✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/05/2025📰 everytime someone goes missin', ah'm jus gonna replay this broadcast an' continue about mah day 031
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 03/05/2025📰 ah don't thank ya know what good concealer is OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO 010
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛ @eagleinbound.bsky.social · 23/04/2025the idiot doesn't know he's live. 021
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 23/04/2025📰 ( GIRLY SQUEAL AN DUCKING FOR COVER EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN THE SAFETY OF HIS OFFICE . ... stupid silver dog audials hesitantly poking above the desk before his beautiful face could risk any further 'damage'. ..audials scanning for danger like a submarine's telescope.) ...cut that, rewind . 040
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 23/04/2025📰 if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself 061
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 22/04/2025📰 oh, ew . ( crops the video to edit out swerve's breathing radius ) that's bettah 😊 000
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · 22/04/2025LEWK!!!! DHERE'S ME!!! I'M FAMOUS! I'M ON DA TV!!! I MADE IT, MA !!!! ( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style ) ( look, Gary! there i am !! ) 021
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔. ⍩ @horrortactics.bsky.social · 22/04/2025when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice 063
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 ..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind.. .. do you audials wraggle when you smile? ... no ? that's what ah thought . k!II yourself . ... ...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 ! 110
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 💭 KRILL YOURSELF!!!!!@!@!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 100
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2025📰 BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL! READ ALL ABOUT IT !! ... should ah 🤔 .. make this fan's day 🤨 ? 100
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!! 043
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL THERE ARE T W O. TWO. STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS N O T a DRILL. WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION. HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️ 133
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟᅟᅟᅟʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ♬.ᐟ @blastedrockstar.bsky.social · 17/04/2025⠀ ( not this dyslexic ahh . mentally face palming . . . blasts . other blasts . fix yer spelling ! ! ! the views are somehow in the NEGATIVES . ) ⠀ 021
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2025📰 .......... ya know what, hell yeah ( continues filming. already making his minions (mini-bots) upload the footage of ricochet death. hot shit throws rich het to his death & he DIES. not clickbait. watch to the end. surprise at end . subscribe ) 030
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 12/04/2025📰 cannot forget tha 5000 slideshow PowerPoint presentation glass shatter effects an' rapid quick zooms with 400 different angles an' crazy lens flare fer no reason !! 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 12/04/2025📰 ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs 000
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 12/04/2025📰 howdy, ya'll ! tonight's news : Love : loses 🥰 ! YEE-HAW 🤠👢!!! 041
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ𝙋𝙔𝙍𝙊. ✹ @primusapotheosis.bsky.social · 08/04/2025͏͏͏ 𝘐’𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀.ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 15858
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 minibots? More like miniscule, ooOOOOhoHohohohOoooOomedia.tenor.coma group of anime characters including rebeca are sitting in a rowALT: a group of anime characters including rebeca are sitting in a row 131
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟᗩSTᖇO ୧‿︵‿︵ @astro-train.bsky.social · 07/04/2025nobody cares about minis 011
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 if you interviewed anybot, your chances at bail would plummet even farther than they already have been 000
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 why would anybot be nice a mini, they're so gross 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 i know.....media.tenor.coma puppy sitting next to a stuffed duckALT: a puppy sitting next to a stuffed duck 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 the only bot with good taste an' he's incarcerated, how will this affect the blaster legacy 010
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 ( the screen glitches , freezeframing with static before the report lags himself to a ducked side, catching himself by slamming a servo onto the desk but still faling out of his chair in shock. .. palming at his forehelm, Grey metal paled, before glaring at the camera. ) NOT FUNNY 💢 . 000
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 today's weather report isss- WHO careeeeees! * I'm * on The Screen 😏😎 . ( fuckbot lip bite. rubbing his servos together like a rapper or a fly about to acid vomit. running his servos through his dog ear audials. they spring back up like flower leaves pressed ) 030
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025📰 this just in, does jetfire is anti-gay 000
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 instead of ' how to dodge the draft ' it's how to dodge the aft 052
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ𝗦. 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 💻 @firebound.bsky.social · 05/04/2025( nc ) ( and then everyone thanked blaster, like he always wanted. he got the glory, the fame, the viewers, because he solved the case within a cycle ) ( even got a honorary badge from prowl ) 132
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 BREAKING news, ya'll!! ...MISSING. ........ PERSON . ( totally not ) (is) ( shamelessly piggybacking off the success of another broadcast ) ( jazz servos done shaking so he can lean an unenthused elbow against his desk, servo supporting pouted chin ) i don't get it, though .. ( digit tapping 160
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 just put the fries in the bag, weather spirit 030
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 ' i'm hungry, dad!! i'm hungry!!' eat a Mint . ( continues to gaze lustfully at his own reflection. angling the servoheld 10 million dollar mirror like he could take selfies with it. but he's not taking any pics to save a memory because baby he'll never fade, y-) WHY IS HE NOT GUNNED DoWN ?? 100
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 ... ( getting ready to cut the camera as a low growl rises in his intake but- Turning to look at blitz, camera tilting with his confusion?? ... before snapping, annoyed ) HOW THE HELL SHOULD AH KNOW?? why didn't ya jus' ask that question when they were ASKIN' fer QUESTIONS. the ones who DO know ?! 030
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 ( dramatized groan, trying to aim the camera elsewhere but-) .. actually, i do have a question -- for you, jazz. you were seen at the scene.. zipping around.. being. Annoying. an' then you zipped away an' no one saw you.. until you came back in prowl's arms like you jus' honeymooned . 140
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 now this is jus' a hot mess.. oh lawd. bless yer spark... ( camera pivoting to focus on the concluded convention, instead of the makeup-less lightbright, snickering at his own news narration ) this too . 020
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 whoever asked about rats is a fucking idiot, oh my gahd. ( dancing in late with his boys! ..glancing down at a mech sitting in the front. snapping digits. his boys shake and bump the chair legs until the mech topples out. rewind sets a princess pillow on the chair. the anchor takes his throne ) 030
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025bee.pm holoform fc. but with a jheri curl 360
✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ @dontloseurhead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025📰 you guys really need to stop locking up all the mech who get shit done. there should be a don't lock up mech who get shit done exemption. like what am i supposed ta report on now. ironhide has yet another war flashback? WHO CARES. the real news is how he's still alive 010
