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Baroness VonBunchanumbers

@dominomask.bsky.social
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I’m occasionally funny, the worst kind of funny.

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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I feel the prohibition on smack talking the past tensers should 1. Only apply to those occasions where it protects one’s own mental hygiene to refrain and 2. When one has made the choice to attend their actual funeral in person.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I understand the sentiment, but really, remembering that he truly was capable of *knowing better* and made the daily conscious decision to do and defend things he knew were wrong, evil, and corrosive to basic social ethics just makes it worse. So, so much worse.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does it seem odd that they quote the statement of the American senator using the British “haemorrhage” or does the BBC always retranslate Americans to British spellings?
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The white African is mad, u guyz
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Same, Jay. Same.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
More data is good data
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It terrifies fascists, therefore…
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
YOU WOULD THINK THE MEDIA WOULD BE INTO THAT
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Maher will nod along with anyone willing to play footsie under the table with him. Pathetic.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The “Don’t Tread on Me” people have deep-throated the fascist boot so hard, the fash now wear snake-skin boots.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It’s like Plan 9 from Outer Space but not fun…
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
No one on earth is cis enough for their rights not to be at stake when trans rights are threatened or denied
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Right? Only a surgically precise professional could have missed that head…
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Don’t worry, everybody. Kash is on the case!
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Even if it were just sincere “things need doing so contrarians need to be silenced” (it’s not, but even if) it’s a terminally misguided notion, like killing your immune system because you don’t like having a fever.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
We do not claim that cunt
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Think of Walmart like a metastatic Poundland
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
He’s been giving himself golf trophies long enough…
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Fucking pathetic
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I do know what she means, but just picturing Dean Cain trying to do “white activities” so hard is making me laugh. Like he tries to combine them to do them harder and it ends up a dark comedy, like going apple picking on cocaine…
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
They’re part of the entire point!
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Just monkeys with guns, all the way down.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My eyebrows are in my hairline right now…
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I hope her next Botox tx hits a nerve.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
His base do not care about the sex abuse. They’re a mix of abolish-the-age-of-consent libertarianism and pray-for-Josh-Duggar evageicals. Sexual abuse and trafficking of women and children is a hierarchy they’re comfortable with. They’re mad because he’s rescinded his promised pogrom of dems.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
They don’t even care if he’s guilty. In their heart of hearts, they don’t believe it’s wrong for conservative white men to abuse women and children. They’re only upset that “Epstein” was a Pavlovian promise that they’d get to righteously murder some democrats/lizard people and he’s messed that up.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
We still need a film noir Lois Lane movie where her simping guy Friday (Clark) and the mysterious handsome foreign homme fatale (Superman) help her solve a mystery.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I love the Martha moment because it’s a perfect pop culture example of a clear darling that should have been slaughtered in the writing process.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
These sloppy twits…
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Well, he’s sort of the orangutan that ran into the center of the ritual and grabbed the artifact the acolytes had been carefully powering up with incredible evil for generations, and now they just have to worship an ape.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Women being too person-like is hurting the boners, fam.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Good on ya!👍
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Oddly validating, but requiring no additional effort from you? Win win!
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The only real anger in them is that they were promised a big juicy hit of vindication of all their ideas about democrats, an orgy of executions, and he’s ruining that. He’s letting people laugh at them instead. To the fascist-footsoldier mind, that’s the only crime.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne dies: "Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne." Hulk Hogan dies: "Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne."
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I truly don’t understand what they’re worried about. MAGA do not care about r*pe when white men do it. They don’t. They’re all some mix of abolish-the-age-of-consent libertarians and Josh-Duggar-did-nothing-wrong evangelicals. The list became a click-bait sacrament, but they never cared.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
MAGA will still never actually believe that it’s wrong for conservative white men to r*pe anyone, but we’ll get some new lows in how far they’ll go to avoid admitting that. The sanctity of women and children is entirely a pretext for owning women and children, real protection has no role.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Coinsidious
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I feel you.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Thank you. Your name here means so much to those of us who have lived through this before and to those who are living through it now. — Uncle George www.thepetitionsite.com/983/564/587/...
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Sign Petition: 'Alligator Alcatraz' Is the Newest Site of Human Rights Abuses Against Immigrants. Demand Its Closur
Maggots in their food, sweltering conditions, overflowing toilets, and being locked inside cages in tents: these are the conditions of 'Alligator Alcatraz.' (30876 signatures on petition)
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Iiiiiiiiii dunno, a lot of the red openly talk about murdering me, soooooo….
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Well said.
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Stephen Colbert and Amber Ruffin teaming up to fight crime WHEN?!
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Jesus fuck, Gavin…
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Newspaper: no one ever thought constant surveillance could have downsides but now that a rich guy has been denied a handjob to Viva La Vida we are forced to confront the grim dystopia of modern life
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
More of a shallow fiefdom, but equivalent in malice and creepery
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This is literally all my first drafts of everything. Thank god I enjoy editing. There are surely faster ways to write, but I cannot do them. 😄
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Dang it, I came down here for ass puns, everybody stop being so wholesome and lovely!
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Baroness VonBunchanumbers @dominomask.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
All those times he excused himself for being a grossly irresponsible bigot by “admitting” he’s just an idiot… I hope those hit different for him someday.
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