Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Heard two girls at the bar say some bird ass shit. Then said they were in town for Chris Brown and Usher, so the math is mathing 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Got 50 more pages to read before book club this afternoon. May find me a nice brunch spot with a patio…. 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My titties are sore and I’m craving red meat. Winter is coming…. 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me at an art museum: This readymade piece is reminiscent of Duchamp’s fountain. Also me at an art museum: I’m gonna give her googly eyes 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comMark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark TankALT: Mark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark Tank 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I usually get a second wind after working out, best of luck to you 100
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026In college we threw a 20’s prohibition party before they banned the OG formula. We were dressed like flappers drinking out of martini glasses 😂 110
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Your hands?!media.tenor.coma man with a beard is looking up at the sky with his eyes closed .ALT: a man with a beard is looking up at the sky with his eyes closed . 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Once had a hoodie in a rocking chair next to my bed that somehow was draped in a way that made it look like someone was taking a nap and the scream I scrumpt… 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Just booked a month-long softgoods styling photoshoot for Restoration Hardware in wine countrymedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is covering his face with his hands in a crowd of peopleALT: a man in a suit is covering his face with his hands in a crowd of people 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 13/02/2026media.tenor.coma group of young men are dancing in front of a building .ALT: a group of young men are dancing in front of a building . 030
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Wearing red, white, and blue today; but Puerto Ricanly 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I really thought it was a good idea to go to the grocery store on Super Bowl Sundaymedia.tenor.coma man with a clown mask on his face is shaving his face .ALT: a man with a clown mask on his face is shaving his face . 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I never rewatch shows. I’ve ran Schitts Creek back at least 4 times 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Not if you go before….😂media.tenor.coma man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera . 010
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Are there cameras that make you look small….media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing a grey shirtALT: a man with a beard wearing a grey shirt 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 30/12/2025While we getting down to the B’s, I come with booty and brat behavior 😂 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Ran into my third grade teacher last night at a brewery, she recognized me 🥹 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Nope!! I be yeeting them loose onto his front porch 100
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The neighbor that lets his dog shit on everyone’s lawn with reckless abandon is complaining to me about how inconsiderate another neighbor parksmedia.tenor.coma young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face . 110
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Just realized I always refer to my stepdad as “my moms husband” in front of my dad. Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 21/12/2025From personal experience, him singing live should be illegal 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 16/12/2025We lost power for 10 days during hurricane Sandy We plopped a cooler in the snow and just emptied the fridge outside 110
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Shoutout to my little cousin for doing an oil change and replacing my break pads for tacos and a 6pack of beer 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I got to see him cover I Would Die 4 U at the Hollywood Bowl and it was magical 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Everyone has been calling me to talk shit, I didn’t fuck that white lady 😩 000
Stanley Coochie @dontcallmesyd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Recruiter said the hiring manager will be calling me tomorrow with good news. Started this year getting laid off and may be ending it with a job 🥹 000
