Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀Anz-a-Panz 💋 @itsjust-me.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Praise kink 🤝 Nurturing kink 26925
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/05/2026IM SO FUCKING PREGNANT ITS PISSING ME OFFFFFFFF. I can’t breathe! My legs are restless! I feel my tits touching my stomach. All I do is sleep, yell at my man, and eat ice cream cones.static.klipy.comBoy's Frustration OutburstALT: Boy's Frustration Outburst 130
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Where’s that man who faked getting on a company flight to get out of going on a date? 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If I did this I’d have some wild shit pop up on my phone 141
Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 10/05/2026Is today the day to bring it up? 211
Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀candy 🍭 @writeresque.bsky.social · 01/05/2026how much a dollar cost? -shakespeare 012
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma blurry image of a person sitting on a bedALT: a blurry image of a person sitting on a bed 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I REFUSE to buy maternity clothes! 7 mos on Thursday ☺️ 040
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026It’s fucking hot. My tailbone hurts. There’s gators in that water. 182
Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀BeautifulHooligan💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026Realizing it was never going to be you is a humbling experience 111
Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 23/04/2026Was my cart emptied today? Was a task taken off my hands today? 22317
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026No one told me that carrying a child meant that I’d have full blown c cups. They also failed to mention that those c cups will always hurt so there’s no playing with them. Also… if you do play with them, they may leak colostrum. BOOOOOOOO!!!media.tenor.coma woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building . 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026In the words of lil Jon… “skeet skeet skeet skeet” 021
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I was in Ulta and my mom grabbed my arm and gasped, “Prince died.” We just left and went home without buying anything… 010
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Oops! I waxed off your whole eyebrow. #fullspecialist 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Speaking of 4/20… I used to know this guy who smoked so fucking dumb. He would hit the L, “ghost” a lil of the smoke and then inhale only 1/4 of that ghost. I asked him why he would waste the hit and he said “I like to see the smoke”media.tenor.coma woman wearing a red hat and a bandana is making a funny face and saying `` you are so dumb `` .ALT: a woman wearing a red hat and a bandana is making a funny face and saying `` you are so dumb `` . 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026media.tenor.coma blurry image of a person sitting on a bedALT: a blurry image of a person sitting on a bed 141
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026He has my nose. He wanted to make sure we knew he was a boy. He punched me and kicked me for 5 minutes straight and then showed me his ass for the rest of the appointment. I love him so much. 020
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026It’s something about a pretty faced bitch with a few acne scars and a perfect red/berry lip that really does it for me. Myself included. 000
Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀fluffy fairy 🧚♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026When he take my panties off: 276625
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My man played college football and went to a few frat parties and knew that shit was not for him IMMEDIATELY. “Kera, they had niggas with leashes on their necks being dog walked around the house with no clothes on.” 010
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Who tf?media.tenor.coma man holding a microphone with the words i identify as poor behind himALT: a man holding a microphone with the words i identify as poor behind him 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026She’s waiting for her “I accomplished finishing my breakfast” dessert. 🙄 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Ground beef, chicken breast, green beans, sweet potato, carrots, corn, squash, sweet peppers lightly seasoned with ginger, cinnamon, basil, oregano, and turmeric. The dogs love this combo but I think tonight I’m gonna make them burgers and treat them! Lil cheeseburgers for the pups 🥹 110
Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 20/04/2026I be so excited to masturbate sometimes. shshshmedia.tenor.coma woman is screaming into a microphone in front of a sign that says united states .ALT: a woman is screaming into a microphone in front of a sign that says united states . 6245
Reposted by 🎀Byrdie🎀Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 18/04/2026oh nooo i would really hate to get some head right nowmedia.tenor.coma man wearing an orange hoodie is laying downALT: a man wearing an orange hoodie is laying down 12714
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I have the most embarrassing high school story that centers around this song. It involves me being demoted to the ‘B’ team for dance… the school newspaper even shamed us. The silence at the end of the performance was deafening 🤪🥹 120
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Thang too fat to be sitting in the front of yoga class. I take my ass straight to the back - don’t need anyone to know me that intimately! 030
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Does anyone know how to alleviate restless legs?? THIS PREGNANCY IS WHOOPING MY ASS. Every night my leg is jerking and uncomfortable. Add the egregious heartburn and 10 pee trips and I’m miserable 000
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I sometimes take pictures. It’s very random. It’s very “doing this because I love this moment.” It’s never performative. It’s always for the memories. Don’t let the moment pass you by. 010
🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I’ve gained 20ish pounds and they’re all ass, tits, and baby. Thank you 🥹 I felt my thighs touch for the first time in my life and I was feeling a lil insecure. I’ve never been over 100 lbs so being 120 is… different. I actually refuse to buy maternity clothes lol! 000
