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Stanley Coochie

@dontcallmesyd.bsky.social
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📍Los Angeles, CA Wash your legs and your rice

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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heard two girls at the bar say some bird ass shit. Then said they were in town for Chris Brown and Usher, so the math is mathing
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got 50 more pages to read before book club this afternoon. May find me a nice brunch spot with a patio….
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My titties are sore and I’m craving red meat. Winter is coming….
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me at an art museum: This readymade piece is reminiscent of Duchamp’s fountain. Also me at an art museum: I’m gonna give her googly eyes
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Victoria, you sick fuck
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sometimes I’m cute
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Just booked a month-long softgoods styling photoshoot for Restoration Hardware in wine country
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wearing red, white, and blue today; but Puerto Ricanly
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I really thought it was a good idea to go to the grocery store on Super Bowl Sunday
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sports!!
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Watching people jam to my jukebox choices
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Mentally or physically?
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
YOU but no face (quote this)
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Stair master+core #blackskyfitness
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So skiing is not like riding a bike 😂
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Ran into my third grade teacher last night at a brewery, she recognized me 🥹
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The neighbor that lets his dog shit on everyone’s lawn with reckless abandon is complaining to me about how inconsiderate another neighbor parks
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Sometimes I’m cute
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Just realized I always refer to my stepdad as “my moms husband” in front of my dad. Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
SZA….
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Shoutout to my little cousin for doing an oil change and replacing my break pads for tacos and a 6pack of beer
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Been fighting for my life today
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Everyone has been calling me to talk shit, I didn’t fuck that white lady 😩
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Recruiter said the hiring manager will be calling me tomorrow with good news. Started this year getting laid off and may be ending it with a job 🥹
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Post from a different era in your life: I used to be a screen printer!
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Didn’t work out Monday or Tuesday which means we doing Pilates and run club tomorrow.
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Everybody gotta talk to me nice today Wordle 1,635 2/6 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I got to assist on a product photoshoot for Ross yesterday, I had BIG fun.
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Day 6 of babysitting a 5yo, I was supposed to drop her off at school and get the fuck outta dodge. Her momma just texted me saying her flight gets in at 10pm not 10am
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Friend: what’s your preferred height for men Me: The ability to pick me up easily is more important Friend:
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Me in my backyard closing my last fitness ring
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Run Get GIF
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
This was the first Thanksgiving where no one in my family said I needed a sandwich. Your girl is getting
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I wander way too much when I’m on the phone for wireless headphones
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Less than 7 second video of yourself
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My stepdad named me as one of his children in an magazine article. I was 30 when they got married that nigga didn’t have to do that
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
No complaints
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I blame Smino and Leon Thomas
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I have the skills, but not the will. Im meant to live in luxury
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Old head at the gym said I look like a run a mean 100m 😂 #blackskyfitness
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Van Gough could never! Cranberry compote once she finishes chilling
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This sweet potato pie cheesecake I just popped into the oven…
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 20/11/2025
🚨🚨👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾🚨🚨
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Let me see what @cerromerussell.blacksky.app be on while I mop
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
As a wise man once said, “Screw you guys, I’m going home”
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Craving sushi, but don’t have sushi money
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Im at the stage of braiding my own hair where I question my life choices and cry
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Told my mom I was going to pull money out my 401k to hold me over until I found a job and she said
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I thought getting into running would get me slimmer, but I got some gams on me now
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