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@metallurges.bsky.social
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the BEST barista, baby !! mictiankityrrrr

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
i poke
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
( group chat ping ?? ... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard. reading text then sending: )
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
driiiiiiiiiiiiink
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a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
why always da baddest bitches.....
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
WOAH NELLY
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat 😍😍😊☺️ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT. DAT is ALCOHOLISM .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
this has been my secret vc ever since i first laid eyes on the manlet. what do we think lads (no gender intent lads), is this shit ass
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
swerve voiceclaim 🐇
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
( bent over a bar table, dual chassis vents open, draining the water out into two big containers ) i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
...... dhere is. W ater. in my . bewbs .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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a cat is playing with a toy on a table .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
.....
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a - ( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
( makes whirl a delightful drink and then drinks it right in front of him and wipes his lips and smacks them with a big satisfied AHHH 😻 ) danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
if i start seeing visions, will dat make yew like me more ❤️
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
no one is capable of recharging once dey have tew lewk at yew, LOL 😹
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
⠀ before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser . my sage wisdom . ⠀
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ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ @livingextinguisher.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
well that’s what yew get for havin’ lightmode on .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
everyday i tink about how red alert hates everyone but yew, and i jus wonder ..
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
omg, yew'll have anudda twin 🥰
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
OOOO, i cannot STAND him .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
dis so beautiful ❤️
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
i DIDN'T DEW NUDDIN' !!!!!! I WOULD NEVA !!! I WOULD NEVA!!!!!! i SWEARS, RED !!!! I SWEARS !!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T TOUCH YEWR STEWPID IPAD -
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
never offline yewrself .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
( BAR IS CLOSED. HE'S NOT LETTING RODIMUS GET A DRINK NEAR HIM EVER AGAIN . NOR ARE Y E W GETTING ONE, MAGS. BAR IS CLOSED. BAR IS CLOSED . )
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
FROM DA WOMB TEW DA TOMB !!!
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
sawrry, what did yew say? cup yewr beautiful face between my gentle, loving servos? ha, okay! say less :D!! yippee !!!!!!!!
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
( biting distal to his stubby digit, crossing his little legs and squeezing his chubby thighs together as he giddily kicked his pedes, engines revving with a dreamy prr prr PRRR !! what a mech ... his captain is accidentally overflowing a glass he's been asked to refill. too infatuated to notice )
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
holding yewr paw right now and encouraging yew tew unleash da beast
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ᗩSTᖇO ୧‿︵‿︵ @astro-train.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
die .
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
swerving is what dey call it when dey see me serving and i'm swerve, ehuehuehuehuehueck
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
runs away giggling and squealing into his servos
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i want yew too .
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ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ . @stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
⠀ you are mentally unwell . ⠀
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i'm sorry fur sayin' goo-goo ga ga .... it was between dat or da suckling motions . ... 💧💔
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
why would i nawt be proud of my lady 💔💔 yew are a treasure dat i would be greedy tew hoarde.... AIDs and all ✨️✨️
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
if my gurl got aids, WE got aids WE are a TEAM. i support WOMEN. and da AILMENTS TEW !! yew can't spell menstruation without MEN 🦾😎 ! 💯
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
ooooo-- i dunno if yew WANNA squeeze all dat dentaepaste outta da tube.... cause dhey don't go back intew da tube.... 💧 kinda ting.... .... idunno if dat's da beast yew wanna unleash-- is what i'm tryna... tryna mean !!
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i'm NAWT jus' ANY bartenda 😾😒☝🏼 !! .... i'm a COdependent bartender ... 😼😎😎💯💯🔥
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
tew all da hawt mamas out dhere... aherm.. googoo Ga Ga 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 ? ( GET OU- )
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
STAY AWAY FROM MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR 😠😠😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💢💢💢💢💢‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
liderally me and uhhhh da freaky guy
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