🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 13/07/2025accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what 030
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 29/05/2025( group chat ping ?? ... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard. reading text then sending: ) 040
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 29/05/2025driiiiiiiiiiiiinkmedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie .ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie . 110
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 29/05/2025i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . . 011
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 23/05/2025hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat 😍😍😊☺️ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT. DAT is ALCOHOLISM . 000
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025this has been my secret vc ever since i first laid eyes on the manlet. what do we think lads (no gender intent lads), is this shit ass 120
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025( bent over a bar table, dual chassis vents open, draining the water out into two big containers ) i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk .. 121
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025media.tenor.coma cat is playing with a toy on a table .ALT: a cat is playing with a toy on a table . 110
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a - ( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down ) 120
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025( makes whirl a delightful drink and then drinks it right in front of him and wipes his lips and smacks them with a big satisfied AHHH 😻 ) danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️ 010
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025if i start seeing visions, will dat make yew like me more ❤️ 010
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025no one is capable of recharging once dey have tew lewk at yew, LOL 😹 110
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs 010
Reposted by 🍹 .ᐟ🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 21/05/2025⠀ before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser . my sage wisdom . ⠀ 152
Reposted by 🍹 .ᐟɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ @livingextinguisher.bsky.social · 21/05/2025well that’s what yew get for havin’ lightmode on . 131
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025everyday i tink about how red alert hates everyone but yew, and i jus wonder .. 030
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i DIDN'T DEW NUDDIN' !!!!!! I WOULD NEVA !!! I WOULD NEVA!!!!!! i SWEARS, RED !!!! I SWEARS !!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T TOUCH YEWR STEWPID IPAD - 020
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 16/05/2025( BAR IS CLOSED. HE'S NOT LETTING RODIMUS GET A DRINK NEAR HIM EVER AGAIN . NOR ARE Y E W GETTING ONE, MAGS. BAR IS CLOSED. BAR IS CLOSED . ) 081
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025sawrry, what did yew say? cup yewr beautiful face between my gentle, loving servos? ha, okay! say less :D!! yippee !!!!!!!! 110
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025( biting distal to his stubby digit, crossing his little legs and squeezing his chubby thighs together as he giddily kicked his pedes, engines revving with a dreamy prr prr PRRR !! what a mech ... his captain is accidentally overflowing a glass he's been asked to refill. too infatuated to notice ) 021
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025holding yewr paw right now and encouraging yew tew unleash da beast 020
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 14/05/2025swerving is what dey call it when dey see me serving and i'm swerve, ehuehuehuehuehueck 100
Reposted by 🍹 .ᐟɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ . @stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · 12/05/2025⠀ you are mentally unwell . ⠀ 111
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025i'm sorry fur sayin' goo-goo ga ga .... it was between dat or da suckling motions . ... 💧💔 020
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025why would i nawt be proud of my lady 💔💔 yew are a treasure dat i would be greedy tew hoarde.... AIDs and all ✨️✨️ 000
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025if my gurl got aids, WE got aids WE are a TEAM. i support WOMEN. and da AILMENTS TEW !! yew can't spell menstruation without MEN 🦾😎 ! 💯 000
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025ooooo-- i dunno if yew WANNA squeeze all dat dentaepaste outta da tube.... cause dhey don't go back intew da tube.... 💧 kinda ting.... .... idunno if dat's da beast yew wanna unleash-- is what i'm tryna... tryna mean !! 100
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025i'm NAWT jus' ANY bartenda 😾😒☝🏼 !! .... i'm a COdependent bartender ... 😼😎😎💯💯🔥 000
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025tew all da hawt mamas out dhere... aherm.. googoo Ga Ga 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 ? ( GET OU- ) 110
🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 11/05/2025STAY AWAY FROM MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR 😠😠😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💢💢💢💢💢‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 000