everyone because they don’t follow the rules. No one’s fooled except for GOP voters. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Going on national television today. Better wear my nicest white t-shirt.” 141
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I have had to explain my Infowars fanny pack to people more than once. But the look on their face when they first think i’m an Alex Jones fan is pretty hilarious. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I remember when we used to have a Congress. It’s right there in the Constitution and everything; literally the first article, and now it’s gone. I wonder what happened to it. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’re clearly in your element, Donny. We’ll shut the fuck up. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If Americans had any decency, he wouldn’t have been a US President. Stop asking this question; it’s an open-book test. The answer is right in front of you. 020
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everyone’s so convinced that Trump is unpopular and will destroy every other republican’s chances. To believe that takes an enormous leap of faith in the intelligence of voters. I think it will be a standard anti-incumbent backlash that we see almost every midterm; nothing more. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026American voters really know how to pick ‘em, don’t they? For all the complaining they do, Americans sure are shit at picking candidates who might care about them. Time and again they send the worst people into office and then act surprised at the results. 012
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Remember when “lie of the year” was something that could actually happen? Like the lies were so few that you could actually take the time to rank them? I remember that. 040
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He keeps saying “strong country = lower interest rates,” and he’s 100% correct. It’s probably the only part of economics he understands. But he’ll never understand what that’s actually saying about our country right now. 130
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026No, you don’t. It would pass tomorrow if you simply allowed a vote. You won’t, because in Stupid America, they can only pass laws when their master says it’s OK. 031
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“In fact, we’re going to build a big, 250-foot arch on the other side of Memorial Bridge, so you can no longer see Arlington Cemetery from Washington. Because who wants to be reminded of those losers who f”went to war and didn’t even make any money on it?” 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If it were truly a “pandemic,” they’d be pretending they have it all handled and everything’s fine. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026By JD’s definition of “winning,” we’ve actually won every war we fought. 031
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is stupid bait, and liberals/progressives are biting on it hard. There’s a war going on, innocent people being terrorized, AI is going to take over your lives, and the economy is an eggshell about to get stepped on. Who gives a shit what Apple and Google call a lake? 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This really isn’t an interesting issue. Apple and Google changed the name because they didn’t want to catch hell from the most vindictive, petty piece of shit that ever ran the government. Perfectly understandable, if you ask me. Complaining about their “capitulation” doesn’t accomplish anything. 041
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Are there any other countries that decided they want to blow up energy-producing countries? 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s not the data centers themselves. It’s that our government and our tech sector are forcing us all into an AI future with no consultation about the massive risks. We’re all supposed to be find with the potential job losses and security risks that even the tech giants themselves warn of. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The PDFs are on the internet, but even better there’s some good reporting out there on the issue, including articles in the last two days. Your best bet is to raise hell with your representatives and senators, because at this point they are the only thing that can stop it. 151
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I wonder if the norm of “the President is the President of everybody, not just those people who agree with him” will ever return to America. I doubt it. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Maybe this is where the phrase “there is no bottom” is appropriate. 040
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You have to get the ballot first. That’s the problem: the new proposed - and seemingly trying to be implemented - rules mean that you may never get your ballot in the first place. 131
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m convinced that the “triumphal arch” to be built by a man who never served or won a war was designed to simply block the view of Arlington Cemetery from DC. I think that trump would rather have people see his big stupid arch than think about veterans or Kennedy when they look across the river. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026That was back when pedophilia was still considered taboo, I guess. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This was entirely imaginable and predictable, but Americans chose a government that does nothing. 030
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wow. So controversial. Great scoop there, CBS “News”. 010
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As difficult as the first is, the second is even harder. And frankly, the first is dependent on the second. 130
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Feels good to have someone who knows what they’re talking about for a change. Anyone can complain and find scapegoats. More should be telling people how complicated the system really is, and how vulnerable it is to price shocks. 140
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“The dumbest point so far”static.klipy.comHomer Simpson and Bart Simpson MomentALT: Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“90,000 employees” does not equal “90,000 agents.” But don’t expect some barely-literate dumblefuck who discovered politics yesterday and still thinks it’s a reality show to understand how program management or administration works. 140
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If billionaires could make their money without creating a single job, they would happily do so. 120
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh well; move on. This is a distraction from what’s important in November. Don’t swim in water that’s already downstream. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Democrats (and Americans in general) need to get over their hero complex. Politicians are not saviors, will never solve all the problems. Select for honesty and competence and ignore the great-sounding stories and charisma. But I know I’m just shouting into the wind here. People are what they are. 180
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If a teenager was in charge of the country, we wouldn’t notice the difference. 000
Dookie Lazer @dookielazer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It’s really only two plausible reasons: more money by being an insider or grifter, or pending criminal charges. 050
