Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Man. Gun-kata went crazy. Cinema is dead. 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did she comment? Or did she say the word "interesting" 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My kid has really unlocked my Godzilla autism. I'm over here explaining the benefit of foam latex to a 6 year old and telling him how they shot Shin Godzilla to resemble "suitimation" era G films. 001
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shin Godzilla design is goated. 100
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also. I appreciate the heat Craig is getting here. It was a NOTABLE bad look all year on am already vibes-negative organization 040
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hire a Yogi and make everyone do Yoga. 020
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026With every new book, a long-running series will receive fewer reviews than earlier installments on a site like GR. Also, the aggregate ratings tends to rise. So is the 9th book in this niche series really a 5-star read, or have we simply whittled away all but the most *targetted* audience segment? 100
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026dO tHeY nOt cArE aBoUt bAsEbAlL iN aTlAnTa? 020
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every year. Wild Card round starts. My in-laws tell me how crazy it is that there's empty seats at a 2pm game scheduled 1 day ago. "In Philly, it would be packed." Okay. Go to Philly then. 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Touch-free grocery delivery, Door Dash, Uber Dash, Online Movie Tickets, Social Media (ironic), Self Checkout. We're doing everything we can to not talk to another human being. 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Better get this out there before the games start racking up. 120
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I forgot Goodreads reviews are a special torture pit of horrible opinions. I forget it a couple times a year. 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would much rather have a 79-win season because the FO tried something and failed, than because the one thing they did drug the team kicking and screaming to 79 wins. 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Get ready for an all-Chicago World Series 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stephen Graham Jones has a book coming out next month, another in January, another in February, and another in March. Do I have that right? 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Broooooo. @banthaskull.bsky.social 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Phillies and D-backs in a good old-fashioned suck-off. 100
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kind of using is as an excuse though, right? 030
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Henderson at the end of 25' "I've been playing through discomfort." Henderson at the e d of 26'... 110
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is also looking likely. 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Os are sitting on 79-82 with one game left. So it really is either my prediction or @banthaskull.bsky.social. Unfortunately, the final start of the year goes to Shane Baz. 021
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Im sorry, where's Smallville?! 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Idk if it's in the Kostka/Meoli article, but my favorite loss was that time one thing went wrong and suddenly everyone forgot how to play baseball. You guys remember? That time that happened? 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good on @afkostka.bsky.social for doing the work, but idk if I can stomach reliving these, man. What a season 140
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My insane conspiracy theory is that he got here and immediately recognized the vibes and faked a season-ending injury in hopes that we dont pick up his option. 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remember that time when we got Luis Robert jr. for like six at bats? 190
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do you think Holliday has any remaining value? 400
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man. It's really too bad the 2026 baseball season never happened. 050
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love Stephen King books. They always scratch a particular itch for me. Also true, I think Joe Hill has all the makings to be a better writer than his dad, and I hope he's serious about the move back into novels. Anyway, I'm rereading King Sorrow, and his next thing is available for preorder. 000
Reposted by Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken)Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You don't play Westy ovet Mayo. You play Westy over Holliday. 261
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Checking out the RE subreddot and surprise surprise, it's full of the most insufferable losers you could imagine. 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Saw Resident Evil. If you are not a Resident Evil purist, it is, in fact, a whole lot of fun. Impeccably shot with outright insane creature design. IMAX was worth it to me. 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We are 156 games into the season. Craig Albernaz is "seeking higher standards" 1120
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Am I allowed to give up now? 020
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026About to get muted by Milwaukee again. NBA around the corner. 020
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Craig is sincerely incapable of seeing it as a part of the job to put his players above himself. He "pressed all the right buttons," so he can't be responsible for a loss, and he must immediately tell you why it isn't his fault. 190
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I actually wont be watching a Zak Snyder Escape From New York remake. Make new movies. 000
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Q: "How do you feel about trans kids in sports?" A: "I worry that many of them won't have access to sports at all given the historic cost of literally everything. How can we expect parents to engage in the travel required by youth sports when gas cost $7 a gallon?" 060
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 20/09/20269am. Wonder if Godzilla can beat Mechagodzilla this time. 010
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hahaha Who hired this fucking guy? 051
Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken) @donthaveacowman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Frankly, every single time I see Joey Ortiz, I think.. "is that what he looked like before? I dont recognize this person." 140
