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@dolphinpaste.bsky.social
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Mammal. Vertebrate. Maker of fine hemoglobin. Unsolicited freelance consultant. Reverse engineer.

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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 36m
Thank god he’s tackling the issues that matter the most. This man is a walking distillation of humanity’s worst impulses.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h
JD Vance blatantly lies: "We've made a lot of progress. Inflation is way lower today than it was when we took office." (Inflation has gone up!)
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus fucking christ
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look at the sentient turds behind him
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s actually saying that paying more for gas is a small price to pay to ensure that Iran DOESN’T bomb California or anywhere else. This man is worthless garbage, and speaks like a fool, but he’s just not saying what everybody is saying he’s saying here.
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Tony Negron @tnite02.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just nice. We finally have someone who can carry a debate to Fox News and make sense in a way their audience could understand. Tony
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“the Democrats are going to fundamentally change this country” says the party that has fundamentally changed this country 
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Their North Star is grievance. That’s all.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lots of people do not deserve to be alive. I can't think of a single gov't that deserves the right to legally execute its citizens.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
22 California billionaires have spent a combined $150 million to defeat Prop 40. Their combined wealth in January 2025 was $439 BILLION. By September 2026, it had grown to $722 BILLION. They're accidentally making the case for the billionaire tax better than anyone else could.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
STEPHEN MOORE: We had much much higher inflation under Biden BERMAN: Let me stop you. Has inflation gone up or down since Trump took office? MOORE: Well, it was about 3.2% when Biden left office, it's 3.4% now BERMAN: So it's gone up MOORE: That is true
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Proverbial cash”?
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump on Iran: "They were nuclear and drug. They were doing drugs but they were doing the nuclear. But these drug factories slash nuclear factories were hit so hard."
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hear they were nuclear drug trans abortion factories actually…
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think these are the people who should be asked to take a basic citizenship test.
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Native Americans would like a word.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
"He's gonna fix it. Believe in him ... all the abortion, it's evil ... I want to see 2 people -- Trump & Jesus...we do not want Muslims taking over...I have horrible thoughts. I don't think they should be here. This isn't their country...they need to pack up & go back where they came from."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America loves a snake oil salesman—what can you say…
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a crazy overcorrection into dumbass territory the uneducated people in this country have steered us into 
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This man is going to burn in hell
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The MAGA Moron Brigade is on the case!
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leaked audio of Ken Paxton: Q: Do you think Trump is a bit of a drag? Paxton: To be honest with you, when we did that midterm convention, it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Yeah. Not good.
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never forget—the few who hold all the power necessarily become self-deluded enough to believe they DESERVE it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Q: Is the agreement binding in any way? TRUMP: I think it's morally binding (That's a no!)
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An understated part of this is that I think he thinks Spotify MAKES the songs.
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was my favorite moment! Like “I don’t think that you know we have this [deuce up our sleeve]”
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t one of those billions of dollars go toward some kind of… reduction in perkiness?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country.
Screenshot of a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump’s verified @realDonaldTrump account displaying a signed document titled “Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities.” The document outlines voluntary AI safety and oversight commitments for companies developing frontier artificial intelligence models. On the right side are signatures and company labels for leaders including Sundar Pichai of Google, Dario Amodei of Anthropic, Mark Zuckerberg of Meta, Greg Brockman of OpenAI, Elon Musk of xAI, and Jensen Huang of Nvidia. Near the center-right, Donald J. Trump’s large signature appears above the printed title identifying him as president. The title contains a noticeable typo: instead of “President of the United States,” it reads, “President of the Unites States,” misspelling “United” as “Unites.”
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Owning the libs.
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m telling you guys—we are here because the “D” students we went to school with just kept getting more and more pissed off that no one ever listened to them. You know, because they’re morons. They’ve just been accumulating like cockroaches or sewer rats.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m so fucking sick of Biff’s alternate 1985 
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are undoubtedly living through the stupidest years of our history 
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That shit’ll still spatch!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
These people are utterly shameless
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my Christ—so he doubled down on this after having his ass handed to him???
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
photo of Schmitt's team holding up a poster board that made false claims about Jack Smith's whereabouts in February 2024
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury, claiming he had evidence Smith secretly went to an Atlanta Hawks game. Then it all backfired in real-time.
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GOP Senator’s Jack Smith ‘Gotcha’ Blows Up in His Face
Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over supposed evidence placing him at an Atlanta Hawks game. There was just one problem: It was the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someday people will realize that fake posts like this actually HELP THE SON OF A BITCH
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dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sounds ssooooooooo sleepy.
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