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Thank you!!! I’m gonna have my own baby moo deng!!

Thanks boo! I’m complaining but I really love him so much. He just needs to be here already lol

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See? Imagine the female version but 31 weeks pregnant with a swollen face. It’s not even good.

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I’m due 7/23 but I’m most likely getting induced on my birthday 7/10 🙃

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Make sure you get a privacy fence.

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Boy's Frustration Outburst

IM SO FUCKING PREGNANT ITS PISSING ME OFFFFFFFF. I can’t breathe! My legs are restless! I feel my tits touching my stomach. All I do is sleep, yell at my man, and eat ice cream cones.

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ALT: Boy's Frustration Outburst

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🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Where’s that man who faked getting on a company flight to get out of going on a date?

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If I did this I’d have some wild shit pop up on my phone

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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 10/05/2026

Is today the day to bring it up?

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🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I just want to see my vagina again

🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I REFUSE to buy maternity clothes! 7 mos on Thursday ☺️

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🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

He bout to have to come up out of here!!! lol I can’t sleep at night 🙃

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🎀Byrdie🎀 @dontliecraig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It’s fucking hot. My tailbone hurts. There’s gators in that water.

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SydTheKid💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026

Realizing it was never going to be you is a humbling experience

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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 23/04/2026

Was my cart emptied today? Was a task taken off my hands today?

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a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .

No one told me that carrying a child meant that I’d have full blown c cups. They also failed to mention that those c cups will always hurt so there’s no playing with them. Also… if you do play with them, they may leak colostrum. BOOOOOOOO!!!

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ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .

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In the words of lil Jon… “skeet skeet skeet skeet”

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I was in Ulta and my mom grabbed my arm and gasped, “Prince died.” We just left and went home without buying anything…

This nod to the DIOR 50’s and structured pleated/raised waistline is reallyyyy big rn. I love it. I have a handmade 40’s number that is similar but it’s a shift dress instead of

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10??? At least 15! I got so many dead relatives I ain’t even met!

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I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS SHIT

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I’m full blown fertilized over here and I don’t even want pickles and ice cream chileeee

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a woman wearing a red hat and a bandana is making a funny face and saying `` you are so dumb `` .

Speaking of 4/20… I used to know this guy who smoked so fucking dumb. He would hit the L, “ghost” a lil of the smoke and then inhale only 1/4 of that ghost. I asked him why he would waste the hit and he said “I like to see the smoke”

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ALT: a woman wearing a red hat and a bandana is making a funny face and saying `` you are so dumb `` .

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The sticky rice mango flavor SLAPS

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Isn’t that a thermogenic as well??? Mmmmmmm no thanks! I can’t be sweating. I live in Florida.

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He has my nose. He wanted to make sure we knew he was a boy. He punched me and kicked me for 5 minutes straight and then showed me his ass for the rest of the appointment. I love him so much.

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fluffy fairy 🧚‍♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026

It’s something about a pretty faced bitch with a few acne scars and a perfect red/berry lip that really does it for me. Myself included.

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When he take my panties off:

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My man played college football and went to a few frat parties and knew that shit was not for him IMMEDIATELY. “Kera, they had niggas with leashes on their necks being dog walked around the house with no clothes on.”