Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Heard two girls at the bar say some bird ass shit. Then said they were in town for Chris Brown and Usher, so the math is mathing 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Got 50 more pages to read before book club this afternoon. May find me a nice brunch spot with a patio…. 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My titties are sore and I’m craving red meat. Winter is coming…. 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me at an art museum: This readymade piece is reminiscent of Duchamp’s fountain. Also me at an art museum: I’m gonna give her googly eyes 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Just booked a month-long softgoods styling photoshoot for Restoration Hardware in wine countrymedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is covering his face with his hands in a crowd of peopleALT: a man in a suit is covering his face with his hands in a crowd of people 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Wearing red, white, and blue today; but Puerto Ricanly 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I really thought it was a good idea to go to the grocery store on Super Bowl Sundaymedia.tenor.coma man with a clown mask on his face is shaving his face .ALT: a man with a clown mask on his face is shaving his face . 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Ran into my third grade teacher last night at a brewery, she recognized me 🥹 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The neighbor that lets his dog shit on everyone’s lawn with reckless abandon is complaining to me about how inconsiderate another neighbor parksmedia.tenor.coma young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face . 110
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Just realized I always refer to my stepdad as “my moms husband” in front of my dad. Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Shoutout to my little cousin for doing an oil change and replacing my break pads for tacos and a 6pack of beer 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Everyone has been calling me to talk shit, I didn’t fuck that white lady 😩 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Recruiter said the hiring manager will be calling me tomorrow with good news. Started this year getting laid off and may be ending it with a job 🥹 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Post from a different era in your life: I used to be a screen printer! 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Didn’t work out Monday or Tuesday which means we doing Pilates and run club tomorrow. 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Everybody gotta talk to me nice today Wordle 1,635 2/6 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I got to assist on a product photoshoot for Ross yesterday, I had BIG fun. 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Day 6 of babysitting a 5yo, I was supposed to drop her off at school and get the fuck outta dodge. Her momma just texted me saying her flight gets in at 10pm not 10ammedia.tenor.coma man wearing a blue headband is crying with a tear coming out of his nose .ALT: a man wearing a blue headband is crying with a tear coming out of his nose . 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Friend: what’s your preferred height for men Me: The ability to pick me up easily is more important Friend:media.tenor.coma woman wearing a camouflage hat and a gray shirtALT: a woman wearing a camouflage hat and a gray shirt 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Me in my backyard closing my last fitness ringmedia.tenor.comRun Get GIFALT: Run Get GIF 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025This was the first Thanksgiving where no one in my family said I needed a sandwich. Your girl is getting 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I wander way too much when I’m on the phone for wireless headphonesmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and bow tie says where 's my phoneALT: a man wearing a hat and bow tie says where 's my phone 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screenALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screen 100
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025My stepdad named me as one of his children in an magazine article. I was 30 when they got married that nigga didn’t have to do thatmedia.tenor.coma close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face .ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face . 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I have the skills, but not the will. Im meant to live in luxury 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Old head at the gym said I look like a run a mean 100m 😂 #blackskyfitness 170
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Van Gough could never! Cranberry compote once she finishes chilling 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025This sweet potato pie cheesecake I just popped into the oven… 020
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Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Let me see what @cerromerussell.blacksky.app be on while I mop 011
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 13/11/2025As a wise man once said, “Screw you guys, I’m going home” 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Craving sushi, but don’t have sushi moneymedia.tenor.coma woman wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .ALT: a woman wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face . 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Im at the stage of braiding my own hair where I question my life choices and cry 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Told my mom I was going to pull money out my 401k to hold me over until I found a job and she saidmedia.tenor.coma woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .ALT: a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch . 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I thought getting into running would get me slimmer, but I got some gams on me now 110