✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/05/2025📰 everytime someone goes missin', ah'm jus gonna replay this broadcast an' continue about mah day 031
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 03/05/2025📰 ( ducking under his desk and cowering behind it for shelter, holding his dog audials like a soldier trying to brave the trenches getting bombed ) 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 03/05/2025📰 ah don't thank ya know what good concealer is OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO 010
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛ @eagleinbound.bsky.social · 23/04/2025the idiot doesn't know he's live. 021
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 23/04/2025📰 ( GIRLY SQUEAL AN DUCKING FOR COVER EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN THE SAFETY OF HIS OFFICE . ... stupid silver dog audials hesitantly poking above the desk before his beautiful face could risk any further 'damage'. ..audials scanning for danger like a submarine's telescope.) ...cut that, rewind . 040
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 23/04/2025📰 if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself 061
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 23/04/2025📰. ( TV clicking off. today's news . take it or leave it . ) ( bzzt ⚡️ ! ) 060
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 22/04/2025📰 oh, ew . ( crops the video to edit out swerve's breathing radius ) that's bettah 😊 000
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/04/2025LEWK!!!! DHERE'S ME!!! I'M FAMOUS! I'M ON DA TV!!! I MADE IT, MA !!!! ( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style ) ( look, Gary! there i am !! ) 021
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 22/04/2025📰 weren't you JUS hypin me up a moment ago? do ya wanna make out or nah 🙄 ( too lazy to say not ) 100
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔. ⍩ @horrortactics.bsky.social · 22/04/2025when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice 063
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 22/04/2025📰 aaaan' that's today's news ! thanks fer tunin' in, folks ! ( extremely loud for no reason hype outro song plays with an overly edited photo of himself with lightning shooting out his eyes for some reason ) 040
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 ( flashing back on screen, leaned on his newsdesk with his papers clenched in his fist . ) YOU??? YOU? ah meant YER. who WRITES this crap? ARE YOU bLiNd???? DID WRITERS GO ON STRIKE JUS' TA STICK A DIGIT UP THEIR AFTS?? ah can't WORK with this GARBAGE. ah was in JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTA- ( bZt⚡️ ) 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 this jus' in, ya'll, looks like yer beloved WRECKERS jus' got WRECKED. by tha JUDICIAL SYSTEM !! HARRRHAAAA! bout damn time, if ya aaaask ME! harhaw! LOCK THOSE THUGS UP ! YEEHAWW 😸‼️‼️ DEATH SENTENC- ( cut to commercial break . ) 110
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 ..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind.. .. do you audials wraggle when you smile? ... no ? that's what ah thought . k!II yourself . ... ...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 ! 110
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 💭 KRILL YOURSELF!!!!!@!@!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 100
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL! READ ALL ABOUT IT !! ... should ah 🤔 .. make this fan's day 🤨 ? 100
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!! 043
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL THERE ARE T W O. TWO. STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS N O T a DRILL. WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION. HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️ 133
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FREE LABOR 120
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 haha, yesss, crush my competition, haha, yesss, do my bidding, lesser sicko 210
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟᅟᅟᅟʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ♬.ᐟ @blastedrockstar.bsky.social · 17/04/2025⠀ ( not this dyslexic ahh . mentally face palming . . . blasts . other blasts . fix yer spelling ! ! ! the views are somehow in the NEGATIVES . ) ⠀ 021
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 .......... ya know what, hell yeah ( continues filming. already making his minions (mini-bots) upload the footage of ricochet death. hot shit throws rich het to his death & he DIES. not clickbait. watch to the end. surprise at end . subscribe ) 030
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 12/04/2025📰 cannot forget tha 5000 slideshow PowerPoint presentation glass shatter effects an' rapid quick zooms with 400 different angles an' crazy lens flare fer no reason !! 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 12/04/2025📰 ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs 000
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 12/04/2025📰 howdy, ya'll ! tonight's news : Love : loses 🥰 ! YEE-HAW 🤠👢!!! 041
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ𝙋𝙔𝙍𝙊. ✹ @primusapotheosis.bsky.social · 08/04/2025͏͏͏ 𝘐’𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀.ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 15858
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 minibots? More like miniscule, ooOOOOhoHohohohOoooOomedia.tenor.coma group of anime characters including rebeca are sitting in a rowALT: a group of anime characters including rebeca are sitting in a row 131
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟᗩSTᖇO ୧‿︵‿︵ @astro-train.bsky.social · 07/04/2025nobody cares about minis 011
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 if you interviewed anybot, your chances at bail would plummet even farther than they already have been 000
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 why would anybot be nice a mini, they're so gross 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 i know.....media.tenor.coma puppy sitting next to a stuffed duckALT: a puppy sitting next to a stuffed duck 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 the only bot with good taste an' he's incarcerated, how will this affect the blaster legacy 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 ( the screen glitches , freezeframing with static before the report lags himself to a ducked side, catching himself by slamming a servo onto the desk but still faling out of his chair in shock. .. palming at his forehelm, Grey metal paled, before glaring at the camera. ) NOT FUNNY 💢 . 000
