The Bird Alliance of Oregon is asking residents to turn off lights and close shades this Friday to protect an estimated 5.4 million migrating birds from disorientation.

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Adobe Inc. gave an outlook for sales that narrowly missed analysts’ estimates, renewing concerns about pressure from artificial intelligence upstarts.

The deployment is expected to cost in the billions after it was quietly extended until Inauguration Day of 2029.

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Trailing Dolly Parton around the world, I witnessed so many small moments in which she’d gracefully own her power without the slightest hint of fight.

Water levels in the reservoir, which sits behind the Hoover Dam, are at record lows. A continued drop would imperil water supplies for millions of people and cut electricity from the dam.