dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 36mThank god he’s tackling the issues that matter the most. This man is a walking distillation of humanity’s worst impulses. 000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1hJD Vance blatantly lies: "We've made a lot of progress. Inflation is way lower today than it was when we took office." (Inflation has gone up!) 2731982526
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Look at the sentient turds behind him 000
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He’s actually saying that paying more for gas is a small price to pay to ensure that Iran DOESN’T bomb California or anywhere else. This man is worthless garbage, and speaks like a fool, but he’s just not saying what everybody is saying he’s saying here. 12140
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialTony Negron @tnite02.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just nice. We finally have someone who can carry a debate to Fox News and make sense in a way their audience could understand. Tony 12114
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“the Democrats are going to fundamentally change this country” says the party that has fundamentally changed this country  1322
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Their North Star is grievance. That’s all. 000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialbillkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 932808736
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialJen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lots of people do not deserve to be alive. I can't think of a single gov't that deserves the right to legally execute its citizens. 1101
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/202622 California billionaires have spent a combined $150 million to defeat Prop 40. Their combined wealth in January 2025 was $439 BILLION. By September 2026, it had grown to $722 BILLION. They're accidentally making the case for the billionaire tax better than anyone else could. 9430101309
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026STEPHEN MOORE: We had much much higher inflation under Biden BERMAN: Let me stop you. Has inflation gone up or down since Trump took office? MOORE: Well, it was about 3.2% when Biden left office, it's 3.4% now BERMAN: So it's gone up MOORE: That is true 2532981741
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump on Iran: "They were nuclear and drug. They were doing drugs but they were doing the nuclear. But these drug factories slash nuclear factories were hit so hard." 178432137
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hear they were nuclear drug trans abortion factories actually… 000
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think these are the people who should be asked to take a basic citizenship test. 011
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialCMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Native Americans would like a word. 1281
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026"He's gonna fix it. Believe in him ... all the abortion, it's evil ... I want to see 2 people -- Trump & Jesus...we do not want Muslims taking over...I have horrible thoughts. I don't think they should be here. This isn't their country...they need to pack up & go back where they came from." 15462558562
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502550304
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026America loves a snake oil salesman—what can you say… 000
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a crazy overcorrection into dumbass territory the uneducated people in this country have steered us into  000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 113191253955
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The MAGA Moron Brigade is on the case! 2321486225
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Leaked audio of Ken Paxton: Q: Do you think Trump is a bit of a drag? Paxton: To be honest with you, when we did that midterm convention, it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Yeah. Not good. 45937325
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Never forget—the few who hold all the power necessarily become self-deluded enough to believe they DESERVE it. 000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Q: Is the agreement binding in any way? TRUMP: I think it's morally binding (That's a no!) 105849153
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An understated part of this is that I think he thinks Spotify MAKES the songs. 4676
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This was my favorite moment! Like “I don’t think that you know we have this [deuce up our sleeve]” 000
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can’t one of those billions of dollars go toward some kind of… reduction in perkiness? 000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country. 61580802353
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026😂😂😂 462103921484
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Owning the libs. 1488107361727
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m telling you guys—we are here because the “D” students we went to school with just kept getting more and more pissed off that no one ever listened to them. You know, because they’re morons. They’ve just been accumulating like cockroaches or sewer rats. 000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well." 15862112216
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m so fucking sick of Biff’s alternate 1985  021
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We are undoubtedly living through the stupidest years of our history  000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026These people are utterly shameless 2353275744
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh my Christ—so he doubled down on this after having his ass handed to him??? 000
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty) 99295372447
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020 19466721843
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury, claiming he had evidence Smith secretly went to an Atlanta Hawks game. Then it all backfired in real-time.meidasnews.comGOP Senator’s Jack Smith ‘Gotcha’ Blows Up in His FaceEric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over supposed evidence placing him at an Atlanta Hawks game. There was just one problem: It was the Iowa Hawkeyes. 1009118943093
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2638210065726
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology" 20671391513
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong." 33265851427
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort." 694279439550
Reposted by @dolphinpaste.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power" 346124914631
dolphinpaste.bsky.social @dolphinpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someday people will realize that fake posts like this actually HELP THE SON OF A BITCH 000