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Gonzo

@donut-koharski.bsky.social
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Philly sports. NHL. 4 hour naps. Handsome lad. Weltschmerz.

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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jake Bauers with the swing of his life.
Special agent Jake Bauer.
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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A black-and-white comic panel set inside a padded cell. A man in a lab coat holding a clipboard stands on the left, with a speech bubble reading, "You speak, telepathically, to a carpenter who died 2000 years ago?". On the right, a person sitting on the floor in a straitjacket replies in a speech bubble, "You better believe me too or he's going to torture you... because he loves you so much".
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Need the next gay sports lovers craze involve the Emergency Long Snapper.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The 7-11 near me got rid of the slot machines. Parx casino complained and now there’s a 50% levy on the income.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jordan Zimmerman gets Ryan Zimmerman to fly out in Banana Bowl in DC.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 09/10/2026
Do not drink beer. Now watch this beer ad www.thedrawplay.com/comic/blame-...
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I was 16, we were jumping off tables and dunking the ball. I hung on the rim, let go and landed on my wrists. Breaking them both.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Cheng
@kenchengcomedy   

the best board game thst represents capitalism isn't Monopoly, it's actually Jenga. each party takes turns to make the current situation more precarious until a total collapse where only the last person to fuck up takes any blame while everyone else is declared the winner
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The constant music at this baseball game in Atlanta is unsettling.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rich Kotite
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 04/10/2026
Walt "Clyde" Frazier, 1972 #Knicks
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TIL that DAZN is pronounced DA ZONE
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did Ben watch baseball this year?
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the idea was to pitch Nola for 3 innings, pray that he doesn’t blow up, then Wheeler for the rest of the game. Instead of Wheeler for six innings and hand it over to the shitty bullpen. I get it. Didn’t work but I get it.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truth.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do it for Don. #gophils
Don Carman.
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 01/10/2026
Omar Moreno, 1979 @pirates.com #Baseball
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
alec bohm
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I missed the entire game and I’m now angry they won.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scheduling today’s nap at 2pm. Text me when the game is over.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Philly have a day last year where all four teams lost? This is going to be a horrible week akin to that.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kevin Stocker needs to STFU
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An out on the base paths? Must be a day ending in Y.
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Josh @joshuavkidd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make some stuff up, insult people, angrily yell at anyone who points it out to you, take nothing back, apologize for nothing. Rinse, repeat.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PEAKY FOOKBALL BLINDERS
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Boo This Man! Boo!
Alt: Boo This Man! Boo!
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One goddamn touchdown?
Bob Uecker.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s TWO baseball championships this year. Absolute torture.
Jeff Passan.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dril

guy gets hit in the Nuts. it makes a gong sound and he starts doing an asain accent for some reason. Cant do that joke anymore, its too good
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d like to put Liberty Biberty in a pizza oven and watch them burn.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a very vivid dream where I was watching a tv movie about an ex girlfriend who got in a car accident and the twist later revealed her best friend’s father was the other driver and drunk and died. Real M Night Shamalan type of shit. And in the dream, my heart sank.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trump just wiped his ass with the constitution and no one will do shit about it.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a very vivid dream I worked at Sterling Cooper. Whitney Cummings, Peggy Olson and Harry Crane were there. Had big Severence vibes. Someone was murdered. Don Draper made fun of my colorful polo shirt.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welp. Winter is here.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The excitement in Merrill’s voice gives me goosebumps.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Homer Simpson
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I begrudgingly joined fantasy baseball at work and won the damn thing.
Champs.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tom Brady with an OH SHIT and PISS MISSLE. Gotta love live TV.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tom Brady dropping an OH SHIT make me cackle.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s my quarterback
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Jalen Hurts Smiles After Philadelphia Eagles Game
Alt: Jalen Hurts Smiles After Philadelphia Eagles Game
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Julius Chestnut is a great name for the lead in a Blacksploitation film.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congratulations to Mondo Cozmo for reaching number 1 on the iTunes top 100 list 👏👏👏
Mondo Cozmo number 1 hit Sweet Forever.
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Gonzo @donut-koharski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The most insane video you will see this year. Kirk Herbstreet explains how he doesn’t know why Ted Cruz got booed.
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