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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein

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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 16m
Ngl been looking at Araki’s horror recommendations for ideas for movies this month and I watched one, the movie Identity, and it was kinda ass. It looked good? Some of the characters were interesting? Acting was fine. But yeah. Middling movie.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 17h
Jennifer’s Body was good. I have watched like five girl horrors this month (Alucarda, Ginger Snaps Trilogy, JenBod).
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Truly miserable that they lost all the extra footage for event horizon
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Event Horizon was good. Cartoonish punch sounds in final fight were an interesting touch.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watched Ginger Snaps and Ginger Snaps 2 recently. Good movies, watching Event Horizon and maybe something else before getting to Ginger Snaps Back
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was not aware that Mario 64 was considered that difficult
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m going to eat this spiced pizza despite my ulcers because I’m hungry, the pain is worth it…
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the universes where soulja boy fell silent at the call simply never existed
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what if soulja boy didn’t tell them?
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🪦REST IN GREASE🍔 @grease.gay · 09/10/2026
bitches don’t even be cooling their pies on an open windowsill anymore, how’s a girl supposed to eat
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah I’m sorry to ask but I was told internet was all paid for last house, turns out it’s not and it’s going to put me below budget to pay my share. Anything helps, but nothing is obligated. ko-fi.com/dollterminal
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What were Scrat’s, from Ice Age, intentions with the acorn. Voracious or Sodomy? Idolatry?
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting surprise charge for an internet bill is fun
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Place I get my vapes recognised me after I returned from hospital after a month, was nice. Small interactions like that do help to validate the self exists in the world somewhat… enjoy da feeling
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When starting Donkey Kong Land, there is a 1/8 chance the game will boot in a "paranoid ducking state" where Donkey Kong will constantly look around while ducking. This is actually a fault of the random number generator, which "locks in" to a single value and fails to be random.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
been so out of the art game lately that I’m dreading having to relearn optimal sizes and shit… many sorrows brother
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shine Bright Daylight, Greenery upon Dew, Do not let worries bother you, Born today, joy and many more, come Honey, Happy Day.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching Ginger Snaps. Does the dog die btfo, it dead.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Asbestos in Gonk is in, Razor Blade in Twix is OUT
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Gonks have asbestos in them” sounds like a Star Wars, even Cyberpunk, scandal, but no - these little false idols have attempted chemical warfare on Halloween.
Product Recall Notice reads: PRODUCT RECALL
Product Recall for Primark Halloween Gonks as the sand in the gonks may be contaminated with a small quantity of asbestos. 

Pictured between the Product Recall ext and the recall description depicts two “Gonk” ornaments - gnome like toys with large pointed, conical hats covering eyes, large round nose  and long facial hair. One is orange and themed like a pumpkin, the other themed like a witch with black clothing and a brimmed, pointed black hat.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday @rannibow.bsky.social hope you have a good day and some fun
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Day 2 duloxetine for pain relief
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going to have to watch 2 a day rn to catch up. That gran dying shit really threw a rock at my head. Most of my energy being put back into making sure I eat at all.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Oral Carter 💙 @oralcarter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#AEWGrandSlam France 🇫🇷 #AEW Women’s World Champion #MercedesMone
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alucarda (1977) was an interesting watch. Very strong imagery, really enjoyed the powerlessness felt as everyone responded in the worst way possible to the circumstances as kind intentions became bitten back by doctrine.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Waiting on LARP cycling out of the public lexicon because it’s just derivative of “name five songs” in many cases
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These new meds feel weird
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a gay man and a straight dude. Brother, Bi Erasure is real.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bi Erasure is an interesting term because I’m pretty sure that band are either metrosexual het or straight-playing gay
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surprisingly enjoyable film, that Casper. Problems sort of solve themselves throughout it without little intervention. A comment on futility and acceptance and the nature of connection.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good bit baiting this guy with the promise of meeting his dead wife.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Screenshot Casper (1995). Ghost therapist character adult white male stands holding door open as a small ghost child stands innocently beneath a yellow dim bulb.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did the fat ghost just call someone a flicker as if the n word?
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He pissed on that girl. Now he’s goldberging out in shame.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I forgot I finished Andor while in hospital but there’s no Andor parallels here. Unless a dead child pissed on another living child in that, I don’t recall
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Tatooine had Internet I feel like Jabba would have either an unflattering profile picture or one that’s touched up with beautifying filters until he has a jaw
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I misread did not realise he was looking for a date. How long has he been dead, what are the ethics? I presume arrested development from his own death affects things. How come when a vampire dates a mortal we ask these questions but not of ghost child.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching Casper (1995) to try and get back on track. He’s going to get therapy. What da hell. Sorpanos moment!!! In other news I’ve been condemned to die for relating things to the last tv show I completed.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
plans* not labs.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Regroup, new square. Fuck gravity.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God, whatever that is, fate? magnetism, gravity, whatever force brings about a new chaos as I make a renewed attempt to recover. Bad things happen, but more bad things happen when I move from one position to the other, checkmate permanent, only issue is I keep returning to the previous square.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ngl sometimes you gotta accept depression as a disability and not beat yourself up over it, it exacerbates it further. Regretful my labs got derailed but need a reasonable approach
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pokemon announcing Porygon’s Revenge. They didn’t cause those seizures, but now they’re gonna.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t let Araki learn about trans infighting slang or we will end up with his progressing worldview influencing a Stand that clocks people on passability and whose power changes based on the most appropriate slur to use You don’t want to see what “All Things Must Pass” does when in “Hon Mode”
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also seen too much of that miserable bitter trans name calling infighting shit, it’s had an effect on
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went to a food bank today to help bolster supplies and seeing all the queer people living their identities and expressing themselves whilst I remain stuck boymoding for safety got me mournful.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t have an identity grounded in externals, purely a chaotic self struggling for validation. Anyway sorry for real posting, grandmother loss got me in my head.
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The Evil Nico Kafka Pynkenstein @dollterminal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel more and more disconnected from my transgender life as my illness and depression erased what little progress I had made and I feel too afraid to live as a woman - in permanent boy mode until I heal . My sexuality even feels lost.
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